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I am a comedian who preforms at yuk yuks, fox and fiddle bars and such. Ask me anything!
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Why are you wasting your time with RPG maker? Shouldn't you be writing jokes? You could be using that time to work Irockman into the punchline of all your material. It's pretty easy to do that. You could probably write enough for two whole sets.
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Hey guys I just got off the plane that had to make an emergency landing in Irocks' mouth.

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He wanted attention? Maybe

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