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Title: Ask a zombie
Post by: Kathryn on October 14, 2008, 02:03:20 AM
I have a sad story to tell.

You know how the FBI's after me? Well now you do. Before i get into that, one day, my friend received a death note.

She knew everything about me and the FBI. And she knew that she had to do something to stop it. On my end at least.

So she wrote my name in the death note. And i died. It sucked.

Now i'm a zombie. And i accept questions.

Exceptions include why exactly the FBI's after me, that's classified information.

Also i do not accept your zombie racist comments. I stand here to give rights to zombies everywhere. The media is simply degrading to our kind.

Exception-breakers will be eaten.
Title: Re: Ask a zombie
Post by: Irock on October 14, 2008, 03:12:09 AM
ZOMBIES SUCK.

Now you have to eat me.
Title: Re: Ask a zombie
Post by: Holkeye on October 14, 2008, 04:11:54 AM
I'm in ur thread, breakin' ur exceptions.
Title: Re: Ask a zombie
Post by: Moss. on October 14, 2008, 04:17:26 AM
Do Asian brains taste better than other brains, because they're more brainy?
Title: Re: Ask a zombie
Post by: tSwitch on October 14, 2008, 02:39:58 PM
why brains?
Title: Re: Ask a zombie
Post by: Kathryn on October 15, 2008, 03:24:27 AM
Quote from: Irockman1 on October 14, 2008, 03:12:09 AM
ZOMBIES SUCK.

Now you have to eat me.

Quote from: Holk on October 14, 2008, 04:11:54 AM
I'm in ur thread, breakin' ur exceptions.

Thank you. I now my childrens can be fed C:.

Quote from: arlen on October 14, 2008, 04:17:26 AM
Do Asian brains taste better than other brains, because they're more brainy?

Asian brains taste better than other brains because ANIME and RAMEN.

Quote from: Cecil on October 14, 2008, 02:39:58 PM
why brains?
It's personal preference. Most zombies like brains, others go for hearts or lungs. Some like to drink the blood, we actually have a day for that were we all pretend to be vampires.
Title: Re: Ask a zombie
Post by: Forty on October 16, 2008, 01:31:13 AM
What is the best way to kill you?
Title: Re: Ask a zombie
Post by: Kathryn on October 16, 2008, 01:59:50 AM
Burning is the only way to be sure.

Perhaps.  :mex:
Title: Re: Ask a zombie
Post by: Forty on October 17, 2008, 02:08:48 AM
Are you sure it's not a shotgun or chainsaw?
Burning you seems kind of risky.
Title: Re: Ask a zombie
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on October 17, 2008, 03:09:00 PM
How does this (http://zombieforum.net/index.php?sid=f45da8721498eafdf742f78e6005bb68) make you feel?
Title: Re: Ask a zombie
Post by: Kathryn on October 17, 2008, 07:22:27 PM
Quote from: Forcystus on October 17, 2008, 02:08:48 AM
Are you sure it's not a shotgun or chainsaw?
Burning you seems kind of risky.

:mex:


Quote from: BOE on October 17, 2008, 03:09:00 PM
How does this (http://zombieforum.net/index.php?sid=f45da8721498eafdf742f78e6005bb68) make you feel?

...violated...
Title: Re: Ask a zombie
Post by: Nightwolf on October 18, 2008, 05:23:01 AM
Can you love anyone, or like him/her?
Title: Re: Ask a zombie
Post by: Ruzu on October 18, 2008, 05:57:00 AM
Why does it seem you always kill us for no reason?
Title: Re: Ask a zombie
Post by: Kathryn on October 22, 2008, 12:35:40 AM
Quote from: Nightwolf on October 18, 2008, 05:23:01 AM
Can you love anyone, or like him/her?

Yes, us zombies have feelings like everyone else

or perhaps we are pretending

I can't remember e3e;

Quote from: Ruzu on October 18, 2008, 05:57:00 AM
Why does it seem you always kill us for no reason?

Sometimes, when we see something we really don't like on a person, like black, really long hair, cargo pants, or sombraros, something in our zombie minds snaps and we need to kill something. Namely, the guy who's trying to shoot us at that point. Or one of those guys who work a cash register.  You can always tell.