Ask a Satanist

Yeah go ahead, ask whatever ya want, rip me a new one if you see fit... Im just bored right now... ASK AWAY!!!!

So you became a satanist because of the silly desire to be a hardc0re rebel / be different, right?

nah, i just agree with their laws, it seems to fit my personality more than other religions

Are you part of the real church, that doesn't actually believe Satan to be an existing figure?

I follow The Satanic Bible written by Anton Szandor LaVey

Well that's a little different then. I always classified the church of Satan as nothing more then a selfish version of Atheism. Nothing demonic about it...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Satanic_Bible#The_Book_of_Leviathan

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LaVeyan_Satanism

Just incase you wanna read up a little on it.

I actually know a bit about the religion and they actually teach some good morals, as in not to steal, don't harm children respect other people and their homes etc. I truly find it quite amusing that they felt the need to associate with Satan at all, seems a little cheap when the Christian mythology has really close to nothing to do with the religion from what I recall other then Satan being a representational ideal. 

Unlike what others would think, the church really isn't that  obscure, it's basically a religion of self control and understanding. The church tends to enlight the idea of having intellect and a bit of self indulgence. The only thing that makes it just another religion in my eyes would be that it teaches things along the lines of using magic. Other then that it's really just a survivalist ideology... Nothing "evil" about it.

DO you got horns and tails and are gonna pedo me and then eat me?

DO you got horns and tails and are gonna pedo me and then eat me?

Horns and a tail... nah

But i will pedo you and eat you, but thats just cus your so damn fine

Rumors have it that i have a penis.

Rumors have it that i have a penis.

those rumors are false

Well that's a little different then. I always classified the church of Satan as nothing more then a selfish version of Atheism. Nothing demonic about it...

Except the cults.

you are a satanist ?
WHAT 's WRONG WITH THIS WORLD !?
DONT YOU SEE !
GOD IS JUST A MADE UP PERSON LIKE CHARMANDER AND SUPERMAN OR SOMEONELIKE ZEUS !
SO EVEN PEOPLE MAKING STUFF TO NOT BELIEVE DO BELIEVE IN SOMTHING..
so You all suck



 

Satanic cults shouldnt be affiliated with Satanism, They become steriotipical Satanist that want to do human sacrifices and all that other shit just cus the bible and the church says thats what ALL Satanists do, they know absolutely nothing of the religion most times, they just read things that say "This is what Satanists do" then they make their little cults and whatnot to rebel against christianity and their parents. and to look "unique" when really they just look like faggots.


And Snailer... Shut the fuck up

Ummmm....lol @ Snailer.

I don't think that's what the church says about Satan cults. I've never heard it before.

You obviously dont live in england

No i dont

Neither do I.

hence why i said "you obviously dont come from england"

So anyone else with a worthwhile question?

So anyone else with a worthwhile question?

I'm no Satanist, but I think I can answer this one!


No.

This may be a stupid question, but why do you worship the devil? 

i dont, read the stuff i put from Wikipedia.

Than why is it called satanisme ?

Satanism is a religion and philosophy founded in 1966 by Anton LaVey. Its ethical teachings are based on individualism, self-indulgence, and "eye for an eye" morality, with influence from Friedrich Nietzsche and Ayn Rand, while its rituals and magic draw heavily from occultists such as Aleister Crowley. Borrowing Crowley's terminology, its adherents define Satanism as a "Left-Hand Path" religion, rejecting traditional "Right-Hand Path" religions such as Christianity for their perceived denial of life and emphasis on guilt and abstinence. Unlike traditional satanism, it does not literally worship Satan, but rather uses "Satan" as a symbol for people's natural inner desires.