Pirate talk, ye landsmen.

Gangway to all who speaks English.
Only pirate talk is allowed 'ere, mateys.

Ahoy, I am Leventhan the pirate.
Aye, aye, the pirate.

To those who speak' English......will prepare fo' the consequences.Arrrr!!
I'll make ye swab the deck, clean the hull, repair the bulkheads, and then marooned for life.
Be careful now, mate...

Ye- err.... aye aye, cap'n?

What , oh what, should I do?

Aye, this topic shan't be good here. I recommend a move to the forum "The Sewers" off the starboard side (seriously, turn your head to the right and it should be to the right. ). Savvy?

Shiver me timbers!
T'is topic is at the wrong place?

Aye Cap'n mastermoo420 , could someone move this?

--Ferenn
You shan't worry.
Talk pirate.
Pillage !

Born on the coast I be sailin' dawn fer dusk seekin' me fortune in dubloons and pieces o' eight. I be wanting a crew, and ye better have yer sea legs or it's to the depths with ya, do I have any men worthy o' me ship?

Shiver me timbers!
T'is topic is at the wrong place?

Aye Cap'n mastermoo420 , could someone move this?

Actually, I'm not all too sure!

Har-har-har Houna, did ye jest copy and paste that?

Ahoy, mastermoo420....
So ye aren't sure?
If ye cap'n 'ere present ye with "the plank", will ye tell me why?

Nay. If you presented me with "the plank," I would have to invoke the right of parlay. Anyways, why aren't there a single grammatically-correct pirate among us? Eh? Let us sing a song! SONG AND RUM FOR ALL!

Yo ho, haul together
Hoist the colours high.
Heave ho, thieves and beggars
Never say we die.

Nay, ye woul' sound bette' wit' "Pirate's life for me".

I want to be a pirate
A pirates life for me
All my friends are pirates
And sail the b.b. sea

Ive got a jolly roger
Its black and white and vast
Get out of your skull and crossbones
And I'll run it up the mast

With a yo-ho-ho
And a ya-ha-ha
And a ye-hee-hee-ho-hum

With a yo-ho-ho
And a ya-ha-ha
And a yum-yum-jum-jum

Encore ! Encore!