Ask a God

Fire away.

Did you realize we probably saw this coming about a month ago

Can you know the location of an atom without affecting it's direction of travel even through non-invasive observation? Wouldn't just knowing where the atom is, even from a different observational plane, affect it somehow?

*affect

Lol, >_>

fixed

how come the sky is blue my o-mighty 

Why?

Can you know the location of an atom without affecting it's direction of travel even through non-invasive observation? Wouldn't just knowing where the atom is, even from a different observational plane, affect it somehow?

Well I can do whatever I want, yes.

how come the sky is blue my o-mighty 

The sky actually has no color. Pathetic humans like you just lack the honed perception and understanding required to see it as such.

Did you realize we probably saw this coming about a month ago

I was too busy to get around to it before. Godly things to do and all.

Why?

I thought it would be entertaining.

is there actually a devil?

Why are we here? What is your great plan? Did you ever see the movie Dogma? When I'm done here can I guard the gates of hell?

is there actually a devil?

You may know him as Blaze.

Why are we here? What is your great plan? Did you ever see the movie Dogma? When I'm done here can I guard the gates of hell?

You are here to destroy everything good about this once wonderful world. My great plan is for you to destroy everything including yourselves because I derive pleasure in chaos and destruction. I did in fact see that movie, and I must say it wasn't very accurate. And no, you can't guard the gates of hell. That job is reserved for the bodge.

Can I at least guard New Jersey, then?

Can I at least guard New Jersey, then?

Sure. No one cares about New Jersey anyways, what's the worst that could happen?

I won't fail you, my lord.

God, why do bad things happen on earth?

Where do I fit in on the grand scheme of things?

Wtf were you thinking when you created platypi?

God, why do bad things happen on earth?

because I derive pleasure in chaos and destruction.

Where do I fit in on the grand scheme of things?

That's for me to know and you to spend your entire life guessing only to die wondering.

Wtf were you thinking when you created platypi?

I thought it would be entertaining.

Wanna join my forces?

plz plz plz

And why does everyone be racist ;-;

Wanna join my forces?

Only if it's you joining my forces.

And why does everyone be racist ;-;

Everyone knows racism is hilarious.

When it's raining are we actually seeing your sweat?

Why are there multiple languages?

Do you have a wife?

Are hormones your minions?

If you had a choice between vanilla and chocolate which would you pick?

Can you make the sky rain Mars Bars? If yes, do it!

~Winged

Wanna join my forces?

Only if it's you joining my forces.

And why does everyone be racist ;-;

Everyone knows racism is hilarious.

OKay, i join your forces.

Also what Winged said about the mars bars/

When it's raining are we actually seeing your sweat?

Sometimes I get a little to into it when working out. You don't want to know what snow is.

Why are there multiple languages?

To keep people from understanding eachother.

Do you have a wife?

10000 wives await me each day in my grand palace in the sky.

Are hormones your minions?

Something like that.

If you had a choice between vanilla and chocolate which would you pick?

I'm a god, I don't have to pick! I have both.

Can you make the sky rain Mars Bars?

Yes.

If yes, do it!

No.

What's snow :DDDDD?

~Winged

I always thought snow was the dandruff from when God was headbanging.

What did you have for lunch today?

lol

Can you kill Spiderman fur me?

Could you destroy the universe with dust bunnies?