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Are you kosher?
Do you wear one of those black things... those hats... or whatever they are?
Quote from: Ferenn on July 07, 2007, 12:18:28 AM
Do you wear one of those black things... those hats... or whatever they are?
I think they are called yamicas* and I think you only where them at temple.
(* I bet I butchered that word!)
Do you feel offended by Borat?
Quote from: SirJackRex on July 07, 2007, 12:11:21 AM
Are you kosher?
No, humans aren't kosher to eat. So, none of us are.
However, I do keep moderately kosher.
Quote from: Ferenn on July 07, 2007, 12:18:28 AM
Do you wear one of those black things... those hats... or whatever they are?
A kippa? sometimes. They come in many different colors, and only really, really orthodox jews "blackhats" wear actual hats. Kippas (Yamulkes, a yiddush word), are what that catholic red hat thing is based off of.
Quote from: nets07 on July 07, 2007, 02:19:58 AM
Do you feel offended by Borat?
fuck no, he's hilarious! His humor is that he's making fun of people who are actually LIKE the character Borat, and he reveals people who, in this country, have ridiculous opinions.
Sacha Cohen is jewish, btw (actor who plays Borat)
Quote from: Lord Dante on July 07, 2007, 03:55:33 AM
Quote from: nets07 on July 07, 2007, 02:19:58 AM
Do you feel offended by Borat?
fuck no, he's hilarious! His humor is that he's making fun of people who are actually LIKE the character Borat, and he reveals people who, in this country, have ridiculous opinions.
Sacha Cohen is jewish, btw (actor who plays Borat)
I'm glad more people get it, it's annoying reading all of these articles about how bad it is.
Next question:
Are you cheap?
Quote from: SirJackRex on July 07, 2007, 04:09:26 AM
Quote from: Lord Dante on July 07, 2007, 03:55:33 AM
Quote from: nets07 on July 07, 2007, 02:19:58 AM
Do you feel offended by Borat?
fuck no, he's hilarious! His humor is that he's making fun of people who are actually LIKE the character Borat, and he reveals people who, in this country, have ridiculous opinions.
Sacha Cohen is jewish, btw (actor who plays Borat)
I'm glad more people get it, it's annoying reading all of these articles about how bad it is.
Next question:
Are you cheap?
ha. no, me personally?
no, f i have the money, I'll usually push it to he very limits. I am frugal though, and I don't spend all my money at once unless it' omthing I really want/need.
My dad and uncle, however, are another story :tpg:
Do you wanna grow a Rabbi Beard?
Quote from: Angelic_Diablo on July 07, 2007, 04:22:09 AM
Do you wanna grow a Rabbi Beard?
LOL.
Naw, I prefer a goatee, if anything. I dont really aspire to be a rabbi >.<
necroposted due to overwhelming numbers of new members who haven't, in fact, asked a jew.
How big is your nose?
So, what do jews do for christmas?
Do you have a pretty sister?
;D
Is your power level over 9000?
I still want to be informed of any hawt sisters.