Happy Birthday, brother. I wish I would've known earlier, I would've done something awesome to- er, for you.
So, until I come out there in August, I wrote you this incredibly graphic homo-erotic poem:
As many of you people on this site should know,
I prefer women, but Roph is my bro.
If I were much less of a hetero man,
I'd keep my KY on Silver's nightstand.
Of all of the members, on all of the sites,
Your flat is where I'd spend all of my nights.
Evenings of passion, days filled with glee:
If I tickle your balls, would you giggle, "tee-hee"?
We'd run hand in hand throughout London's gray streets.
Later we'd make stiff wet spots on the sheets.
I'd give you a blowjo-
Ok, you know what? This is getting to be a little too far, so I'm just going to stop.
Happy Birthday, my friend.
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