Super Fun Interactive Holk's Adventure!!!

The idea is simple. I start you off with the beginnings of a graphic adventure, and you all tell me where you want it to go next. I will update this as often as possible, so keep those ideas coming. They can be funny, but try and progress the storyline along. Try to keep them to the immediate subject. After all, as shitty as my pictures are, I can only draw so fast. Ok, here goes!


One day, Holk went to the local Wal-Mart to purchase a new Wiimote.



Upon arriving at his home, he was shocked to find that his apartment was trashed!



He began looking around through the mess, when he happened to notice a strange urn that wasn't there when he had left.



He picked it up to get a closer look, and saw that there was a tag tied to it.



So, he did. When nothing happened, he did what any normal person would do in this situation, and dumped the urn upside down.



What strange devilry was this?! Some sort of reddish substance poured out all over the floor!



...?

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Then the red substance said to him, "Hey bro, ya wanna get high?"

NOW YOU TELL ME WHAT COMES NEXT!!!!!!!!

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Then the red substance said to him, "Hey bro, ya wanna get high?"

Holk and the red slime find themselves oddly attracted to each other, it was truly love at first site. While even though the red slime, "Mr. Jingles" could only speak Spanish, luckily Holk new the language of the heart, the language of love... The two united in a passion furious explosion as Mr. Jingles started to feel up Holk's leg. They decided to take things to the bedroom...

Mr. Jingles, while likeing to swallow, turned out to be the male of his spiecies, but worse for Holk, Mr. Jingles was also the pitcher.

Would Holk make the ultimate sacrifice for the love of his life? ...


Edit: LoL, didn't get that you would be drawing it all, just ignore :3

Blizzard enters and says: NO HOLK DON'T LOOKS LIKE HE'S AT STAGE THREE ALREADY

at which point Holk runs over and kisses Blizzard passionately.

And they make a sweet mansex threesome with the red slime

It was during this process where they discovered that Red Slime is actually a female!

Lomi walks in with a camera. He takes a few pictures and posts them on RMRK.

Where every one is shocken and appauled, but strangely aroused.

DS decides this is as good of a time as any to confess her true feelings of love to Blizzard.

Then one of Blizzard's  girlfriends walks into the room...

Then I walk in drunk as hell and throw up on her shoes.

She gets super pissed and beats the shit out of you.
Meanwhile, the orgy is going at it like rabbits.

Then Manowar comes in totally pissed off and joins the orgy. Then I wander around in a drunken haze, Untill I realize I can fly. So I fly in drunken haze around the worlds most METAL orgy.

The slimy eats him

and then Holk says "okay, you guys suck at this game" and closes the thread.

Its not that you guys suck at it, its that you're saying a bunch of things that i can't draw. Like a metal orgy.

You can draw a heavy metal orgy, because I belive in you and stuff. Damn, I'm too used be being an ass to be effective at being nice to people.

I got it!

Then the poor boy takes the light and gets high

Then he passes out and the orange blob slices his heart out and gives it to someone else for an open heart transplant

and they all lived happily ever after

the end.

That was what Holk thought, but then suddenly he was woken up at night, by a 9-1 foot tall Figure.
He was accompanied by many other creatures
"Sup Holk? I'm Frankenstien, this is Mr. OMG I'M FOUND, i mean Hyde, and the Mummy, Werewolf, so yeah we all were wondering if you could have sex with us"
Holk Agreed.

But then woke up again, finding a small furry animal clawing at his legs

Who wanted a bottle of whiskey.