The "My Suckish Dates" Thread

I don't really date, I find it pointless at my age.

*Points at bio and laughs*

OH GUYS, LISTEN TO THIS ONE, IT REALLY SUCKS.

I asked this girl out the other day, and she was all like "lol no".

THE END

I went to a party on saturday night...
My mate got real drunk and asked this female out...
She said yes...
30mins later she broke up with him...
Another 30 mins later he was on all fours screaming her name...
Lol stupid dumb ginga...

I was at this random party once, eventually everybody left and it was me alone with this girl.

We decided to finish off the rest of the alcohol (there was alot). Anyway, I only remember waking up the next day's afternoon with my pants on the other way around :/

Apparently thats how Silver got deflowered. We should all give him a round of applause.

*claps*
I was at the mall with a girl eating sushi, and she wouldn't shut up about her X boy friend. Out of nowhere the bastard came up. Then they left me, and I had to ride the cab home alone  :'(

At least you had sushi. Sushi kicks ass.

Yes. That was the best part of the date. That's my favorite food actually.

Did you have Unagi?

OH GUYS, LISTEN TO THIS ONE, IT REALLY SUCKS.

I asked this girl out the other day, and she was all like "lol no".

THE END

Oh oops I thought you were kidding! I'll say yes next time.


j/k

But was this over the internet?
Oh I kinda went on a date but it was to see a crappy Little Women show going on at my school.
Blergh.

You know a date sucks when the chick you're taking out wants to get food at a drive thru.

LOL no it was in real life. She had a boyfriend she'd been seeing for four months all ready, so I'm not upset.

I hate to break it to ya, I don't think I've ever had a bad date.

I'll try to think of one...

Please do...
Id like to know of atleast one story were ZXMELEE gets a fail...