The Grand List of Console RPG Cliches

[Holkeye]

Dude, you should make a game where you go all the way through it, and at the end you realize that you're actually the villain and get mauled.

[GhstHawk]

This isn't really the topic to be discussing my game, or whether games are bad or not. I was merely stating that I don't fall under those cliches.

[modern algebra]

I don't think they were discussing your game, to be honest. I think they were just suggesting an idea for a non-cliche game.

[Dwarra?]

Weapon Rule
There's always a hidden creature who is much harder to defeat than even the ultimate bad guy's final, world-annihilating form. It's lucky for all concerned that this hidden creature prefers to stay hidden rather than trying to take over the world himself, because he'd probably win. As a corollary, whatever reward you get for killing the hidden creature is basically worthless because by the time you're powerful enough to defeat him, you don't need it any more.

That one's my favorite.

SEPHIROTH KHII

[Samael]

Iv'e already read it some months ago, i love those ones ^^ :

72.Eighth Law of Travel
There are no shortcuts, ever -- unless you are forced to take them, in which case they will be much longer and more dangerous than your original route.
125."You Couldn't Get To Sleep Either, Huh?"
If any character in the game ever meets any other character standing alone at night looking at the moon, those two will eventually fall in love.
133.Last Rule of Politics
Kingdoms are good. Empires are evil.

Even if the 133th has some exceptions it is true in much cases lol.

[Nightwolf]

bookmarked, as i just read the last part, and AARON is sooo going to be my hero alongside Little Megaman X16

[SolutionNyne]

This is a fantastic list. haha  You'd think they would stop being so universally true after the first 100 or so, but they just keep ringing a bell.