The Incredibly Pointless Sentence Linking Game!

Here's the lowdown. I post a sentence. The next person must post a sentence beginning with the word I ended with. Then the next person does the same, and so on and so forth. So let's begin this with the following sentence:

I'm glad that Crankeye is back up.

Up your ass with broken glass.

Amanda is an ugly whore.

Whore, you were supposed to start your sentence with the word glass!

The that glass and shove it up your ass!

Ass- I was saying that the sentence has to START with glass, joo eediot.

eediot, I don't care cause I'm FUMANN-FUCKING-CHU!

Fumannchu doesn't care...

Care, you're the one whodoesn't care cause you didn't say FUMANN-FUCKING-CHU!

FUMANN-FUCKING-CHU can't get enough goth chicks to satisfy his fucking testosterone levels.

Levels is a fucking hard word to start a scemntecce with damn it, I want SEX!!!!!!!

SEX WITH THAT AMANDA CHICK MUST BE A NIGHTMARE HUH FU

Fu says, amanda was loose as a donkey and her cootch smelled worse than one.

One would then wonder why you bothered riding her in the first place.

Place some booze in my sytem and you get your answer.

Answer? That's not an answer. Don't blame your problems on alcohol.

Alcoholics everywhere must attempt to answer this question, while still following the rules of the game:

Who is Ench Man?

Man, I'm not answering your question if YOU can't even follow the rules of the game; my sentence ended in alcohol, not answer, ergo you fail yet again.

Again, I forget to update my title...

(And I fixed it.)

it is getting pretty heated up!

Up my burning dog is on the top floor, gonna sucide with pleasure

Pleasure your self daily to increase penis size.

Size makes the ladies happy.

Happy is a silly word.

Word.