Best Pickups (Can I have your number?)

Mmk... tells us the oddest place you have gotten someone's number (does not include friends, I mean like boy/girl)

I had seen this lifeguard at a previous swim team and we knew eachother's faces. She was life guarding at a swimmeet, near the end (I was in the last event) I got her number

Now your best

I went up to a random table of girls in the food court at Stonebriar (mall)
Put down a ticket to a concert, and asked whos going with me.
Working my magic, (and I didnt even have to rape her)

I keep myself to myself and somehow that works (not deliberately), I seem to stop myself everytime it seems to go furthur than a conversation.

I...just start a conversation, beginning with the word "hey." Then one thing leads to another.

And probably outside of a bathroom. >_>

I like humbuckers, they sound great and reduce buzz.

'with a strong pirate accent'
vvvv

"ARG MATEY! ME WANT UR BOOTY!"

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*slap*

Is it hot in here, or is that just your vagina steaming for my penis?

me: 'When's your baby due?'

her: 'IM NOT PREGNANT!'

me: 'Would you like to be? hehehe'

me: 'When's your baby due?'

thats used better as an insult tbh

Yeah. Think more thoroughly and talk to more girls. XD

Best way to ask: Outright say it even if you don't know the person.