I'm an Uncle.

[Moss.]

In 9 months.

[haloOfTheSun]

Awesome. I just recently became an uncle as well. 

[Moss.]

Awesome!

We are awesome uncles!

P.S. Welcome back, apparently, lol.

[Deliciously_Saucy]

I became an Aunty a few months, or possibly a year back. It's a shame I don't like children, in that way.

Congratulations, is it a b/g? Any names yet?

[Kokowam]

You guys are old... Anyways, my girlfriend will probably be an aunt in about... an year or so and I have a friend who is an aunt.

[Moss.]

I don't like children until they're socially coherent, and aren't just a fat mass of fatness that can't do anything but cry and crap/throw up all over you.


But yeah, we don't know if it's a boy or a girl. My sister broke the news to my mom by sending her a shirt that says "grandma" on it, haha.
So that's really all we know right now.

[Irock]

I thought it took 8 months for a baby to be born...<_<;

Congratulations.

[Mental]

I don't like children until they're socially coherent, and aren't just a fat mass of fatness that can't do anything but cry and crap/throw up all over you.


But yeah, we don't know if it's a boy or a girl. My sister broke the news to my mom by sending her a shirt that says "grandma" on it, haha.
So that's really all we know right now.

Thats probably the best way to break the news EVER.

[Moss.]

CORRECTION 7 months!

[Kokowam]

Well, it varies. >_> The baby won't be like "Okay, it's exactly 7 months since my parents had sex. Time to get out."

[Moss.]

Uh, actually, no it doesn't.

Well, okay, maybe it varies by, like ... a week, but generally, it's 9 months for, well, EVERYBODY, unless the baby is born prematurely or there's some complication.

lol, how old are you, Moo?



Doctors say predicted date of birth is March 8th, and she's already over 8 weeks pregnant.
7 months.
Hey, that adds up to (early) March (considering today is the last day of July)!

[Deliciously_Saucy]

lol, how old are you, Moo?

7 :3

[Kokowam]

Lol, you wish so you could have loli. I'm 13.

[Zeriab]

You don't have to be old to be an uncle/aunt.

[&&&&&&&&&&&&&]

My 16 year old brother and 13 year old sister are the uncle and aunt to a 17 year old...

[Deliciously_Saucy]

Incest...

[&&&&&&&&&&&&&]

Incest...

Mom 1   Dad   mom 2    dad2
          |         |             |
       son       son        me
          |
       son

[modern algebra]

Congratz. I've been an uncle too for about 3 months.

[The Shadow]

My friend is also uncle. His brother is 45, and he's 18, and his brother has a 9 year old son.

They have the same father, but not the same mother.

[Forty]

Good lord, how old is his dad?

[The Shadow]

Somewhere beetween 60-70 I think.

[Knownot]

Im a Godfather
honestly

If you do not believe I will make you an offer you can't refuse.

[Dwarra?]

My sister is an Aunt~

[Mental]

My grandfather is an uncle.

[SirJackRex]

I wish I was an uncle....