Ask a date-a-holic

I date a lot. I have had a lot of girlfriends. I can go on 3 different dates with 3 different girls on 3 nights back to back. I have learned a lot about dating. Now ask me anything that you can think of :-)

Why?

Lol, that's a good question .__. 

Why would you date so much? Unless you get laid every time or something >_>

Is their money to be made in being a douchebag?

Free popped collars .__.

How do you avoid pissing women off over what seems like stupid pointless things? x_x

I can easily answer all of your questions.

Why?

Because I can, and why should I be trapped in a relationship?

Lol, that's a good question .__. 

Why would you date so much? Unless you get laid every time or something >_>

To find the right girl.

Is their money to be made in being a douchebag?

I would not know.

How do you avoid pissing women off over what seems like stupid pointless things? x_x

I should point out that my dating women has never overlapped. PLENTY of women are out to date for a date and not get into a relationship.

Give me one good reason why should I not hit you for been what it's called 'a man hoe' for cheating?

Is their money to be made in being a douchebag?

I would not know.

Would I take that as a no?

I'd imagine a tool such as yourself would know.

Give me one good reason why should I not hit you for been what it's called 'a man hoe' for cheating?

Its not cheating if it is just one date.

I am a date-a-holic, not a cheating bastard. 1 date, then move on.

To find the right girl.

I hardly see how this could happen whilst doing this:

I date a lot. I have had a lot of girlfriends. I can go on 3 different dates with 3 different girls on 3 nights back to back.

1 date, then move on.

Do not confuse gigelo for gay.

I doubt you just know since you obviously do not spend much time on a girl. Dating that often is either because you're afraid of commitment, self conscious, or successfully get laid a lot. Maybe a couple of other small reasons, but finding the right girl is not one of them. I can play 3 games, 1 each day for 3 days back to back and tell you which one is the right game for me, but women is nothing of the sort.

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Man you obviously aren't in it to get laid, because there are much easier ways to go about doing it. Yet you call yourself a "gigelo" so you obviously think you're some sort of god amongst men because you play the dating game 24/7.

Randomly dating women is a horrible way to meet a nice girl, and it's a waste of money.

You aren't cool, you're an arrogant douchebag.

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irony