The Incredibly Pointless Sentence Linking Game!

[Lord Dante]

ferrari was the name of a short italian man. he fell in withthe wrong crowd, got beaten, and then his ideas for cars were stolen and sold for portuguese prostitutes.

[Nightwolf]

Prostitutes coming, get in teh car!

[Arrow]

Car...s is a movie I haven't watched.

[Nightwolf]

WAtched i have a bird eat a lion and a lion eat   

[Yossy]

Eat some pie, ham on rye, rhyme or die.

[Malson]

Die Aertze.

[Arrow]

Aertze is possibly the name of someone I don't know...

[SexualBubblegumX]

Know what? I'm gonna feeda donkey some Babaganoosh.

[Malson]

Babaganoosh is a word that Wikipedia does not recognize.

[Nightwolf]

Revognize me, i am the best!

[Yossy]

Best at what?  Not at anything productive.

[Nightwolf]

Productive thinking is what i am the best at!

[Yossy]

"At" is a preposition, and not a proper way to end a sentence.

[Arrow]

Sentence: FIFTY YEARS!

[Yossy]

Years?  Are we speaking of years measured by a human, or of those measured by a dog?

[Nightwolf]

dog...that remindz me...OMG MY DOGZ ON FIRE!

[Malson]

Fire in my soul.

[Blizzard]

Soul Rage / Soul Limit System.

[darkelementwars]

System Self-Destruct activated.

[Arrow]

ACTIVATED IS MY BUTT.

[Yossy]

Butt what about lunch?  I could have sworn I had a sandwich somewhere around here...

[Malson]

Here we are! The Fantabulous Fullificous Forfanarn!

[SexualBubblegumX]

Forfanarn? I saw Babaganoosh!

[Lord Dante]

Babaganoosh, the great beast, tore the coffee mug asunder.

[Malson]

Asunder to remember.