I hit a car D:

Bike is in three pieces, I have a bruise on my leg, face, cheek, my hand feels like crap, theres a dent in the car, no one knows about it but my family and a friend's mom and himself, I have no bike. D:

Did it go like this

Where do you get off?

Follow the god damn laws, you moron. Ride in the right side of the road, stop at stop signs, and use turn signals. It was your own fault.

He obviously hit a stationary car. Which means
A. He was drunk
B. INVISIBLE CARS !!!

Not all cars are parked on the left side :=

Follow the god damn laws, you moron. Ride in the right side of the road, stop at stop signs, and use turn signals. It was your own fault.

He's too cool for laws, like how Im too cool for shorts. :|

So much fail in this thread.

Too bad. That's life.

Where do you get off?

was on the right side.

Follow the god damn laws, you moron. Ride in the right side of the road, stop at stop signs, and use turn signals. It was your own fault.

He's too cool for laws, like how Im too cool for shorts. :|

So I'm cool? :O

Where do you get off?

was on the right side.

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Follow the god damn laws, you moron. Ride in the right side of the road, stop at stop signs, and use turn signals. It was your own fault.

He's too cool for laws, like how Im too cool for shorts. :|

So I'm cool? :O

Your too cool, for the law, and thats about it.

So are you going to be getiing a new bike anytime soon, Nikolai?