Ask a jew

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Ask! A! Jew!

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thanks Zeriab ^.^

Are you kosher?

Do you wear one of those black things... those hats... or whatever they are?

Do you wear one of those black things... those hats... or whatever they are?

I think they are called yamicas* and I think you only where them at temple.

(* I bet I butchered that word!)

Do you feel offended by Borat?

Are you kosher?

No, humans aren't kosher to eat. So, none of us are.
However, I do keep moderately kosher.

Do you wear one of those black things... those hats... or whatever they are?

A kippa? sometimes. They come in many different colors, and only really, really orthodox jews "blackhats" wear actual hats. Kippas (Yamulkes, a yiddush word), are what that catholic red hat thing is based off of.

Do you feel offended by Borat?

fuck no, he's hilarious! His humor is that he's making fun of people who are actually LIKE the character Borat, and he reveals people who, in this country, have ridiculous opinions.

Sacha Cohen is jewish, btw (actor who plays Borat)

Do you feel offended by Borat?

fuck no, he's hilarious! His humor is that he's making fun of people who are actually LIKE the character Borat, and he reveals people who, in this country, have ridiculous opinions.

Sacha Cohen is jewish, btw (actor who plays Borat)

I'm glad more people get it, it's annoying reading all of these articles about how bad it is.

Next question:
Are you cheap?

Do you feel offended by Borat?

fuck no, he's hilarious! His humor is that he's making fun of people who are actually LIKE the character Borat, and he reveals people who, in this country, have ridiculous opinions.

Sacha Cohen is jewish, btw (actor who plays Borat)

I'm glad more people get it, it's annoying reading all of these articles about how bad it is.

Next question:
Are you cheap?

ha. no, me personally?
no, f i have the money, I'll usually push it to he very limits. I am frugal though, and I don't spend all my money at once unless it' omthing I really want/need.

My dad and uncle, however, are another story 

Do you wanna grow a Rabbi Beard?

Do you wanna grow a Rabbi Beard?

LOL.

Naw, I prefer a goatee, if anything. I dont really aspire to be a rabbi >.<

necroposted due to overwhelming numbers of new members who haven't, in fact, asked a jew.

How big is your nose?

How big is your nose?

small.

How big is your nose?

small.

How small is your nose?

So, what do jews do for christmas?

Do you have a pretty sister?

 

Is your power level over 9000?

I still want to be informed of any hawt sisters.