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Title: I'm an Uncle.
Post by: Moss. on July 31, 2007, 06:27:35 PM
In 9 months.

;8
Title: Re: I'm an Uncle.
Post by: haloOfTheSun on July 31, 2007, 06:29:49 PM
Awesome. I just recently became an uncle as well.  :)
Title: Re: I'm an Uncle.
Post by: Moss. on July 31, 2007, 06:30:49 PM
Awesome!

We are awesome uncles! ;8

P.S. Welcome back, apparently, lol.
Title: Re: I'm an Uncle.
Post by: Deliciously_Saucy on July 31, 2007, 06:57:10 PM
I became an Aunty a few months, or possibly a year back. It's a shame I don't like children, in that way.

Congratulations, is it a b/g? Any names yet?
Title: Re: I'm an Uncle.
Post by: Kokowam on July 31, 2007, 07:01:13 PM
You guys are old... Anyways, my girlfriend will probably be an aunt in about... an year or so and I have a friend who is an aunt. :P
Title: Re: I'm an Uncle.
Post by: Moss. on July 31, 2007, 07:07:59 PM
I don't like children until they're socially coherent, and aren't just a fat mass of fatness that can't do anything but cry and crap/throw up all over you.


But yeah, we don't know if it's a boy or a girl. My sister broke the news to my mom by sending her a shirt that says "grandma" on it, haha.
So that's really all we know right now.
Title: Re: I'm an Uncle.
Post by: Irock on July 31, 2007, 07:09:38 PM
I thought it took 8 months for a baby to be born...<_<;

Congratulations.
Title: Re: I'm an Uncle.
Post by: Mental on July 31, 2007, 07:12:59 PM
Quote from: arlen on July 31, 2007, 07:07:59 PM
I don't like children until they're socially coherent, and aren't just a fat mass of fatness that can't do anything but cry and crap/throw up all over you.


But yeah, we don't know if it's a boy or a girl. My sister broke the news to my mom by sending her a shirt that says "grandma" on it, haha.
So that's really all we know right now.

Thats probably the best way to break the news EVER.
Title: Re: I'm an Uncle.
Post by: Moss. on July 31, 2007, 10:40:19 PM
CORRECTION 7 months!
Title: Re: I'm an Uncle.
Post by: Kokowam on July 31, 2007, 10:54:21 PM
Well, it varies. >_> The baby won't be like "Okay, it's exactly 7 months since my parents had sex. Time to get out."
Title: Re: I'm an Uncle.
Post by: Moss. on July 31, 2007, 11:09:33 PM
Uh, actually, no it doesn't.

Well, okay, maybe it varies by, like ... a week, but generally, it's 9 months for, well, EVERYBODY, unless the baby is born prematurely or there's some complication.

lol, how old are you, Moo?



Doctors say predicted date of birth is March 8th, and she's already over 8 weeks pregnant.
7 months.
Hey, that adds up to (early) March (considering today is the last day of July)!
Title: Re: I'm an Uncle.
Post by: Deliciously_Saucy on July 31, 2007, 11:21:59 PM
Quote from: arlen on July 31, 2007, 11:09:33 PM
lol, how old are you, Moo?

7 :3
Title: Re: I'm an Uncle.
Post by: Kokowam on July 31, 2007, 11:52:41 PM
Lol, you wish so you could have loli. I'm 13.
Title: Re: I'm an Uncle.
Post by: Zeriab on August 01, 2007, 06:51:40 AM
You don't have to be old to be an uncle/aunt.
Title: Re: I'm an Uncle.
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on August 01, 2007, 07:34:04 AM
My 16 year old brother and 13 year old sister are the uncle and aunt to a 17 year old...
Title: Re: I'm an Uncle.
Post by: Deliciously_Saucy on August 01, 2007, 07:54:06 AM
Quote from: BanisherOfEden on August 01, 2007, 07:34:04 AM
Incest...
Title: Re: I'm an Uncle.
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on August 01, 2007, 08:04:07 AM
Quote from: Super_King on August 01, 2007, 07:54:06 AM
Quote from: BanisherOfEden on August 01, 2007, 07:34:04 AM
Incest...

;9

Mom 1   Dad   mom 2    dad2
          |         |             |
       son       son        me
          |
       son
Title: Re: I'm an Uncle.
Post by: modern algebra on August 01, 2007, 03:13:06 PM
Congratz. I've been an uncle too for about 3 months.
Title: Re: I'm an Uncle.
Post by: The Shadow on August 01, 2007, 04:36:17 PM
My friend is also uncle. His brother is 45, and he's 18, and his brother has a 9 year old son.

They have the same father, but not the same mother.
Title: Re: I'm an Uncle.
Post by: Forty on August 01, 2007, 04:52:45 PM
Good lord, how old is his dad?
Title: Re: I'm an Uncle.
Post by: The Shadow on August 01, 2007, 04:58:11 PM
Somewhere beetween 60-70 I think.
Title: Re: I'm an Uncle.
Post by: Knownot on August 02, 2007, 12:43:48 AM
Im a Godfather
honestly

If you do not believe I will make you an offer you can't refuse.
Title: Re: I'm an Uncle.
Post by: Dwarra? on August 02, 2007, 01:18:53 PM
My sister is an Aunt~
Title: Re: I'm an Uncle.
Post by: Mental on August 02, 2007, 01:37:45 PM
My grandfather is an uncle.
Title: Re: I'm an Uncle.
Post by: SirJackRex on August 02, 2007, 03:38:11 PM
I wish I was an uncle....
Title: Re: I'm an Uncle.
Post by: firerain on August 02, 2007, 06:09:16 PM
I'm an uncle, and I also have about 6 uncles...
Title: Re: I'm an Uncle.
Post by: Forty on August 02, 2007, 06:22:27 PM
Question, if my cousin has children, what does that make me to my cousin's kids?
Title: Re: I'm an Uncle.
Post by: SirJackRex on August 02, 2007, 06:28:22 PM
depending on what the cousin is, 1st cousin has kids, they would be your 2nd cousins, and so on, and so fourth.
Title: Re: I'm an Uncle.
Post by: Forty on August 02, 2007, 11:22:24 PM
Then I have alot of second cousins, but its going to be awhile before I am an uncle for I am the eldest child
Title: Re: I'm an Uncle.
Post by: SirJackRex on August 03, 2007, 01:01:19 AM
Quote from: Forcystus on August 02, 2007, 11:22:24 PM
Then I have alot of second cousins, but its going to be awhile before I am an uncle for I am the eldest child

Hahahaha

Also, I forgot to say congrats Arlen!
Title: Re: I'm an Uncle.
Post by: Moss. on August 03, 2007, 01:09:25 AM
Quote from: SirJackRex on August 03, 2007, 01:01:19 AM
congrats Arlen!
I can sleep now. :)
Title: Re: I'm an Uncle.
Post by: Kokowam on August 04, 2007, 11:33:14 AM
Did no one congratulate you? :9 Sorry... Congratulations, Sir Leber, if it means anything now.