Ask RMRK's mom

Jules · September 10, 2009, 05:15:52 PM

Have a burning question you need answered? Who is this person? Why is she RMRK's mom? Why is the sky blue? What is Roph's true penis size? Ask away. No question is taboo. I will do my best to answer. If I don't know, I'll try to find the answer. Or if I am not in the mood for that.. I'll just make something up.

Shoot =o

Holkeye · September 10, 2009, 05:44:07 PM

How does it feel to be a milf?

Zylos · September 10, 2009, 05:45:49 PM

Will you be my mom too?

Jules · September 10, 2009, 06:13:14 PM

Quote from: Holk on September 10, 2009, 05:44:07 PM
How does it feel to be a milf?

Well, I'm embarrassed whenever someone says that. A little flattering, but considering you've only seen a head shot... yeah...

Quote from: Zylos on September 10, 2009, 05:45:49 PM
Will you be my mom too?

Absolutely <3

Esmeralda · September 10, 2009, 06:45:33 PM

How many naughty pictures of Roph have you seen? Answer us truthfully

Roph · September 10, 2009, 07:09:33 PM

Jules · September 10, 2009, 09:14:24 PM

Quote from: Rasse on September 10, 2009, 06:45:33 PM
How many naughty pictures of Roph have you seen? Answer us truthfully

Define naughty =o

Let's see.. I haven't seen him naked, but I have seen him in a thong.. so.. maybe 3? I think that's about right.

Edit: if you define naughty as me seeing his willy.. I'mma have to go with 0. Sorry to disappoint.

&&&&&&&&&&&&& · December 29, 2009, 06:20:06 PM

Can you turn me into a real little girl?

Jules · December 31, 2009, 12:55:54 AM

Quote from: Boe on December 29, 2009, 06:20:06 PM
Can you turn me into a real little girl?

I'm a mom, not a magician, sorry

Quote from: Loobylou900 on December 29, 2009, 06:34:05 PM

Why aren't you my Mom?

Well, since you are a member of RMRK, and I am RMRK's mom.. welcome to the family dear

Nightwolf · January 01, 2010, 03:39:07 AM

Do you have a twin sister?

&&&&&&&&&&&&& · January 03, 2010, 12:27:52 AM

Then can you get me a sippy cup with juice in it?

haloOfTheSun · January 03, 2010, 12:34:27 AM

And change his diaper.

Irock · January 03, 2010, 02:36:43 AM

Do you spank children

&&&&&&&&&&&&& · January 03, 2010, 06:01:58 AM

Quote from: HaloOfTheSun on January 03, 2010, 12:34:27 AM
And change his diaper.

Yes, that too.

Jules · January 03, 2010, 03:11:23 PM

Quote from: Nightwolf on January 01, 2010, 03:39:07 AM
Do you have a twin sister?

One of me is not enough for you? You must seek more?

No, I do not.

Quote from: Boe on January 03, 2010, 12:27:52 AM
Then can you get me a sippy cup with juice in it?

*LadyJules hands Boe a sippy

Quote from: HaloOfTheSun on January 03, 2010, 12:34:27 AM
And change his diaper.

I don't do diapers once they are old enough to type on forums. Sorry, sir, you'll have to change yourself.

Quote from: Irock on January 03, 2010, 02:36:43 AM
Do you spank children

Only Nightwolf, and he enjoys it.

Irock · January 03, 2010, 07:24:56 PM

Quote from: LadyJules on January 03, 2010, 03:11:23 PM
Quote from: HaloOfTheSun on January 03, 2010, 12:34:27 AM
And change his diaper.
I don't do diapers once they are old enough to type on forums. Sorry, sir, you'll have to change yourself.

But Boe isn't able to because of his mental condition.

Drakusatheon · January 03, 2010, 07:29:07 PM

Can I have a hug?

Irock · January 03, 2010, 07:35:09 PM

Yeah I want a hug. ._.

Moss. · January 03, 2010, 08:09:53 PM

Can I have my allowance early this month? I wanna buy stuff!

haloOfTheSun · January 03, 2010, 09:42:49 PM

No! NO! HE DIDN'T EVEN CLEAN HIS ROOM! I CLEAN MY ROOM EVERYTIME YOU TELL ME TO! AHHHHHHHHH THIS ISN'T FAIR!

Jules · January 03, 2010, 10:16:12 PM

Quote from: Irock on January 03, 2010, 07:24:56 PM
But Boe isn't able to because of his mental condition.

OK, then, Irock go change Boe... problem solved

*LadyJules hugs RMRK

I've cancelled all of your allowances so that I can pay for the groceries. Blame Roph he eats all the food and I have to pay for it somehow.

Halo stop complaining about Arlen, if his room bothers you so much go clean it up.

Moss. · January 03, 2010, 10:22:55 PM

Awwwww!!!

Irock · January 03, 2010, 10:34:14 PM

I HATE YOU I NEVER WANT TO TALK TO YOU AGAIN

Moss. · January 03, 2010, 10:43:18 PM

Mom!
Mom!
Mom!
Mom!
Mom!
MOMmy!
MOMmy!
MOMmy!
MOMmy!
MomMA!
MomMA!
MomMA!
MomMA!
MomMY!
MomMY!
MomMY!
MomMY!
Ma!
Ma!
Ma!
Ma!

...

Hi!

*runs away*

Nightwolf · January 04, 2010, 03:30:02 AM

Are you sure that you don't have a twin?