The cake

[Sophist]

is a lie.

[Esmeralda]

[Dwarra?]

LOL

[CartoonFan]

I baked another.

[Roph]

god I want to just sit on that

[Moss.]

We actually followed the directions and made the portal cake a few months ago.


Surprisingly, it was fucking insanely delicious.

[Karo Rushe]

D= I would've love to taste a bit of it . . .

[Ruzu]

If i could i would soooooo steal that cake and feed to my dogs and myself. Bet it taste pretty good too.......

[Savarast]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5QveX3-1O8

real portal cakes
http://www.flickr.com/search/?q=portal+cake

portal cake recipie
http://saintcafe.blogspot.com/2007/10/portal-cake.html


One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
One can prepared coconut pecan frosting.
Three slash four cup vegetable oil.
Four large eggs.
One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
Three slash four cups butter or margarine.
One and two third cups granulated sugar.
Two cups all purpose flower.

Don't forget garnishes such as:
Fish shaped crackers.
Fish shaped candies.
Fish shaped solid waste.
Fish shaped dirt.
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
Pull and peel licorice.
Fish shaped organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment.
Candy coated peanut butter pieces. Shaped like fish.
One cup lemon juice.
Alpha resins.
Unsaturated polyester resin.
Fiberglass surface resins.
And volatile malted milk impoundments.

Nine large egg yolks.
Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes.
One cup granulated sugar.
An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands.'
Two cups rhubarb, sliced.
Two slash three cups granulated rhubarb.
One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
One large rhubarb.
One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
Two tablespoons rhubarb juice.

Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
Slaughter electric needle injector.
Cordless electric needle injector.
Injector needle driver.
Injector needle gun.
Cranial caps.
And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals. That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.

The cake in-game:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v724/pro...pg?t=1197856323

[Kokowam]

We actually followed the directions and made the portal cake a few months ago.


Surprisingly, it was fucking insanely delicious.

There's an instructable on it.

[Tezuka]

[CartoonFan]

LOVE the view.

[Tezuka]

Foot fetish?

[Ruzu]

Nive View there -goes fetcha camera-

[Kokowam]

Ferenn's post/picture still takes the cake, though.

[CartoonFan]

Foot fetish?

Nah. I was looking BETWEEN those feet.

[Kokowam]

It's a trap. Can you not see the erection ready to come up? Or is that why you look?

[Ruzu]

Where i don't see it..... oh wait there it is -takes more pictures-

[haloOfTheSun]

It's a trap. Can you not see the erection ready to come up? Or is that why you look?

Well yeah. Animefan is a girl, you know.

[Ruzu]

It's a trap. Can you not see the erection ready to come up? Or is that why you look?

Well yeah. Animefan is a girl, you know.

I thought Animefan was a guy o.o

[CartoonFan]

It's a trap. Can you not see the erection ready to come up? Or is that why you look?

Well yeah. Animefan is a girl, you know.

I thought Animefan was a guy o.o

He's joking. I'm a guy.

I see not an erection, just a slight camel-toe.

[Kokowam]

Doesn't that mean they're fat? Ew, BBW = no, please.

[Moss.]

SHE'S LIKE 8 YOU SICK FUCK

[CartoonFan]

Here's a rule I go by when it comes to anime girls: If she's got at least one foot of length between the top of her waist and the bottom of her chest, it's alright to be attracted to her. I wouldn't likely go below 8.

And besides, camel-toe doesn't mean she's fat, she just has a big... "girlhood".

When it comes to REAL girls, I wouldn't go below 15. That's because I'm 16. If I were 21, I wouldn't go below 18 with real girls.

[haloOfTheSun]

When it comes to REAL girls, I wouldn't go below 15. That's because I'm 16. If I were 21, I wouldn't go below 18 with real girls.

Somehow I don't think you've ever really had to use this rule.