Screw it, I'll try this.

[CartoonFan]

They can't possibly kill every one of us at once.

all two of you?

I am so sick of your I AM AN ANARCHIST WHO LIVES IN A NICE HOUSE AND SURFS THE NET ALL DAY bullshit.

The feeling is mutual.

Animefan the army would come and swarm your shit with tanks, jeeps, big guns and a fuckton of soldiers.

You guys don't care about thinking do you?

They can't get tanks up a staircase.
If my demand is "no tanks or innocents die", then there will be no tanks.

[strike]

hahahahaha someone doesn't get how negotiating works. they say this and that all while attempting to pop your head like a zit with a sniper rifle.

[Link]

YES WE FORGOT YOUR HANDGUN IS MORE POWERFUL THAT THE ARMY HUURR HUUR

LIKE THEY NEVER HAD RETARDS TAKES HOSTAGES BEFORE HUUUUUUR

[CartoonFan]

hahahahaha someone doesn't get how negotiating works. they say this and that all while attempting to pop your head like a zit with a sniper rifle.

Again, if I fall, or if one of us falls, then one of the hostage takers/my assistants will kill a hostage. If we keep falling, we keep killing hostages.

I don't care if I die. Perfect paradise, remember? If I get blown in the head, I'll end up being blown elsewhere.

[CartoonFan]

YES WE FORGOT YOUR HANDGUN IS MORE POWERFUL THAT THE ARMY HUURR HUUR

LIKE THEY NEVER HAD RETARDS TAKES HOSTAGES BEFORE HUUUUUUR

Those retards didn't do it right.
The gun doesn't need to be as good as an army gun. Hostages don't have helmets or armor.

[strike]

And what makes you think your stupid ass will get it right.

[firerain]

Helicopter.

The could send soldiers down onto the roof, and into the building. Doesn't matter if there isn't an entrance on top of the building, they'll make one.

Also, the whole "I CAN TAKE ON AN ENTIRE FUCKING ARMY JUST BECAUSE I HAVE A HOSTAGE." is complete bullshit.

I agree with Link, the army has dealt with dipshits with hostages before, 99% of the time they succeed. Also, you are saying all this about what you would do if they did so and so. You are talking like you are going to know what they are going to do at the exact moment.

YOUR ARGUMENT IS VOID.

[strike]

I'm a little baww pot short and stout here is my handle here is my spout when I get all steamed up hear me shout tip me over and I can't pour out.

[CartoonFan]

Helicopter.

The could send soldiers down onto the roof, and into the building. Doesn't matter if there isn't an entrance on top of the building, they'll make one.

Also, the whole "I CAN TAKE ON AN ENTIRE FUCKING ARMY JUST BECAUSE I HAVE A HOSTAGE." is complete bullshit.

I agree with Link, the army has dealt with dipshits with hostages before, 99% of the time they succeed. Also, you are saying all this about what you would do if they did so and so. You are talking like you are going to know what they are going to do at the exact moment.

YOUR ARGUMENT IS VOID.

And if the room I'm in doesn't have a roof entrance? What if the only door in is the front door?
You can hear a helicopter a mile away. All I have to do is say "any helicopters and a hostage dies", and I don't have to worry about those. If I hear one, a hostage dies. If they don't move it away, another hostage dies.

[Link]

Sniper + Thermal Imaging.

Why dont you see that it wont work.

Thousands of other people have tried it.

They all made mistakes and died, what makes you think you can do it better.

[Tezuka]

You know Animefan, you may not believe this, but I actually liked you when you first came to RMRK. You seemed to be quite an okay member, plus I have never hated a member on RMRK before.

But all of a sudden, you went insane which made my opinion of you swing in the complete opposite direction.

Your views are linear; when someone tries to help you (ie. pee problem), you throw it back into their faces saying "IT WON'T WORK, I WOULD RATHER DIE THAN GIVE UP [said fetish/item/hobby]" which makes everyone think they shouldn't even bother at all.

One more thing: I already tried to give you a solution for your "pee problem", it could just be excess masturbation which leaves your muscles in your penis exausted.

Excess masturbation = 4-5 times a day.

See? I did a post without using any curses or insults, but I still gave my opinion.

[Arrow]

Animefan, what the fuck. Every time I think you're improving, you prove me wrong. I try not to mess with you, I try to get Anski off of you occasionally, but you know what? Fuck it. You're a wanna-be terrorist, apparently, and you're dumb as hell. It doesn't happen like you saw in the movies. You do not have any chance of standing up to an army. Don't you think other people have had your stupid idea? If it worked, what's to stop someone from picking up a hostage every time they didn't get their way?

What happens AFTER they sign your stupid papers? The moment you let go of your hostage- I'll even pretend you succeeded you sick bastard- they're just gonna pick you off, or if you're lucky, arrest you at the first opportunity. It's not a game. The other team doesn't just go home when they lose.  You will be put in a big metal box, all alone, for a very long time. And other people will watch you pee. Every time. I'm not trying to poke fun at your issue, I'm telling you because it's true.

Get your shit together, and if you would please, get the fuck out of my internet house.

EDIT: Fuck it. I banned you, and I banned you good. It felt amazing. If I get in trouble later, okay, but I banned you on the grounds that you were "disturbing the peace." If it works for the cops it works for me.

[Holkeye]

God. Dammit.


So many times now, I've come on the forums and been treated to a nice multi-paragraph post that you wrote, complaining about some meandering bullshit. If you aren't whining about something someone supposedly did to you in your everyday life, you're bitching to the mods about people cutting up on you.

Let's stop and think for a second here:



Animefan posts a huge bitchy thread     ------------->      Animefan gets made fun of

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Animefan's PMs get ignored              <-----------                 Animefan complains



Am I the only one who sees how simple this is?

Just remove something from this simple diagram of your cycle of self-loathing, and the rest will crumble. Don't just say you'll stop, or stop for a few days and then jump right back on.

Nobody here cares if you're pissed, sad, or depressed anymore because you've already used up all of your get-out-of-emo-corner-free cards.


PS. From now on, I'm not going to try and help explain it anymore. I think drawing a picture is as far as anyone should have to go.

[Sophist]

Being a Moderator !=Being nice

[Esmeralda]

I don't think RMRK is suitable for Animefan. Time to pack his bags~

[Malson]

I haven't been responding simply because i've been extremely busy. I'm not making an active effort to ignore you; if I don't respond it's because I'm not there to respond. Just in case you were wondering.

[Roph]

animefan lol.

[Arrow]

So ends the story of AF.

[Dwarra?]

WAIT I AM LATE TO THE PARTY BUT HOLD ON HOSS, I NEED TO THROW MY VEGGIES IN THIS ANGER STEW.
I WAS NEVER ON ANY SORT OF ANIMEFAN CRUSADE I JUST THINK YOU HAVE SICK IDEALS.

THAT IS ALL CONTINUE AS IT WAS

[Arrow]

And he's unbanned. Fantastic. >_<