Super Fun Interactive Holk's Adventure!!!

BUT IF YOU GIVE A MOUSE SOME WHISKEY

He'd prolly get drunk.

And it did, and it ate Holk's toe cheese, then threw up on him.

What happened to the "super fun interactive adventure?"

Then Holk was pissed because he had to clean it up.

Then the mouse was drunk, punch Holk in the bladder, and Holk pissed and had to clean up more stuff. But the mouse thought it was beer and cleaned up the mess.

So Holk said "Thanks!" The next day, the mouse had seven kids.

Nobody knew how, but they looked like the guy in the picture in the first post....and Zypher.

Zypher then came in and said YAY MOUSE SEX

LOL!
 

So then they all had hot bean

Spoiler for:

soup

With five different beans
 

They then began to strip, even the Beans. 

Then the beans played the wii 
then a giant final boss came out of nowhere 

And naked! The final boss barfs because it's too scary to watch naked beans beat him.
He gives up!

 OMG barf says the talking wiimote Re-Enactment:  <OMG Barf

Then Holk Died of not having sex for an hour~

The End.

New story:

 , , , and

set out on an adeventure to make world peace. But war is going on So they decided to switch to big ass guns!

But the nerdo bean thought it was for a big ass, so he putted the gun in his and blew up himself. Only three more brave beans to stop the terrible war... + =  so and  are now going on their adventure. They meet a sexy young bean, , and they take her with them, dont knowing yet were to use her for...

So, while dragging the useless  with them,  and  came across a magical , which promptly turned into a  and buttfucked them all...
With their asses permenantly ruptured, their chances of stopping the terrible war were slim.

But there was just one small ray of hope! They found the magical non-slip bar of soap! They would no longer have to protect themselves from the epic ass rapings! There next move would be clear...

To get  !  While walking to that store, a  hit them with his car...

To get  !  While walking to that store, a  hit them with his car...

WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT POSTING IN OLD TOPICS?!

To get  !  While walking to that store, a  hit them with his car...

WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT POSTING IN OLD TOPICS?!

Uhh, I don't think it matters because it's a pinned forum game.

The  decided that he looked drunk, so he gave him a ticket for 

     and the useless  could not be in a worse situation.  They were in debt, were victims of rape and injured by the corrupt  . But emerging from the heavens appeared  , and he granted them the ability to milk cows.  asked why, and was told that it would prove useful later on. So, with reawakened spirit, the party continued to ....

...be in jail for 5 years. After a long sentence, the group tried to reunite, but things weren't the same for the ol' gang.



  went on to become a huge rap star, but couldn't get over his old ways. One night in a strip club, he got  drunk on some very expensive , decided to "make it rain," and ended up beating a hooker to death with a bar stool.

  got drafted into the war with North Korea by  , and got interred into a  where he spent the next few months  other  .

  ate a lot of  and his shit felt like  .

  just continued being a stupid whore.

 

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