You didn't post a clever retort because you can't. The first thing that came to mind when I saw you was "shitty video game character someone would make in a mediocre character designer"
Any stupid remark you have about me is overshadowed by the fact that you look like a shitty video game character someone would make in a mediocre character designer, and the fact that you expected your appearance to frighten small children. You're clearly insecure about your appearance.