Ok, very simple. The first person posts a job (fake or real) and the next person has to say what a person in that position does and then posts another job.
Like this
Person A: A Fireman...
Person B: Burns things down.
A Fat Kid...
Person C: Eats anything put it front of him.
etc.
I will start
A Ninja...
IS FUCKING GAY.
FAIL PLZ START OVER AND TRY AGAIN
A Pirate
Sings a great tune,
Gorge bush.
Screws up the country
Your mom
Loves your dad.
Your boss
makes memos that no one reads
*Sidenote- THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY SHEESH
A human
is what makes soylent green.
A Jewish suppremist
Touches the unfortunate in unfortunate places.
A white supremist.
makes racial slurs constantly and without thinking.
An angry old person...
dies of heart failure, but not before rambling about the olde days
An underage drinker....
has urges to hug his girl/boyfriends friend, and hits on him/her....
(yay for gender neutrality)
student...
learns how to fap
A skank
has a massive rocket launcher in his back pocket.
Huge plastic duck...
Gets secked by a dog.
A blind bartender...
...beats up Haggar, Dean, Guy, and Sophia when they find out how to enter that other doorway in the second level after defeating Arby.
(wow, is that a Final Fight 3 reference? Though he wasn't REALLY blind. He kicked my ASS.)
The ex-pro wrestler that became mayor of METRO CITY!!!!!!!!!!!...
Beats the living crap out of everyone
(yes it was)
A hobo...
gives out McDonald's coupons to passers by.
A policeman...
Beats minorities.
A prison mate...
Throws buckets of pee on guards.
A furry
monkey throws shit at Irock
A robotic...
goes "bleep bleep bloop" and it protects grandma.
My bff Jill...
Gets her friend slapped by her mom.
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See?
An assassin...
Gets the Job done before Bed-time.
A Clone Trooper
blows up the death star on accident.
Chuck Norris
IS A CLOSET NECROPOSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bras