Ask a New Yorker!

Ask me anything you need to know about New York, the empire state!

Where do you live in NY?

Moved, I live in Sacramento, but I lived in Niagara Falls.

Ah. Well I currently live in NY so I'll take questions as well.

Cool! 

Never. Ever. Move. From. NY. If. You. Like. Pizza.

 

Even in italy, it's not as good as NY pizza!

Damn straight! Our state's pizza has so much cheese, it will make you constipated, and you'll enjoy that inability to shit, because it's from New York!
(Props to anyone who gets the reference.)

I may as well answer questions here too, since I'm from NYC.

Sweet!

Have you ever attended a tapeing of The Late Show?

Is it easy to get a cab?

Is it possible to swim through the mass amount of people?

Have you ever attended a tapeing of The Late Show?
I have not.

Is it easy to get a cab?
Yeah, as long as it's not raining it's usually easy.

Is it possible to swim through the mass amount of people?
Yep, I usually just move around them.

Is it possible to swim through the mass amount of people?
Yep, I usually just move around them.

I don't think that would work for everyone in New York... including the ones that your swimming through.

Never worked for me...I always took a cab with my parents.

Oh and before anyone asks: Yes, we are better than you.

Let me re phrase that for you:

Spoiler for:

Oh and before anyone asks: Yes, we are better than you.

And we always will be.

Are all cabbies from the Middle East and/or have questionable ethnicity?

Oh and before anyone asks: Yes, we are better than you.

Except me, right?


Say yes, or else your dog will feel it.
And he'll hurt himself very badly.

Are all cabbies from the Middle East and/or have questionable ethnicity?

That's debatable. It seems to be half and half of New Yorkers or other people.

Oh and before anyone asks: Yes, we are better than you.

Except me, right?


Say yes, or else your dog will feel it.
And he'll hurt himself very badly.

I don't have a dog.