The Foxhole

DeathLock~ · June 22, 2008, 11:20:35 AM

Quote from: Volt Catfish on June 22, 2008, 06:23:39 AM
It would be more epic if I knew what the fuck was going on though.

AlienSolider is trying to capture Caro.
Dr_Sword is telling me to shut up.
Zylos is arguing with Dr_Sword.

XD

Zylos · June 22, 2008, 01:29:01 PM

Fish Month is slowly coming to a close, so starting tomorrow there will be a clearance sale to get rid of all the excess stock of bait that we have. We still have loads of Donation Delights, Randomness Raisins, Color Candies, Defense Attorney Donuts, Burnt Dog Deluxe, and Penis Pretzels.

Yaoi Yums and Furry Fudgsicles are going fast, while Anime Apples and Hentai Honeydews are almost completely sold out already. Also, free coupons for Anski's Fish Shack & Seafood Grill will be given to all who order 50 or more pounds of bait! Grab them all while you can!

Remember, at Master-Baiter's, you're in good hands!

DeathLock~ · June 22, 2008, 02:25:13 PM

Give me what is left of anime apples and hentai honeydews.

Zylos · June 22, 2008, 02:42:32 PM

Alright, but I should warn you that people may beat you up outside the store in order to steal the bait for themselves. But hey, it's your funeral. *hands off the last of the Anime Apples and Hentai Honeydews to DLBM*

Moss. · June 22, 2008, 03:46:29 PM

ZYLOS GIMME ALL OF YOUR ANIME APPLES AND HENTAI HONEYDEWS RIGHT NOW OR IM GOING TO BEAT YOU UP!!

oh, cruel twist of fate!

Sophist · June 22, 2008, 03:56:18 PM

Quote from: Marlin on June 22, 2008, 03:46:29 PM
oh, cruel twist of fate!

Moss. · June 22, 2008, 03:57:26 PM

M. NIGHT SHYAMARLIN!

Sophist · June 22, 2008, 03:58:12 PM

Zylos · June 22, 2008, 05:53:21 PM

Sorry, all out of Anime Apples. You'll have to settle for Pedo Parfait, a lesser known bait in the back of the shop.

DeathLock~ · June 22, 2008, 06:41:06 PM

Quote from: Zylos on June 22, 2008, 02:42:32 PM
Alright, but I should warn you that people may beat you up outside the store in order to steal the bait for themselves. But hey, it's your funeral. *hands off the last of the Anime Apples and Hentai Honeydews to DLBM*

They're mine! I'll sell them at double the price!

Quote from: Zylos on June 22, 2008, 05:53:21 PM
Sorry, all out of Anime Apples. You'll have to settle for Pedo Parfait, a lesser known bait in the back of the shop.

You can't blame me for that. *Goes into hiding*

Forty · June 23, 2008, 01:59:24 AM

I'm buying your store out Zylos.
I have children to feed.

Leventhan · June 23, 2008, 08:39:18 AM

Oh, the glories of the Bait Shop!

DeathLock~ · June 23, 2008, 10:45:19 AM

Its almost dead, right after fish month.

Dwarra? · June 23, 2008, 05:32:59 PM

Zylos I would like to inform you that I have placed exactly 10 pounds of c4 at the base of every support beam in your store. If you do not stop selling bait that could harm the good fish of rmrk I will have to blow the fuck out of your store. This may injure more fish and humans than your bait but to hell with it.
With Love,
P.E.T.A.

DeathLock~ · June 23, 2008, 05:48:20 PM

Dr_Sword, can I ask what does P.E.T.A. stand for?

Dwarra? · June 23, 2008, 05:54:42 PM

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals
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Forty · June 23, 2008, 10:05:23 PM

Quote from: Dr_Swordfish on June 23, 2008, 05:54:42 PM
People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals
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I would rather for her to show her buns than to wear fur as well.

Zylos · June 23, 2008, 10:28:01 PM

The bomb squad have done a sweep of the premises and have removed all threats to everyone's safety.

And while I'm at it... *throws Dr_Swordfish into a bottomless pit and presses a little switch that sets off the explosives that were shoved up Dr_Swordfish's ass, making sure that he never tortures the fish of RMRK again*

Now that that is taken care of, we still have loads of bait to get rid of. Buy them while you can!

Dwarra? · June 23, 2008, 10:35:02 PM

Hur hur hur wait, so this is a battle of imagination? Real world I would set those off as soon as you reached for a phone.
You fail.

Oh imagination time, Im god. Bomb proof, hell your store is now covered in 5,000,000,000 tons of shit just because I can post it. This shit is now frozen and impossible to remove.

DeathLock~ · June 23, 2008, 10:39:05 PM

Wait, wasn't Dr_Sword trying to protect the fish of RMRK?
Then, Zylos says that Dr_Sword tortures RMRK fish...

I'm confused now.

Dwarra? · June 23, 2008, 10:40:45 PM

Zylos is feeding you lies.

Forty · June 24, 2008, 02:11:40 AM

Quote from: Dr_Swordfish on June 23, 2008, 10:35:02 PM
Hur hur hur wait, so this is a battle of imagination? Real world I would set those off as soon as you reached for a phone.
You fail.

This isn't the real world.
It's the internet.
Anything can happen on the internet.

Sophist · June 24, 2008, 06:52:53 AM

Quote from: Zylos on June 22, 2008, 01:29:01 PM
Also, free coupons for Anski's Fish Shack & Seafood Grill will be given to all who order 50 or more pounds of bait! Grab them all while you can!

By order bait he means buying bait for me.

Dertt · June 24, 2008, 07:39:15 AM

HEY GUYS I'M SELLING ANIME APPLES ON THE UNDERGROUND MARKET.
DON'T TELL ZYLOS.

HE'LL EAT ME.

Dwarra? · June 24, 2008, 08:36:47 AM

Quote from: Dertt on June 24, 2008, 07:39:15 AM
HEY GUYS I'M SELLING ANIME APPLES ON THE UNDERGROUND MARKET.
DON'T TELL ZYLOS.

HE'LL EAT ME.

AND THEN WHEN YOU TRY TO SAY YOU'RE TO BIG FOR HIS MOUTH HELL MAKE SOMETHING UP SO YOU END UP DYING ANYWAYS.