Loan your voice?

OMG another request thread

I need someone with a nice, flat, presentable voice to help me. I tried doing this myself, but I suck. You'd only have to say a few things, it'd be simple. Honest. It would. I need one dude, and one chick. You'd have to say this stuff:

Upgrade.

Warning.

Stand-By.

Unauthorized Access. Exit immediately.

Power-down.

Emergency. Evacuate immediately.

Target in-bound.

Radar damaged.

Weapons system malfunction.

Energy levels critical.

Target eliminated.

Evasive maneuver ready.

Overdrive power system ready.

Augmented explosive ready.

Warning. R.S. "Kain" in-bound.

Warning. Very large numbers of Drugerr S. type drones in-bound.

Atlas security system has been activated.

All systems go.

High-Score achieved. Congratulations.

Mission Failed.

Objective achieved.

All missions cleared. Bonus unlocked. See the control room for further information.

All extra objectives achieved. Bonus unlocked. See the hangar for more information.

Player has achieved a 100% completion rating. Congratulations. Bonus unlocked. Save the game, and return to the title screen for more information.

And that'd really be it. Please make sure you maintain a very level tone, and that you do not show any emotion in any of the recordings. Try to hit that sort of weird, near sarcastic, but not showing any personal influence kind of voice. Like in the attachment.

If you help me, I'll be your best friend for a long tiiiiiiiiiiiiime...

I can change my voice tones pretty well, so I'll give it a try.

lol was board I wont feel bad if you turn me down I was trying too hard to make my voice lame xD

lol you can love me now

I would do it, but I do not have a mic.

I would love to, and I have a mic. But unfortunately... My mic is broken.... Sorry....

here final:

Nouman, groovy. I'm going to use that as a third. I'll have a rough com type, which will be that, a female, and a male. Thank you.

(Also: Nouman's recording of his real voice has the tone I'm going for. Try for that basic idea, but add something of your own to it.)

Well, my voice tone isnt like that in these but hey, you may like them.

Both have been editted.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=ER8QDO1B

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=LG6O0R78

Can edit if needed.

The quality is perfect, but he like, ramps his voice oddly. I'll definitely use it though, at least for now.

Still need a real male and real female voice.

*ChaosSpartan28 hints at Arrow-1 to go up to/PM the only girls we have here... dont be shy.

XD

Who ever said those weren't real? My mike is broken so I couldn't actually use my real voice. Although I think it would be perfect.

You can find anything online if you look. There were other male and female voices you could chose from. Some were pronounced better than others. You just have to look. Just go to google and type in "text to speech" and you'll get a whole bunch of stuff you can use.

That's the thing...I did, and after a while they stopped working. (The ones I got) I'll try again today.