[Writing] Limericks are more fun than haikus.

Malson · October 22, 2007, 01:18:44 AM

Limericks are structured to say
Rhymes in A - A - B - B - A
So follow this one
And we'll have some fun
Let's rhyme up and post away!

Sophist · October 22, 2007, 01:21:43 AM

LOL, Good one Zypher, that was perfect.
There was no need to smurf it.
I think limericks are the best.
They beat out all the rest.
My god, mine is so freaking ~~corny~~perfect.

Kokowam · October 22, 2007, 01:39:31 AM

I suck at limericks, I'm better at haikus.
You can tell by my post I'm bound to lose.
I just really really suck,
All my rhymes are forced like fu**,
And my ratings are sure to be boos.

Leventhan · October 22, 2007, 03:07:56 AM

This gets really boring.
Especially the words we keep typing.
It's just no good.
Like a fucked up dude.
And for some reason, I can't stop looking!

Lominisio · October 22, 2007, 03:14:07 AM

Your poem didn't rhyme
It should be a crime
For one to believe
That your poem had achieved
A worth that was more then a dime.

Forty · October 23, 2007, 01:37:56 AM

This was rather odd
My dog walked right up to Todd
Todd looked down
Doggy had a frown
Doggy took down Todd

Kokowam · October 23, 2007, 01:59:18 AM

Speaking of dogs, I'm sure I recall
My friend ate chocolate and was having a ball.
I had asked him for some,
While I was chewing my gum,
And he said his dog was making some more, LAWL!

Nightwolf · October 24, 2007, 11:52:52 AM

Mastermoo, that was really funny
Now, eating this honey
I think i should buy a joke book
So at my piggy bank, lets have a look
Oh I haven't got any money.

Holy shit i suck at this.

Kokowam · October 24, 2007, 07:20:40 PM

It's okay, you'll get the concept soon,
maybe now, maybe tomorrow past noon.
Just remember this fact,
That limericks are whack,
And all who make them are buffoons.

Thanks for putting my quote in your signature. XD Wait, nvm, it's something different. XD

Holkeye · October 24, 2007, 09:06:28 PM

I walked up to this little ho,
and said "Zypher, say it ain't so."
He looked at me funny,
so I took all his money,
cause I made this topic once long ago.

unoriginal bastard

lol

Kokowam · October 24, 2007, 09:39:55 PM

That was very funny and witty,
And dissed Zypher an itty-bitty.
But despite all that I'm mad
'Cause I feel Zypher is sad
Because we all see Holk's poem gave no pity.

Malson · October 24, 2007, 10:04:31 PM

Quote from: Holkeye on October 24, 2007, 09:06:28 PM
I walked up to this little ho,
and said "Zypher, say it ain't so."
He looked at me funny,
so I took all his money,
cause I made this topic once long ago.

unoriginal bastard

lol

I forgot all about that thread
But I didn't steal it like you said
I did this in class
And of course I kicked ass
So due to that, this topic was bred

Nightwolf · October 25, 2007, 01:18:23 PM

Oh Zypher, you witty theif
you think you can get our beleif
Shut up ol' fatty
go eat a krabby pattyy...
and then go out and get some beaf

if thats how you spell it.

Leventhan · October 25, 2007, 01:33:34 PM

Oh God I hate limericks,
It's a lot worse than toothpicks.
I hate it so bad,
I'm getting really mad!
So I won't even dare to lick it.

Kokowam · October 25, 2007, 07:23:47 PM

Nightwolf, oh Nightwolf, you spelled two words wrong.
I before E, as they say in that song.
I give you this advice,
'Cause you type like blind mice,
And after that, play some Donkey Kong.

Nightwolf · October 26, 2007, 04:11:33 AM

How do you know i have Donkey Kong?
And why are you insulting my song?
But if you think the game i should play
i think i'll just put it away
and go play some pong.

Holkeye · October 26, 2007, 04:38:42 AM

Nightwolf was sitting bare-anused,
on a blanket, the whitest and plainest.
Irock came around,
and shouted out loud,
"MY BEDSHEET! GOD, WHY DID YOU STAIN THIS?!"

Nightwolf · October 26, 2007, 06:06:45 AM

Then irock started to cry
he thought he'd die
i tried to make him happy
told him to try to get fappy
in the meantime i made him a pie

djkdjl · October 26, 2007, 06:17:51 AM

Tities in front are making me horny
I look other way not to make things too corny
I am 11, she is 23
but age doesn't matter, no difference to me
So back to checking some porny.

Malson · October 26, 2007, 09:35:30 AM

You guys have the rhyme scheme down
But it's got the wrong kind of sound
You dudes have to give 'em
A good sense of rhythm
And you will see praise abound

Kokowam · October 26, 2007, 11:11:30 AM

Yeah, the first two and the last lines should have same amount of syllables. The other two should be a bit shorter.

No limerick here.

Leventhan · October 27, 2007, 03:24:34 AM

Most of us are wrong.

Man...

Holkeye · October 27, 2007, 04:59:19 AM

Let's get all our limericks on track,
so everyone keeps coming back.
We'll fix up our prose,
and to all of those
who don't can just lick my nutsack.

Malson · October 27, 2007, 02:21:34 PM

At least mine are pretty damn good.
They've all got the structure they should.
It's just that with phonics,
These kids are moronic
And if I could change that, I would.

Holkeye · October 27, 2007, 02:43:52 PM

My palms are all rosy and dry,
as well as the two of my eyes.
I wanted to sleep,
But first had to keep,
my porno files alphabetized.