Kill the Giant Bunny[NEW RULE MUST READ]

 KILLING BUNNIES IN BUNNY FIELD
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Copy this bunny onto your post

RuleS
-No gUns iN yOuR pOsT Or ShoOtInG <Fred broke this!>
-Every time you kill a bunny you get the choose a new weapon
-put your lvl in each post(so i can update my highscores )

Starter Weapons
-Math Book
-Book of Jokes
-Story book
-Stupid Weapon of your own Choice

Weapons you get to ChOsE after you kill a BuNnY
-If you kill 5: bunnys-Magix Bunnyx killers Stickx  [translate:(Magic Bunny killer stick)]
-If you Kill 4: Bunnsies Kickres[translate:(Bunny Kicker]
-If you kill 15:Make up your own weapon

Each Time you Kill a Bunny You get 250 EXP
If your lucky and post at the right time
you might kill a giant bunny and get 1000 Exp



Levels
-100 Exp Level 1
-500 Exp Level 2
-1400 Exp Level 3
-4000 Exp Level 4
-9000 Exp Level 5
-20,000 Exp Level 6
-50,000 Exp Level 7
-150,000 Exp Level 8z Thez MasterZ!!!!

Exsample

I yell the most boring jokes
from the Joke book And while its staring
like im a idiot i read the book Bunnys World
and then the bunny Gets so bored it dies
from boredom

HIGHSCORES
laracrawft level 2 7 kills
Forcystus  level 2 3 kills
nightwolf  level 1 1 kill
teabag     level 1 1 kill
holkeye    level 1 1 kill
A13x        level 1 1 kill

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i make him read the joke book until he's lAughIng hard, ThEn i SmAsH him with the bOOk

PETA DISAPPROVES

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But what the heck.

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I make him butchering english and so that he die.

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I read him the story of the tortoise and the hare, and he becomes so distressed
that a bunny lost a race that he takes his own life.

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i kill the bunny with a bad odur
That atracts meat eating flys
and evuantuly the bunny dies

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I take the math book and combine it with the story book. Then we get a dumb ol' story about how Euclid created geometry. I summon up Euclid from the book and he kills the bunny with shapes.

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I shoot it.

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I make his head asplode by telling him the rules to this game

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I kill a colony of them with a nuke

Oh no Fred didnt read The RULES
ah well really dosent matter this time

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I let the bunny eat fred
fred is to big so the bunny
explodes



Lara Crawft killed a gaint bunny(the king of the colony)

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These Bunnies died just by Staring at D.A.S!

D: When she says "Period"

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The bunny dies after i get him
a math teacher that reads from the math book

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I make his head asplode by telling him the rules to this game

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I use the Magix Bunnyx killers Stickx and do sth that kills it

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Kneed to the face

The bunny ran away from me 

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I accidentally flush it throu the toilet. ;___;


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 I kill two by making them fall in a Tar pit, pick them up, and then stuff them inside...and this is me with them:

Kawaii Desu~

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I place it in the Bunny-Cell-Modifier, and it comes out like this:

 
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I put the world's best ear-plugs in my ears, and play KidzBop, blowing the bunny into little chunks with it's awful music!

i tell the bunny about the updates and he turns to dust(thats why hes not in my post)

 
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I rip pages from the math book,,and make the bunny eat it

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until he can't take it anymore,,and explodes

Bunny Killer Level 1

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I Paint the Bunny Red =D But it Dies when the Paint Dries 

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I smack them with the books

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I suffocate it with a pillow

Runny Babbit Killah Lv.1

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After I sit on it:



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I got bored and sent in the cow from "Kung Pow" with a chainsaw.

http://rmrk.net/index.php/topic,25255.0.html  <--- FOLLOW THESE RULES!!!

WHY DID YOU POST IN A TOPIC THAT'S 4 MONTHS OLD?!

DON'T NECROPOST!!!

I strap A13x to a cruise missile and send him flying into the bunny.

Now stop necroing.

http://rmrk.net/index.php/topic,25255.0.html  <--- FOLLOW THESE RULES!!!

WHY DID YOU POST IN A TOPIC THAT'S 4 MONTHS OLD?!

DON'T NECROPOST!!!

i thought that the game forum allowed that 0.0

It is allowed~

Oh, I didn't know... Sorry...

Same here. Don't attach my arms to Juggernauts please.

Its been 4 months the bunnys die from cold weather =p

I kill them with the huge amount of unfunny in this thread.

No-one can withstand that

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i kick the bunny the bunny trys to hop away but i throw dodge balls at it (i forgot my own rule so this is a edit)

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i kick the bunny the bunny trys to hop away but i use a machine gun and blast its guts out

RuleS
-No gUns iN yOuR pOsT Or ShoOtInG <Fred broke this!>

Hmm. Who made that rule?

oh yeah i forgot its been so long =p thanks for reminding me

wee becky1111 gets a strike

this makes me feel kinda stupid =p

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RAWR! Public Hanging! >=D

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i jump on the bunny and stand on it til it dies

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I strap the bunny to a cruise missile and aim it for George Bush

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I'll kill it by eating it... taste like chicken. 

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I step on it...

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I make it star as the final boss in a flash game =x

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I headbutt it to death.

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I have my kitten hump it to deat.

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Imma use THIS!

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Yummy.

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Double yummy.

I like bunny feet. They go good with some French fries.

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IMMA PISS ON U BUNNEH!

NOT IF I EAT HIM FIRST!!

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I RAPE U BUNNEH!

NOT IF I RAPE HIM FIRST!!

You're both already too late.

Awww

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I tie him up and torture him for letting Zylos rape him first. After two weeks:

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I has teh real bunny and I kill him with a 

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HOW DARE YOU CHEAT ON ME YOU WHORE! *stabs bunny*

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I ALSO USE ALL CAPITALS. CAPITAL PUNISHMENT!

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I play an extreme game of hangman with the bunny.

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Hey Bunny, how are you guy? Oh don't mind me, I'm just going to tie you down and force you to watch Oprah for a week straight....

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Why halo thar! I'm just gonna put you here and watch Teletubies for the rest of this month.

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Hey bunny, can you do me a Favor? Heres some Bleach and Amonia, can you mix them up then huff the fumes? It'll smell really good, I promise!

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Hey, bunny. Stand in the middle of the road whilst I come at you doing 80mph. You'll be famous!

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I lock the bunny in a room with Irock. You can only guess what happens next.

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i cut mine in half and stick it back together the wrong way

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I completely f*ck him up.

ok now mines just in microscopic peices all over the place.

now give me a new weapon !!

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Oh hai bunneh look I'll give you a hundred bucks if you piss on some train tracks!

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An even gianter bunny comes along and eats the less giant bunny.

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O Hai! *kicks bunny the junk to death*