Ask a Doctor Professor

[Doctor Professor Nikolai]

Questions please

[.:Pyroken Serafoculus:.]

Do you teach and research at the same time? Is your schedule hard to balance?

Do you forget important meeting dates often?

[Dwarra?]

You spelled doctor wrong, I want your PHD on my desk by tomorrow morning, I am the only doctor around these parts and I am going to make sure it stays this way.

[Link]

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But...

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You touch us when you examine us ._.

[Dwarra?]

Well duh I can't just look at your vagoo and tell you its alright.

[Link]

YOU GOT MY FRIEND PREGNANT .____.

[Dwarra?]

HEY SHE SHOULD BE LUCKY SHES GOT GOOD DNA INSIDE HER

[Link]

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[Doctor Professor Nikolai]

Do you teach and research at the same time? Is your schedule hard to balance?

Do you forget important meeting dates often?

Nu, I'm a Professor as in making scientific stuff, like Medicines. On ocassion I DO teach classes ;o.

I keep mah schedule in my pocket

You spelled doctor wrong, I want your PHD on my desk by tomorrow morning, I am the only doctor around these parts and I am going to make sure it stays this way.

My PHD is at the cleaners, sry.

[Dwarra?]

Do you teach and research at the same time? Is your schedule hard to balance?

Do you forget important meeting dates often?

Nu, I'm a Professor as in making scientific stuff, like Medicines. On ocassion I DO teach classes ;o.

I keep mah schedule in my pocket

You spelled doctor wrong, I want your PHD on my desk by tomorrow morning, I am the only doctor around these parts and I am going to make sure it stays this way.

My PHD is at the cleaners, sry.

You clean papers? I want in on this, I spilled coffee on my analysis chart of the evolution of female reproductive parts since the dawn of man.

[Kathryn]

Do you teach and research at the same time? Is your schedule hard to balance?

Do you forget important meeting dates often?

Nu, I'm a Professor as in making scientific stuff, like Medicines. On ocassion I DO teach classes ;o.

I keep mah schedule in my pocket

You spelled doctor wrong, I want your PHD on my desk by tomorrow morning, I am the only doctor around these parts and I am going to make sure it stays this way.

My PHD is at the cleaners, sry.

Just a quick question: Is your schedule typed or written? and on blank, lined or graph paper? Or is it made out of something beyond ordinary human understanding?

[Doctor Professor Nikolai]

@Kit
I wrote it on a napkin while I was waiting for my food to come at this restarunt.

@Dr_Sword
Here you goes! *gives him PHD*

[.:Pyroken Serafoculus:.]

How many budding young talents are you a mentor to?

How large is your library on biological minutiae?

[Doctor Professor Nikolai]

How many budding young talents are you a mentor to?

How large is your library on biological minutiae?

Uh, 17.

Wut. I study space >:O

[Kathryn]

Will Humans ever make it to orion's belt without exploding or something?

[Doctor Professor Nikolai]

Will Humans ever make it to orion's belt without exploding or something?

My studies show, that one key element to go there is with...a rocket

Neat, huh? 

[.:Pyroken Serafoculus:.]

What is this... 'rocket' you speak of?

Have you yet invented such a 'rocket'?

[Doctor Professor Nikolai]

Well, a rocket is this thing, its like a pipe but it has a cone on it.

Yes I have, I have used a total of three large garbage tin cylinders, and a giant traffic cone ontop of the 'cylinder column'. We are still in need of some fuel.

[Link]

When you get the chance.....do you stick it in their poopers

[Kathryn]

Well, a rocket is this thing, its like a pipe but it has a cone on it.

Yes I have, I have used a total of three large garbage tin cylinders, and a giant traffic cone ontop of the 'cylinder column'. We are still in need of some fuel.

Have you tried using that stuff they used in back to the future?

[Doctor Professor Nikolai]

Well, a rocket is this thing, its like a pipe but it has a cone on it.

Yes I have, I have used a total of three large garbage tin cylinders, and a giant traffic cone ontop of the 'cylinder column'. We are still in need of some fuel.

Have you tried using that stuff they used in back to the future?

No, but we have come up with an engine!

A Lamp top! (GMod Reference, if you play it you'll get this.)

[Dwarra?]

 I PLAY GMOD AND I DIDN'T GET IT

[Doctor Professor Nikolai]

You don't use the engine/jet things do you?

[Dwarra?]

 NO, BUT THAT STILL IS A BRASH GENERALIZATION ABOUT GMOD USERS, BANBANBAN

[Doctor Professor Nikolai]

Ohnoes D: