Hallucinations

[CartoonFan]

This probably isn't the best place to post this, but it's on my to-do list for the Thanksgiving Vacation.

Sometimes I don't get enough sleep (or any sleep at all) before school, either because I was up late doing homework, or up late on my computer. When that happens, I often get drowsy during class. It becomes a powerful feeling of tiredness that I have to constantly struggle to fight. Sometimes I beat it and manage to keep my focus, but sometimes the tiredness wins and I fall asleep in class.

And then sometimes, if I'm lucky or unlucky, I'll get hallucinations. It's usually small, hearing the teacher say something and that something suddenly generates a completely unrelated subject in my head, or sometimes I'll hear the teacher say something he/she never said. Other times, it's massive, and I start seeing things that aren't really there.

One of the most notable hallucinations that I'll probably never forget, happened during science class. I was stuck once again in my in-between state of awake and asleep, and suddenly, I could have sworn I saw an anime catgirl wearing a maids outfit, get up bent over with her hands between her legs and head over to the bathroom sign-out sheet.

Then I snapped out of it and proceeded to pay attention. But what a lovely little hallucination that was! It made my day.

How about y'all? Ever get hallucinations in school do to being tired?

[Moss.]

I knew exactly what hallucination you were going to describe before I even read the thread.



Find a new hobby.

[Sophist]

I knew exactly what hallucination you were going to describe before I even read the thread.

Find a new hobby.

[Kathryn]

Congratulations on your new schizophrenic partner.

Also yes, you are fucking insane.

[spoiler]More likely than not no, but if you like them then that's usually a bad sign .-.

I've never had a solid hallucination, but i do see things out of the corner of my eye.  And i believe them to be real. Everyone probably gets that, but not to the paranoid point i do =O[/spoiler]

[haloOfTheSun]

I call bullshit on this.

[CartoonFan]

In the desert, thirsty people sometimes have a mirage, and it often consists of lakes. Why does it consist of lakes? Because the person wants something to drink more than anything.

I was just having a mirage of something I wanted more than anything at the moment. Something to sleep with. :3

And although I've confused my facts or argued even when I knew I was wrong, I never make up things that didn't happen to me. I stopped doing that around middle school.

[Sophist]

In the desert, thirsty people sometimes have a mirage, and it often consists of lakes. Why does it consist of lakes? Because the person wants something to drink more than anything.

I was just having a mirage of something I wanted more than anything at the moment. Something to sleep with. :3

Before I even read that last sentence fragment, I connected the lakes and the girl together and thought you wanted to drink pee more than anything.


Maybe i'm right.

[CartoonFan]

Heh. This is a bad place to post it, but at least now I can cross it off my list. I couldn't post it in the fetish site or they'd know I was still in school. I couldn't post it in neoseeker either, for obvious reasons.

I'm like Earl, only with a to-do list instead of a "bad things I did" list.

[Sophist]

Do you have the understanding in your head that for some odd reason we want to hear about your weird sexual fetishes?

Because we don't want you thinking like that.

[CartoonFan]

Nope. I just had to get some kind of reaction to it so I wouldn't forget about it.

[CartoonFan]

AHHHH! The hallucinations are back! It's a zombie! AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
Seriously, I get bad hallucinations too. I just need to fix my sleep patterns. My goal is to get rid of hallucinations, and have more dreams.

[Esmeralda]

Maybe you should get enough sleep, for starters.

I know puberty is hard but you'll need sleep to grow up into a big strong man

[Kathryn]

In the desert, thirsty people sometimes have a mirage, and it often consists of lakes. Why does it consist of lakes? Because the person wants something to drink more than anything.

I was just having a mirage of something I wanted more than anything at the moment. Something to sleep with. :3

And although I've confused my facts or argued even when I knew I was wrong, I never make up things that didn't happen to me. I stopped doing that around middle school.

that's because of the way light bounces off of the sand, you can see it on driveways 

[CartoonFan]

In the desert, thirsty people sometimes have a mirage, and it often consists of lakes. Why does it consist of lakes? Because the person wants something to drink more than anything.

I was just having a mirage of something I wanted more than anything at the moment. Something to sleep with. :3

And although I've confused my facts or argued even when I knew I was wrong, I never make up things that didn't happen to me. I stopped doing that around middle school.

that's because of the way light bounces off of the sand, you can see it on driveways 

Yeah, but people also have mirages of drink machines and vehicles with slurpees in the drink holders, don't they? Or is that just in the cartoons/Kangaroo Jack?

[Kathryn]

Yes, it's a cartoon thing, it's a joke =O


also pop does not replenish thirst 

[CartoonFan]

Oh well. Still doesn't mean I'm going crazy. Maybe I was having one of those "half-dreams" or something. Or maybe it was sleep paralysis. Or maybe it was just my abnormally high libido manifesting into my tired line of sight.

[Karo Rushe]

  Wry?

[Forty]

Wry?

WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYY!!!!!!

[Holkeye]

Why do you keep posting this shit here and expect honest answers? I tried to tell you to go get some help before, but you took it as gloating over a pointless argument. People on here aren't going to be able to help you. There. I said it. You need to go to someone professional, and tell them everything. Tell them all the fucked up shit you think about, all the crazy fetishes, all of it. Unless you make an effort to do something real about your problems, nobody will take you seriously. Go talk to a shrink, or even a fucking witchdoctor, for all I care. Just do something productive, rather than get all histrionic and give everyone more ammo to cut you down. Also, make sure you tell that person about how you don't care what kind of attention you get. Make sure you tell them that you like to stir up drama so that you have a reason to throw a tantrum later.

I try so hard to make you see things from someone else's point of view, but you always turn it around so that I'm the asshole. I don't know why, but I try and try to get you to wake up. Someday you'll realize that this shit doesn't win you any favors. It just makes people like you less and less. Try this for me: Think for a moment about having to be around someone who always whines and complains, and then when you try and help them, they call you a dick and run away for a month. You start to think, "Gee, this person's been gone for a while, I hope they're doing alright."

Then, a few weeks later, they come back and say that they're different. You ask, "What did you do to go through this change?"

They say, "What do you mean? I was just masturbating and buying swords online."

Then after a few days, you realize that they didn't change at all, they're just a really crafty liar. Yes, that's right. You are crafty. I know this because I know people like you. People like you think they're outsmarting everyone else, but they're wrong. You can pretend all you want to, but I know the truth. You'll eventually realize that you need help.

When are you going to go get it?

[CartoonFan]

Get off the rag Holk. I wasn't expecting honest answers. Getting this in writing was on my to-do list. Comprende, bato? And I never called you an asshole in this topic. In fact, I didn't react negatively AT ALL in this topic.

[Sophist]

Write it in notepad and save it.

[haloOfTheSun]

Get off the rag Holk. I wasn't expecting honest answers. Getting this in writing was on my to-do list. Comprende, bato? And I never called you an asshole in this topic. In fact, I didn't react negatively AT ALL in this topic.

Get off your high horse before I shoot it.

[Sophist]

use a .50 caliber weapon

[CartoonFan]

You're sounding just like me Halo. Resorting to guns instead of providing a decent argument. Why don't you find me the line where I called him an asshole in this topic?

I didn't have any intentions at all! I just wanted to make a random topic about something that happened to me in science class! Why can't I even do that without being accused of something?

[Sophist]

He didn't say you called him an asshole, he said get off your high horse before he beats it down.