A Political War

I’m Boom’.’67, And I’ll be your author today. If anyone would like me to continue the previous story, Chaos has a name, let me know. Until then,
It is hereby on pause. This is my story using an OC bad guy(s).

Have fun, Read and Review, and please kill me for liking politics. Thank you, now for the infamous disclaimer. I DO NOT OWN, IN ANY WAY, ANY POWERPUFF GIRLS CHARACTER FROM OUR FAVORITE CARTOON! THAT IS ALL…

“I THOUGHT ENVIRONMENTALISTS WERE HAPPY TREE HUGGERS!!” exclaimed Bubbles. “Why did I get called a political demon for saying I was? I didn’t think anybody HATED them…” Bubbles looked overwhelmed and confused. Earlier that day, she gave a environmentalist her lunch money as a donation for saving robins from the harmful effects of DDT. She didn’t know what DDT was, but she thought if a person was donating to stop it, it had to be for a good reason. She also liked the robins, so she thought if they needed saving, that as a super heroine, she had to do her best to help.

Then that man came. That man was sneering at the man she gave money to.

He called the donation man a “liberal defeatist with a tree-hugger disguise. ”

Bubbles also didn’t know what the man meant by a “liberal defeatist”. A defeatist was someone who wanted defeat; at least it made sense that way. The man’s donation had nothing to do with wanting defeat. The man’s complaint didn’t even make sense now. But that didn’t matter, because the man had called her a “political demon”, and she had only given the donation man her money because he needed it. That hurt her feelings because it wasn’t true. But Blossom had told her that is why it shouldn’t hurt her feelings. No matter what, it had hurt her, and it had hurt mostly because it confused her. Why did he call me that? I didn’t even know who he was. Actually, the ONLY thing she knew for sure about the man, was that his shirt said, “Republican National Party”. Another thing she didn’t know anything about. She decided to find out what the “Republican National Party” was, and where it was, because parties are fun things. She typed it into the computer in the Yippie! Search bar.

What came up weren’t directions to a party, or what the party was for. A bunch of phrases that she had never heard came up. But under a topic with the title “Rush Limbaugh Phrase Key”, the phrase “liberal defeatist” came up again, along with a definition. The definition read: “ A member of the National Democratic Party who is against any way of winning the War on Terror”. That wasn’t a good thing. The Professor said that America needed to avenge the people killed on September 11th, 2001, and that is why we went to fight the terrorist people living in Iraq. But the Professor had also said that America needed to fight everywhere, and not just in Iraq. Bubbles thought that America needed to stop bad guys from blowing up buildings with airplanes. That was about the only thing she requested. But why did the man call the donation man a “liberal defeatist”? What about saving the robins had anything at all to do with the war?

That will be all for this chapter. By the way, I’m a Republican. Send me political arguments any time, so long as they are in the review section.

Give me a good battle, ye Democrats!! A debate it shall be!!

To quote 4chan:

Bubbles, why do you HATE AMERICA?

I cannot figure this shit out. Power Puff Girls...Politics (if they are, in fact, politics)...republicans...this isn't helping my headache.

I'M LIKE BUBBLES IN THIS INSTANCE: ANGRY BECAUSE I'M CONFUSED.