The Incredibly Pointless Sentence Linking Game!

"Man the ship!" said the captain

Captain Underpants, we're sinking!

Sinking in sorrow, for all it's worth
Works au contraire, from death to birth.

Birth is a disgusting yet somewhat arousing process...

Process of loading page failed. Please re-connect to this shitty dial-up ISP your parents got suckered into paying for.

For WHAT? ALAS! THE INTERNET is but a simulation of our daily lives in a wonderous and fantastical illusory realm, conceived by those who created it as a means of escape from the terrible rigamorole they suffer each and every waking hour! FOOLS!

(Read this aloud, in Dr. Orpheus's voice.)

Voice your own goddamn characters then.

Then..they would suck! NO, PLEASE, DON'T MAKE ME DO IT!

It is not my will nor my place to make you do anything. However, I may ask why one should do it. After all, there is no compensation for this work.

Work? NAY, a privilege that one might be given an opportunity such as the one that stands before you now! Such humor would ensue to brighten this mortal coil for ages yet to come!

come what may, i shall whoop someons Attherateof double dollar.

dollar-uhh, what does that mean? dude, where's my shnitzel?

Shnitzel?  Is that some kind of cookie?

Cookie?!?!?! It should be Schnitzel. That's meat.

Meat me at the playground.

[IT IS CLEVER PLAY-ON WORDS!!]

playground. Who's Yossy anyway? Yossy.

Yossy is that genius girl who makes those incredible games.

Games are good. No, I think you mean Blizzard. Who's Yossy?

Yossy is the forum's resident motherly figure, who is caring and nurturing toward the forum population.  Hurray.

Hurray! No wait... I just thought velton² was expelled. My bad.

bad? what are you on about expeleld? that would make the world go all sad and stuff.

Stuff somma this up your nose.

nose how to drug, he does. i use verbal sentence linking game in parties!

Parties are overrated.

ovverated is the best way to describe greenday. theyre reet gay.