Apple marketing meeting
So guise, we need a new product to release for our sheep..
How 'bout a netbook? it's the most sensible option. After all, our smallest laptops sell the most. People love the small compact iphone but our most common complaints about it are that it's too locked down and restricted. An apple netbook (obviously we can't call it a "netbook", we need to be different, but we have another marketing department for that) would be right in the middle of these two products. Small and compact, powerful, (more) open and fully functional like our laptops.
Sounds good, though if we made a netbook we would have to sell it very cheap. We horrendously overprice our higher end laptops, but we just can't go charging more than $500 for an apple netbook!
Hmm..
Why don't we just make a huge iphone? Make it like a tablet. That company out there makes those "modbooks" and they're not doing that badly.
Somebody out there already does it? Well we can't then! We have to be hip and first to the post!
We could have it run the iphone OS then maybe? Hey, then we could keep the locked down style and make more profits! I mean, we suckered $50 billion out of our herd this year, in a recession! I should send a memo to steve, maybe he'll mention that in the keynote. Is he out of hospital yet?
Hey yeah, and if we just make it an oversized iphone we can manufacture it for alot less than a complete tablet and still sell it for a high price!
Yeah, but I'm still not happy with these profit margins, they're not large enough.. I want to make $100 billion next year, not $50bn!
We can add 40GB of flash memory and charge $200 extra for it? And put in a $15 3G chipset and charge $130 for it?
Yeah, they'll eat that right up. Ship it.
yeah I cant be bothered to write anymore :|