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WANNA BE AWESOME?WANNA SOME CHICKS FOR YOUR DICK?ASK ANNE!!!

ASK ANNE = FOLLOW HER ADVICE = WIN AT LIFE

 

Anne, I'm secretly in love with you, what should I do? Omgz ;_____;

Anne, I'm secretly in love with you, what should I do? Omgz ;_____;

You can love me as much as you want but you could never have me

Dear Anne,
There is this guy who keeps insulting me, i praise him he insults, i don't say anything and he still insults! What should i do?
Yours untruly,
Fucked up guy who lives down your neighbourhood.

Dear Anne,

This nigger kid from africa border hopped to india and is now calling me the alaskin nigger. WHEN HE'S FROM AFRICA
what should I do?

GTFO NOOB.

that's the kid. 

I got your Alaskian Niggering Biodata.

Dear Anne,
There is this guy who keeps insulting me, i praise him he insults, i don't say anything and he still insults! What should i do?
Yours untruly,
Fucked up guy who lives down your neighbourhood.

Send him a bowl of cookies!If he refuses to eat it and continue to cuss you, force the cookies into his mouth, then when he starts choking, try to save him in front of people to make you look good.That way, he will be embarrassed to insult you.

I have a real question now~ I have chronic insomnia, any relaxation methods to get me to sleep ;-; ? I normally prefer pills but I open to suggestion ;o;

Sure will Anee.

I have a real question now~ I have chronic insomnia, any relaxation methods to get me to sleep ;-; ? I normally prefer pills but I open to suggestion ;o;

Have sex.People usually fall asleep after having sex, am i right?So go have safe sex with somebody.

Dear godly greatest Anne

What do I do when I want to talk to you and you are not there?

Nothing is as magical without you.

Dear godly greatest Anne

What do I do when I want to talk to you and you are not there?

Nothing is as magical without you.

Only time could seperates us but memories could be eternal if it is immortalised into words or pictures.

Oh my, it's Ndi~


Anne, what is the answer for stage 3;

Stage one: Tuna

Stage two: Mudkip

Stage three: ??-??

Stage four: Profit!

Here's my question: who the fuck are you!? 

If a one hump camel makes a one hump poop, does a two hump camel make a two hump poop?

(plus rep to anyone who gets the reference. The sad, sad reference to a book I found at my grandmother's house.)

If a one hump camel makes a one hump poop, does a two hump camel make a two hump poop?

(plus rep to anyone who gets the reference. The sad, sad reference to a book I found at my grandmother's house.)

Two hump camel would just make a large watery poop because the humps on the back of a camel used to store water.So,technically

If One hump camel = watery poop, then Two hump camel = more watery poop than One hump camel = watery poop

but im not really sure, i will ask my science teacher.

Surely you are not taking me seriously. ;___;

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would

How a woodchuck chuck a would?Would is an auxiliary verb, dear.It would be impossible for a woodchuck, a beaver to chuck a verb!So,

Woodchuck cant chuck 'would', an auxiliary verb = No woods needed

Anne, I secretly love somebody, but she is a lesbian. And she only loves my sister.

You're in love with me 

No, my sister is 9, and you are neither a girl nor a pedophile

Are you sure?