The "My Suckish Dates" Thread

Mushroom Panda · March 17, 2007, 01:08:01 AM

OK. Post any really sucky dates that you've had in the past.

I'll go first:

OK so I went to the movies with this girl, which was our fifth date. We were watching the movie and all of a sudden she said she had to go to the bathroom. She left, and I watched the rest of the movie by myself... She had left. The next day after school (the date was on a Sunday) I watched her make out with another guy for like a half an hour...

Next.

SexualBubblegumX · March 17, 2007, 04:26:48 AM

One time, I nailed this chick while she was on a cell phone. She was a hooker by the way. That was a waste of $250....

Holkeye · March 17, 2007, 07:07:04 AM

One time, I got this hooker, and before anything happened she said she had to use her cell phone. She was gone for like 10 minutes, and when she came back, she had $250.

SexualBubblegumX · March 18, 2007, 03:16:03 PM

You fail at hookers.

Link · March 21, 2007, 09:35:32 AM

And you didnt?

Deliciously_Saucy · March 21, 2007, 10:25:56 AM

Quote from: Paris_Hilton on March 21, 2007, 09:35:32 AM
And you didnt?

"My Suckish Dates" is probably the perfect thread for your new name

Link · March 21, 2007, 11:52:32 AM

nah someone make an "How to pretend to lose important video tapes when i really sent it in myself"

Blizzard · March 21, 2007, 02:55:11 PM

I remember this date when this one girl was talking all the way about herself. She was talking how her friends should be all like her,how pretty she is, etc. I almost didn't came to word. At the end she asked me "Say, what was your name again?" I said "Fuck you." I just stood up and went home. She was like "WTF?!" I felt so good after telling her to go fuck herself.

At least it had a happy ending for me.

Elegy · March 21, 2007, 04:26:48 PM

And if she followed your advice the same goes for her.

Karo Rushe · March 21, 2007, 07:36:53 PM

lol, I never gotten a Date, but I can tell a friend got dumped the very first date XDDD

Dwarra? · March 21, 2007, 09:57:43 PM

Quote from: Dark Angel Sion on March 21, 2007, 07:36:53 PM
lol, I never gotten a Date, but I can tell a friend got dumped the very first date XDDD

How old are you?

SexualBubblegumX · March 21, 2007, 11:54:06 PM

Quote from: Paris_Hilton on March 21, 2007, 09:35:32 AM
And you didnt?

No, as long as the hooker gets nailed and doesnt run off with your money without servicing you, you don't fail. And No hooker has ran off with my money with out servicing me. So I din't fail at hookers.

Also, I've failed at buying drugs because like 5 years ago at hemp fest some 'dealer' ran off with meh cash.

Oh yeah another bad date.I went to the movies with this chick, and when I leaned over to make out with her I bumped foreheads with her. Then that got repeated like six times.

Holkeye · March 22, 2007, 12:12:27 AM

Some of us don't need hookers.

SexualBubblegumX · March 22, 2007, 12:23:36 AM

No, everyone needs hookers. Even if they don't admit it.

Nightwolf · March 22, 2007, 02:57:54 AM

LOL, we don't date around here, and I too am pretty young
And a good boy, i usually dont tend to get into this girl business, its serious and life taking man.

Dwarra? · March 22, 2007, 03:11:51 AM

AKA Nightwolf is asexual.

He can reproduce without sex

SexualBubblegumX · March 22, 2007, 04:52:18 PM

Then the science channel should do a documaentary on him.

Knownot · March 23, 2007, 08:52:41 AM

I once went on this date...
I got to the movies...
She text me and said...
"Im going to be a bit late...
wait in the theatre for me..."
One Movie later...
She still hadn't turned up...

Stupid bitch...

SexualBubblegumX · March 24, 2007, 12:21:22 AM

It could have been worse.... She could of given you herpes.

Nightwolf · March 24, 2007, 02:13:42 AM

Quote from: Rufius_Doofius on March 22, 2007, 03:11:51 AM
AKA Nightwolf is asexual.

He can reproduce without sex

GOD SWORD! THANKS FOR TELLING! I DIDNT KNOW MAN

ORANGEKaireiIs! · March 24, 2007, 02:20:16 AM

Quote from: ___________________ on March 24, 2007, 12:21:22 AM
It could have been worse.... She could of given you herpes.

Or beat you up and robbed you. Or all three.
I haven't been stood up or anything yet, but whenever I go somewhere with my parents and my boyfriend we aren't allowed to do ANYTHING. Not even hold hands.
...okay I would sneak a pinch to his ass sometimes, BUT THAT'S ALL I COULD DO.
Sucks.

SexualBubblegumX · March 24, 2007, 02:31:42 AM

Yes, parents coming along is the suck.

Holkeye · March 24, 2007, 03:39:07 AM

Quote from: KaireiIsORANGE on March 24, 2007, 02:20:16 AM
Quote from: ___________________ on March 24, 2007, 12:21:22 AM
It could have been worse.... She could of given you herpes.
Or beat you up and robbed you. Or all three.
I haven't been stood up or anything yet, but whenever I go somewhere with my parents and my boyfriend we aren't allowed to do ANYTHING. Not even hold hands.
...okay I would sneak a pinch to his ass sometimes, BUT THAT'S ALL I COULD DO.
Sucks.

Don't you two have a kid? I think at that point its pretty much pointless to try and prevent anything.

Karo Rushe · March 24, 2007, 02:25:16 PM

Quote from: Rufius_Doofius on March 21, 2007, 09:57:43 PM
Quote from: Dark Angel Sion on March 21, 2007, 07:36:53 PM
lol, I never gotten a Date, but I can tell a friend got dumped the very first date XDDD

How old are you?

17 ?_?

Blizzard · March 24, 2007, 02:38:42 PM

Quote from: ___________________ on March 24, 2007, 02:31:42 AM
parents coming along

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Parents coming along! xD
Oh wait, you were serious?! O_o