1. Please remove all weapons on you right now and place them in the weapons holster.
2. Please start fapping to loli's like DAS and Animefan.
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4. Please lose all seriousness before coming in here, it will only get you ruthlessly flamed.
5. Please understand this board is in the sub section of the sewers.
6. Pick up that can.
7. Please place your Aperture Science Portal Placement Device on the floor and wait for the party admission crew to take you to your Aperture Science Recovery Party.
8. Now please place your Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube in the Aperture Science Information Incenerator.