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Ask, and if you're not irock, I shall answer.

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How would you love to see Irock die?
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That is a good question.

Personally, I'm a big fan of long a suffering methods, but my favorite methods involve psychological torture, it's always fun to see the victim kill themself. So, any way of killing Irock that turns him crazy and/or kill himself, would be a fine way to kill him.

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That is a good question.

Personally, I'm a big fan of long a suffering methods, but my favorite methods involve psychological torture, it's always fun to see the victim kill themself. So, any way of killing Irock that turns him crazy and/or kill himself, would be a fine way to kill him.

You could just tell him nobody likes him.

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Same question as Nouman's topic.

Would you rather be marooned and trapped on a desert island alone for two years, or be marooned and trapped on a desert island for half of a year with only Irock to keep you company?




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An incredibly stupid question.

You pick the desert island for half a year with Irock. Upon landing on the island, you immediately kill Irock, thus gaining some food, and bones which may help creating a shelter. Afterwards, you tie what remains of Irock's body to a tree, with luck, a passing boat will see the dead body; and will go to check it out, thus giving you a chance to leave the island before the half a year is up.

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Gurren Lagann or Gundam Or Other? :V

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So about that money...
Do you enjoy Cigars?

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Why does everything taste like chicken?




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Are you a Peregrine Falcon?

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Other.

Yes.

Everything tastes like chicken because after eating mastermoo/haimu, all meat is the same.

No. I'm a badass Falcon.

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It's good to meet another badass :I

Do you wear a fedora like a real badass?
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So about that money...
Do you hang out with Hobos like a TRUE bad ass?

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I do not need to wear anything to be badass. The answer is no.

I pee on hobos, does that count?

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So about that money...
Kind of... But Hobos are people too. You should try talking to Hobos sometimes, alot of them turn out to be decent people who made wrong choices and aren't as 'crazy' as people think.

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Kind of... But Hobos are people too. You should try talking to Hobos sometimes, alot of them turn out to be decent people who made wrong choices and aren't as 'crazy' as people think.
That's deep.

Do you want to have a pet falcon, Falcon?
Be kind, everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.

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do you poke other peoples eyes out by any chance as rumors suggests?

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Shotgun or Katana to kill a wild bear.
Deceased, the memories of time flow ever lasting. Let the passion of the living and the dead touch you, and give you their wisdom.

I'd sooner die than leave your side, I'd sooner rust than let you die.

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All hobos I've seen are fucking crack addicts. Those who aren't fucked up get help from organizations instead of asking for my fucking change.

I have no need for pets.

I peck at people's eyes. Much more painful than a poke.

Shotgun, but keep the katana on you, since katanas are pretty cool.

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Do you have any other skills besides Falcon Punch?

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So about that money...
I bet he can Tiger Uppercut. If so, do you agree that Ryu is a n00b?

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Do you have . . . . a natural weakness?

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I have Falcon Kick. Obviously.

Sure, Ryu is a n00b.

Like all males (excluding queers), womens are my weakness.

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So about that money...
Atractive Women or will any woman do?