Ask a Male

Here I am, being all manly and stuff. Ask me any question. (May be slow to reply, going to ho work out in about 15 minutes.)

(And that's not a joke.)

(...)

(...Hit the shelters, boys and girls.)

is it true that all you men think about is sex

No.

Scram, chump.

The answer is yes.

I'm sorry I selected you for this question.

in a battle 1 vs.1 who would win?

      or 

would win.

Though I hate having to pick a favorite child, it's true.

I agree with you arrow as greeny has this special ability


OH YEAH, GO THE MONOCLE

Do guys get shy when they notice they don't have a a 4/6 pack? (No idea where this came from...)

~Winged

Well, I tend to make sure I keep my shirt on in public, if that's what you mean.

(I fear the day I have to take it off for someone. I really need to get in shape.)

Do guys get shy when they notice they don't have a a 4/6 pack? (No idea where this came from...)

~Winged

Well with me, not at all. I actually prefer having a gut to a six-pack.

Zypher gets off to his own flab.

*Sits around, soaking in his own manliness, waiting for the next question.*

What is the meaning of spongebob?

The meaning of Sponge Bob is an utter lack of meaning all together.

Why do you hate me ;-;?

The meaning of Sponge Bob is an utter lack of meaning all together.

Holy shit that was insightful.

The meaning of Sponge Bob is an utter lack of meaning all together.

Holy shit that was insightful.

Its because his nose is like.. a penis

How much do guys worry about the size of their penis?

Not at all. I'm about 6 inches (which is average, if not a little on the small side) but I could really care less. As long as I know how to use it, the length won't be a problem

Lol. It says in one anime, "THE HEART IS WHAT COUNTS." By the way, I'm like the same length as Zypher.

As long as it works, I don't care about the size.

How much do guys worry about the size of their penis?

Me? Constantly. But that's probably because it's always making me think about it.

How often do you think about having sex?



























with me, of course.

Every single second of his life. I know that because his sexual aura emanates from him (right word? emanate?).

How often do you think about having sex?



























with me, of course.