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[Blizzard]

Coca_Cola

Propaganda from the Coke monger has been ever horrible, listed below are some of the slogans used by the gangs that distribute Coke
1928 - Coke... pure and full of natural flavors
1935 - Coke ... the pause that brings friends together.
1953 - Midsummer magic.
1971 - I'd like to sell the world some Coke
2006 - The Coke Side of Life

Coca Cola - The black liquid acid that kills all your human emotions (but gives you a few new ones instead!) as soon as you drink it, is more popular than God himself. Everyone, even Sonic the Hedgehog drinks Coca Cola. God is also a well known Coca Cola drinker and has been so for some time. Even though it is said to contain up to 90% cocaine in many countries most people forget this to get on with their Coca Cola-drinking lives. Many girls drink Coke to give them more frills. We interviewed Anne Robinson to ask her opinion: "Coke is miles better than sex, I drink it when ever I get a wet..." After this our reporter threw up and ran away screaming. That's the basic about this addicting species of drink.

And kids - Stay in School - Stay away from Coke.

Go to http://uncyclopedia.org and find an own article to post. There are loads of funny stuff.

EDIT: LOL!

[Jesus Hitler]

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[Moss.]

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http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/AAAAAAAAA%21

[Moss.]

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[Roph]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Sexual_innuendo

[Malson]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Alliteration

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Nihilism

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Butter_knife

[SexualBubblegumX]

I'm lawl'ing right now.

[Arrow]

"This shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S"

    ~ Gwen Stefani on Shit and spelling

[Blizzard]

Try this:

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Microsoft

or

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Internet_Explorer

[SexualBubblegumX]

Duke Nukem is GAWD!

He kicks total ass, no kidding.

[Blizzard]

OMG! Too many zz-s. (@_@)

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Snoop_Dogg

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ROFLOPOLIS!

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Sandwitch

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OMG!

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Apostrophe#Anti-comma

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Lol, I have to stop browsing that thing. (-_-')

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Neo

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xD

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Sephiroth

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Serious lolage:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Me

[Malson]

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