Kill the Giant Bunny[NEW RULE MUST READ]

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IMMA PISS ON U BUNNEH!

NOT IF I EAT HIM FIRST!!

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I RAPE U BUNNEH!

NOT IF I RAPE HIM FIRST!!

You're both already too late.

Awww

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I tie him up and torture him for letting Zylos rape him first. After two weeks:

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I has teh real bunny and I kill him with a 

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HOW DARE YOU CHEAT ON ME YOU WHORE! *stabs bunny*

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I ALSO USE ALL CAPITALS. CAPITAL PUNISHMENT!

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I play an extreme game of hangman with the bunny.

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Hey Bunny, how are you guy? Oh don't mind me, I'm just going to tie you down and force you to watch Oprah for a week straight....

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Why halo thar! I'm just gonna put you here and watch Teletubies for the rest of this month.

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Hey bunny, can you do me a Favor? Heres some Bleach and Amonia, can you mix them up then huff the fumes? It'll smell really good, I promise!

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Hey, bunny. Stand in the middle of the road whilst I come at you doing 80mph. You'll be famous!

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I lock the bunny in a room with Irock. You can only guess what happens next.

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i cut mine in half and stick it back together the wrong way

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I completely f*ck him up.

ok now mines just in microscopic peices all over the place.

now give me a new weapon !!

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Oh hai bunneh look I'll give you a hundred bucks if you piss on some train tracks!

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An even gianter bunny comes along and eats the less giant bunny.

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O Hai! *kicks bunny the junk to death*