Ask a God

Lominisio · May 22, 2007, 02:27:41 PM

Why are you a god?

GilgameshRO · May 23, 2007, 12:23:15 AM

Quote from: Winged on May 22, 2007, 09:05:49 AM
What's snow :DDDDD?

~Winged

You're too young for me to answer that question.

Quote from: HaloOfTheSun on May 22, 2007, 09:45:51 AM
I always thought snow was the dandruff from when God was headbanging.

It isn't.

Quote from: HaloOfTheSun on May 22, 2007, 09:45:51 AM
What did you have for lunch today?

I didn't.

Quote from: Nightwolf on May 22, 2007, 01:23:52 PM
lol

Can you kill Spiderman fur me?

I can. But I won't.

Quote from: Ferenn on May 22, 2007, 01:25:35 PM
Could you destroy the universe with dust bunnies?

I could destroy you with dust bunnies.

Quote from: Lominisio on May 22, 2007, 02:27:41 PM
Why are you a god?

That should be self-evident.

Kokowam · May 23, 2007, 12:29:21 AM

How godly of a god are you, Mr. God?

GilgameshRO · May 23, 2007, 05:39:41 AM

Pretty damn godly.

Winged · May 23, 2007, 07:26:14 AM

ohh...too much information >o<" (My mind is blinded!)

~Winged

JAP · May 23, 2007, 07:32:46 AM

I have a question for God...

Can you tell me who's going to be my husband? Is he rich? Or is it she? (LMAO, total joke)

GilgameshRO · May 23, 2007, 07:54:24 AM

Quote from: jap0911 on May 23, 2007, 07:32:46 AM
I have a question for God...

Can you tell me who's going to be my husband? Is he rich? Or is it she? (LMAO, total joke)

Doesn't really matter, you're going to die soon anyways.

JAP · May 23, 2007, 08:02:02 AM

...Now you scared me... >.<
*sob*

GilgameshRO · May 23, 2007, 11:22:58 AM

To be fair, anything less than 100 years is soon when you're immortal.

Nightwolf · May 23, 2007, 11:30:52 AM

Screw you Gilga God, now Jap is prepared and all. There goes my murder plan.
i mean...friends =D

Btw, can you make me a semi-God?

Kokowam · May 23, 2007, 07:26:22 PM

He can, but he doesn't want to. XD

GilgameshRO · May 23, 2007, 07:27:11 PM

I would except for the part where I won't.

&&&&&&&&&&&&& · May 23, 2007, 07:38:54 PM

Why is this thread called "Ask a God" and not "Ask God" Does that mean there are other gods? And if yes, do you have many orgies?

GilgameshRO · May 23, 2007, 07:49:10 PM

There may or may not be other gods, we may or may not sometimes have sex.

JAP · May 24, 2007, 12:49:07 AM

Uhm, God, I have a question again...

Why are God immortal?

Nightwolf · May 24, 2007, 04:40:52 AM

once again, can you make me a semi-God?

GilgameshRO · May 24, 2007, 04:53:58 AM

Quote from: jap0911 on May 24, 2007, 12:49:07 AM
Uhm, God, I have a question again...

Why are God immortal?

I need to be immortal so that I can party and have fun longer. Obviously.

Nightwolf · May 24, 2007, 11:40:50 AM

Okay, don't make me a semi God.

Some people aren't relegious and don't believe in you, whadya say to that now that they have seen that you exist?

GilgameshRO · May 24, 2007, 04:56:13 PM

Quote from: Nightwolf on May 24, 2007, 11:40:50 AM
Some people aren't relegious and don't believe in you, whadya say to that now that they have seen that you exist?

I don't really care that much.

Nightwolf · May 25, 2007, 06:18:00 AM

Who made joo?

GilgameshRO · May 25, 2007, 08:34:35 AM

I made me, naturally.

Nightwolf · May 25, 2007, 09:01:49 AM

Do you have a bastketball?

GilgameshRO · May 25, 2007, 09:10:27 AM

I have ten thousand basket balls and a court the size of a city. Giants made of stone face off head to head in a never ending struggle upon it's glistening surface.

Nightwolf · May 25, 2007, 12:00:58 PM

Don't you play ;-;?

GilgameshRO · May 25, 2007, 08:23:26 PM

They complain because I always win.