WANNA BE AWESOME?WANNA SOME CHICKS FOR YOUR DICK?ASK ANNE!!!
ASK ANNE = FOLLOW HER ADVICE = WIN AT LIFE
;8 ;8 ;8 ;8 ;8 ;8 ;8 ;8 ;8 ;8 ;8 ;8 ;8 ;8 ;8
Anne, I'm secretly in love with you, what should I do? Omgz ;_____;
Quote from: Deliciously_Saucy on April 27, 2007, 01:21:48 PM
Anne, I'm secretly in love with you, what should I do? Omgz ;_____;
You can love me as much as you want but you could never have me
Dear Anne,
There is this guy who keeps insulting me, i praise him he insults, i don't say anything and he still insults! What should i do?
Yours untruly,
Fucked up guy who lives down your neighbourhood.
Dear Anne,
This nigger kid from africa border hopped to india and is now calling me the alaskin nigger. WHEN HE'S FROM AFRICA
what should I do?
GTFO NOOB.
that's the kid. :tpg:
I got your Alaskian Niggering Biodata.
Quote from: Nightwolf on April 27, 2007, 01:25:08 PM
Dear Anne,
There is this guy who keeps insulting me, i praise him he insults, i don't say anything and he still insults! What should i do?
Yours untruly,
Fucked up guy who lives down your neighbourhood.
Send him a bowl of cookies!If he refuses to eat it and continue to cuss you, force the cookies into his mouth, then when he starts choking, try to save him
in front of people to make you look good.That way, he will be embarrassed to insult you.
I have a real question now~ I have chronic insomnia, any relaxation methods to get me to sleep ;-; ? I normally prefer pills but I open to suggestion ;o;
Sure will Anee.
Quote from: Deliciously_Saucy on April 27, 2007, 01:33:20 PM
I have a real question now~ I have chronic insomnia, any relaxation methods to get me to sleep ;-; ? I normally prefer pills but I open to suggestion ;o;
Have sex.People usually fall asleep after having sex, am i right?So go have safe sex with somebody.
Dear godly greatest Anne
What do I do when I want to talk to you and you are not there?
Nothing is as magical without you. :(
Quote from: Ndi on April 27, 2007, 01:55:50 PM
Dear godly greatest Anne
What do I do when I want to talk to you and you are not there?
Nothing is as magical without you. :(
Only time could seperates us but memories could be eternal if it is immortalised into words or pictures.
Oh my, it's Ndi~
Anne, what is the answer for stage 3;
Stage one: Tuna
Stage two: Mudkip
Stage three: ??-??
Stage four: Profit!
Here's my question: who the fuck are you!? ;8
If a one hump camel makes a one hump poop, does a two hump camel make a two hump poop?
(plus rep to anyone who gets the reference. The sad, sad reference to a book I found at my grandmother's house.)
Quote from: Arrow-1 on April 27, 2007, 10:06:45 PM
If a one hump camel makes a one hump poop, does a two hump camel make a two hump poop?
(plus rep to anyone who gets the reference. The sad, sad reference to a book I found at my grandmother's house.)
Two hump camel would just make a large watery poop because the humps on the back of a camel used to store water.So,technically
If One hump camel = watery poop, then Two hump camel = more watery poop than One hump camel = watery poop
but im not really sure, i will ask my science teacher.
Surely you are not taking me seriously. ;___;
how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would
Quote from: Zypher on April 27, 2007, 11:44:40 PM
how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would
How a woodchuck chuck a would?Would is an auxiliary verb, dear.It would be impossible for a woodchuck, a beaver to chuck a verb!So,
Woodchuck cant chuck 'would', an auxiliary verb = No woods needed
Anne, I secretly love somebody, but she is a lesbian. And she only loves my sister.
You're in love with me ;8
No, my sister is 9, and you are neither a girl nor a pedophile
Are you sure?
Quote from: Dr_Sword on April 28, 2007, 12:45:50 AM
Anne, I secretly love somebody, but she is a lesbian. And she only loves my sister.
Too bad.You cant do anything.What is your definiton of love, by the way?Is love to you means possession?You should be happy that she is happy with your sister.You can make her happy to show you love her but please never force yourself on her...
yes please force yourself on me instead
im so roneryyyyyyyy
Anne, give us your complete history of your love life.
Any boys, any crushes, even any girls =o
Or if there is none, explain what your ideal partner would be like <3
Quote from: Silverline on April 28, 2007, 12:54:05 AM
Anne, give us your complete history of your love life.
Any boys, any crushes, even any girls =o
Or if there is none, explain what your ideal partner would be like <3
I have crushes on fictional characters but it is none of your business.My ideal partner is myself.
Quote from: secret7 on April 28, 2007, 12:59:44 AM
Quote from: Silverline on April 28, 2007, 12:54:05 AM
Anne, give us your complete history of your love life.
Any boys, any crushes, even any girls =o
Or if there is none, explain what your ideal partner would be like <3
I have crushes on fictional characters but it is none of your business.My ideal partner is myself.
You mean you'd like to masturbate? or you'd like to? :O
Also I can ban Dr_Sword and biohazard from your forum if you like =)
what the fuck is this :bean:
Quote from: Silverline on April 28, 2007, 01:09:52 AM
I can ban biohazard from your forum if you like =)
What the fuck. I have no idea who anyone is here anymore.
Quote from: GilgameshRO on April 28, 2007, 01:42:40 AM
what the fuck is this :bean:
A little guy who represents Chlorophyll in my Bio 3 notes, ala sprite.
Dear Anne,
Thank you for solving my insult guy problem. But i don't have the courage to stuff teh cookie and all! Plz tell me how do i face the fearzorz?
Your untruly
Fucked up guy who lives down your neighbourhood with a cookie.
Hey Anne, I have a friend /\ who is in the closet, as in he's attracted to men, what should I do to help him /\ realise he's only hurting himself by pretending he's/\ something he's/\ not?
Quote from: Deliciously_Saucy on April 28, 2007, 04:37:58 AM
Hey Anne, I have a friend /\ who is in the closet, as in he's attracted to men, what should I do to help him /\ realise he's only hurting himself by pretending he's/\ something he's/\ not?
I hate you <3
Quote from: Nightwolf on April 28, 2007, 04:32:54 AM
Dear Anne,
Thank you for solving my insult guy problem. But i don't have the courage to stuff teh cookie and all! Plz tell me how do i face the fearzorz?
Your untruly
Fucked up guy who lives down your neighbourhood with a cookie.
Just stuff it.dont do the stuffing openly because if something bad happens you wont want to end up in a jail
Quote from: Deliciously_Saucy
Hey Anne, I have a friend /\ who is in the closet, as in he's attracted to men, what should I do to help him /\ realise he's only hurting himself by pretending he's/\ something he's/\ not?
Shove a gay mag to him.that is the only way.or offer your butt.
Anna, I'm mad that tons of members are leaving....what should I do? :flash:
Like Blizzard.... ;9
Anne~ I have an uncontrollable urge to fap when I see ROPH's face, it's been like that ever since I was run over by a tractor, is there something wrong with me? Am I now classified as "mentally retarded"? Halp... ;o;
QUESTION:
Shouldn't this forum be "AWESOMELY ANNE OF HUMANNETY"?
Quote from: Mexneto on April 28, 2007, 06:50:56 AM
Anna, I'm mad that tons of members are leaving....what should I do? :flash:
Like Blizzard.... ;9
Grab a beer and live a good life.Friends come and go.You should go out and have fun like a man.
Quote from: HaloOfTheSun on April 28, 2007, 07:56:27 AM
QUESTION:
Shouldn't this forum be "AWESOMELY ANNE OF HUMANNETY"?
whatever.i always put Anne in Humanity and Awesome.
Quote from: Anonymous on April 28, 2007, 07:45:43 AM
Anne~ I have an uncontrollable urge to fap when I see ROPH's face, it's been like that ever since I was run over by a tractor, is there something wrong with me? Am I now classified as "mentally retarded"? Halp... ;o;
Yes, you are retarded.You have to go to hospital.You need hot nurses to rearrange your brains.ASAP
Quote from: secret7 on April 28, 2007, 06:09:25 AM
Quote from: Deliciously_Saucy
Hey Anne, I have a friend /\ who is in the closet, as in he's attracted to men, what should I do to help him /\ realise he's only hurting himself by pretending he's/\ something he's/\ not?
Shove a gay mag to him.that is the only way.or offer your butt.
USE OPTION 2.
Anne, how drunk would you have to be to make out with another woman? :*
Quote from: Deliciously_Saucy on April 28, 2007, 01:20:51 PM
Anne, how drunk would you have to be to make out with another woman? :*
How drunk would i have to be to make out with another woman?NEVER.IMPOSSIBLE.SHITTY.i could never drunk nor make out with women.
I think anne is coming onto you DS.
WHAT IS LOVE
ZYPHER DON'T HURT ME
ZYPHER DON'T HURT ME
NO MOAAR
If you hurt him, i'll pay you Zypher.
Quote from: GilgameshRO on April 28, 2007, 11:36:14 PM
I think anne is coming onto you DS.
I know <3
Soo cute ^_^
Wtf is this board ?
You people scare me.
Why did you delete my post when i asked what the hell this is about ::)
Quote from: Snailer on April 29, 2007, 10:30:24 AM
Wtf is this board ?
A world lost in translation yet it is understandable only to the chosen ones.
Characteristics of the chosen ones:
-Intelligent
-Literate
-Questionable sexuality
You have Questionable sexuality anne?
Quote from: secret7 on April 29, 2007, 02:35:19 PM
Quote from: Snailer on April 29, 2007, 10:30:24 AM
Wtf is this board ?
A world lost in translation yet it is understandable only to the chosen ones.
Characteristics of the chosen ones:
-Intelligent
-Literate
-Questionable sexuality
Wow, I'm totally in ^O^
LoL, your the only mod with 1 rep ;8
Oh and I'm in~ ^.~
Anne~ Is it wrong for me to abuse my mod powers in very funny situations?
Quote from: Deliciously_Saucy on April 29, 2007, 02:48:19 PM
Anne~ Is it wrong for me to abuse my mod powers in very funny situations?
Like what?Like when there is a guy posting a pic of himself naked and hairy, you edits it and add stupid image macros?No, it is perfectly fine.
You can abuse your power in any situations...BUT DO REMEMBER
NEVER SHIT WITH MY BOARD OR POSTS, OKAY?!!?!?!?!okay :V
Quote from: secret7 on April 29, 2007, 02:35:19 PM
-Intelligent
-Literate
-Questionable sexuality
Awesome, I can join!
I WANNA ASK ANNE. How do you act good to girls? Like what do they like?
Quote from: mastermoo420 on April 29, 2007, 09:27:38 PM
I WANNA ASK ANNE. How do you act good to girls? Like what do they like?
I have been asked this question countless time.Let me copypasta my quotes:
(i bold the important point of the quotes below)
Quote* secret7 is now known as TeacherLiteratureGreat
<TeacherLiteratureGreat> YA BITCH CAN'T RAEP PEOPLE LOLZ
<TeacherLiteratureGreat> BUT YA CAN RAEP ANY DICK I GUESS IF YA COOL.AND A GIRL LOL
<TeacherLiteratureGreat> ya bitches had to understand that cockteasing and making men horny is like offering your meat to a pack of shark.yo assfaggots too had to understand that bitches are fragile and gentle.they don't like rough dick
<TeacherLiteratureGreat> ya bitch ahd to use all yoru intellegence, i mean rly.it isn't hard to figure that raep van is hunting you.and ya faggots spermsacks too had to understand that self respect and gentle will give you vaginas in the end
<TeacherLiteratureGreat> GIVVE ME APPLE, YA BITCHES AND SPERM SACKS IF YOU LIKE YORU GREAT TEACHER
<TeacherLiteratureGreat> dear bitches and spermsacks, life is a yellow road thast spans milllion shakespeare life of everlasting goodness and rotten shit so yeah bitch
<TeacherLiteratureGreat> RIDE ON HIPPIE VAN I WOULD SAY IF YOU HAVE PROBLEMS, DEAR BITCHES AND SPERMSACKS
<TeacherLiteratureGreat> become hippie will solve everythin
<TeacherLiteratureGreat> eat VEGAN
<TeacherLiteratureGreat> MEDITATEW UNDER THE APPLE TREE
<TeacherLiteratureGreat> LOCK YOURSELF IN THE TOILET
<TeacherLiteratureGreat> and poop to detox
<TeacherLiteratureGreat> Detox is good for ya helath
<TeacherLiteratureGreat> throw away all shit
<TeacherLiteratureGreat> in the boldyh
<TeacherLiteratureGreat> make clean
<TeacherLiteratureGreat> ya know
<TeacherLiteratureGreat> guys
<TeacherLiteratureGreat> i am serious
<TeacherLiteratureGreat> read more books
<TeacherLiteratureGreat> and shit to detox
<TeacherLiteratureGreat> don't eat snacks
<TeacherLiteratureGreat> and don't attract raep van
<TeacherLiteratureGreat> as long you don't use the books to wipe your ass, your dirty bitch
the most important point of the quotes above is:
Quote from: TeacherLiteratureGreatya faggots spermsacks too had to understand that self respect and gentle will give you vaginas in the end
So
to understand girls, you had to be gentleman first.That is the only way.When you are gentle, they will be gentle and soft like shit, thats way their personality would be easy to be identified more.Never be a vagina vacuum jerk,k?
I.... understand, but that wasn't very lady-like. XP I'll go with you on that stuff, though. Thnx!
Quote from: mastermoo420 on April 29, 2007, 11:16:30 PM
I.... understand, but that wasn't very lady-like. XP I'll go with you on that stuff, though. Thnx!
That is my way answering men's question, okay?get over it.
Ok. Again, thanks for your help.
I disagree, I think that being a gentlemen gets you walked on and labeled as a friend. Be cocky.
ANNE
would you have sex with that "gackt" guy :3
Quote from: Silverline on April 29, 2007, 11:38:33 PM
ANNE
would you have sex with that "gackt" guy :3
WHAT..I WOULDNT HAVE SEX WITH ANYONE.WHY YOU RUINS THE THREAD WITH YOUR SEXUAL QUESTIONS..YOU REALLY NEED TO GET LAID.
Vagina Vaccuum. That's awesome.
Disgusting, too.
yeah, because vaginas are icky and have cooties :bean:
I would reply, but it would be inappropriate.
I dont understand men and probably never.
Men are simple: They love women. If they're Christian, they like God, too. Men are stupid. :hurr:
Quote from: mastermoo420 on April 30, 2007, 01:15:53 AM
Men are simple: They love women. If they're Christian, they like God, too. Men are stupid. :hurr:
THAT EXPLAINS LOTS OF THINGS THANKS
I fail to see how we are so hard to understand.. Do girls think we are being deep or something? Because most of us aren't. You read too much into us. Exept me, I am so deep! ;8
Quote from: biohazard on April 30, 2007, 11:49:38 AM
I fail to see how we are so hard to understand.. Do girls think we are being deep or something? Because most of us aren't. You read too much into us. Exept me, I am so deep! ;8
we read too much coz that is the way of women.IM IN UR BRAINZ,KILLIN UR SANITYYY!!!!!11
What does this mean:
There's an eggplant in my pastry.
Also: Do I like girls? idk!
Quote from: Kashii on April 30, 2007, 12:57:51 PM
What does this mean:
There's an eggplant in my pastry.
Also: Do I like girls? idk!
thats mean there is a vegetable known as eggplant in your pastry.Do get horny whenever you saw hot babes in lingerie?do you?if not you probably like men.
O no. I'm boring. Also : you like nips obviously~ since zomg no@nightwolfand omgidahudyess4lingerieboobs
WHY IS EVERYONE AFTER ME
WHAT DID I DO WRONG EXEPT A FEW MURDERS AND KIDNAPPS AND HIJACKS AND ALL.
IM SUCH A GOOD BOY WITH A GOOD HEART TO FUCK YOUR ASSES UP AND DOWN AND ALL AROUND.
I have a question for Anne...Are you my mother? =o
Quote from: Dark Angel Sion on May 02, 2007, 12:49:50 AM
I have a question for Anne...Are you my mother? =o
im not your mother.go check for AIDS and DNA
Quote from: secret7 on May 02, 2007, 12:52:37 AM
Quote from: Dark Angel Sion on May 02, 2007, 12:49:50 AM
I have a question for Anne...Are you my mother? =o
im not your mother.go check for AIDS and DNA
Can I bite u're Ear then? :-X :lol:
<secret7> Constipation?Is it a dynasty in Rome or a name of a Roman emperor?
Were you being serious here?
Quote from: Arrow-1 on May 02, 2007, 01:20:09 AM
<secret7> Constipation?Is it a dynasty in Rome or a name of a Roman emperor?
Were you being serious here?
at that time, yes.
Quote
Can I bite u're Ear then? :-X :lol:
no bite mexican poops instead.
Quote from: secret7 on May 02, 2007, 01:23:14 AM
Quote
Can I bite u're Ear then? :-X :lol:
no bite mexican poops instead.
;9 ok...*brings Salsa Instead*
You can bite my ear. :D
Quote from: mastermoo420 on May 02, 2007, 01:27:53 AM
You can bite my ear. :D
Err...I think i'll pass...I'll bite Saucy's instead >_>;;
Biting ears is code for hardcore anal sex. Tis true.
Question 2 for Anne:
What ish Anne's Favorite Beans? :=:
:bean: and :mex: XD
Quote from: Dark Angel Sion on May 02, 2007, 05:55:38 PM
Question 2 for Anne:
What ish Anne's Favorite Beans? :=:
i like fried tofu made from soya bean.
Mmm.... Tofu.... I don't know why some people don't like it.
I saw pictures of arrow1s peenor and suffered mental anguish from it. should I sue him for the damage?
Also, Anne, what do you find most attractive in a girl?
Quote from: Anonymous on May 03, 2007, 06:09:33 AM
I saw pictures of arrow1s peenor and suffered mental anguish from it. should I sue him for the damage?
Also, Anne, what do you find most attractive in a girl?
you should sue arrow1 for not putting a warning about his ugly penis photo.I find eyes are the most attractive future of a girl.
Are you religious Anne? =o
Also, do you like classical music? ^_^
Quote from: Deliciously_Saucy on May 03, 2007, 09:41:39 AM
Are you religious Anne? =o
Also, do you like classical music? ^_^
i dont know how religious i am but i stand with morals as my friend and guide.i like classical music.
Anne, in a simple non-philosophic view, what would your interpretation of the meaning of life be? Is it simply to exist, or is there more to it then a carnal, survivalist view?
Quote from: Deliciously_Saucy on May 04, 2007, 09:39:12 AM
Anne, in a simple non-philosophic view, what would your interpretation of the meaning of life be? Is it simply to exist, or is there more to it then a carnal, survivalist view?
Life is there because i want it.
OK here is an annoying question.
How can you fit ten horses into nine stables
l l l l l l l l l l (<-- stables) :P
Quote from: Shadow_Blade on May 04, 2007, 11:47:45 AM
OK here is an annoying question.
How can you fit ten horses into nine stables
l l l l l l l l l l (<-- stables) :P
you let two horses have sex in a stable and the rest of them goes to the eight stables.
Finally someone who has an answer that makes sense. :seafood:
Hurray for Anne.
Hurray
OH GOD OWNED.
Quote from: secret7 on May 04, 2007, 09:49:22 AM
Quote from: Deliciously_Saucy on May 04, 2007, 09:39:12 AM
Anne, in a simple non-philosophic view, what would your interpretation of the meaning of life be? Is it simply to exist, or is there more to it then a carnal, survivalist view?
Life is there because i want it.
So are you religious as in you believe in yourself? ??? :P
Quote from: secret7 on May 04, 2007, 11:51:35 AM
Quote from: Shadow_Blade on May 04, 2007, 11:47:45 AM
OK here is an annoying question.
How can you fit ten horses into nine stables
l l l l l l l l l l (<-- stables) :P
you let two horses have sex in a stable and the rest of them goes to the eight stables.
Lulz. (OMG! I've been starting to say "lulz" now. RMRK = BAD INFLUENCE)
heres one my friend asked me. If you were in the future and then traveled back in time and had sex with yourself is this masturbation
it's messed up but intercourse is intercourse
oh hey sup karlet7.
don't make me change my name again
alright you look like you dont wanna change your name again i'll see you around later karl
Quote
So are you religious as in you believe in yourself? ??? :P
yes.
Quote from: Shadow_Blade on May 04, 2007, 09:26:47 PM
heres one my friend asked me. If you were in the future and then traveled back in time and had sex with yourself is this masturbation
it is mutual masturbation
I asked a similar question when in science class, if you had sex with your clone ______? I think it would be, as mutual masturbation would just be a handjob. this is truly perplexing.
Quote from: Samurai Pizza Karl on May 10, 2007, 01:43:28 AM
i dont think anne is even old enough to know what an orgasm is...
Anne, do you know what an orgasm is?
What's the best way to relax?
Quote me again and I will lopp off your balls you fucking cock fuck. >:(
How did you know! :o
Quote from: Deliciously_Saucy on May 10, 2007, 09:17:32 AM
Anne, do you know what an orgasm is?
orgasm is things you get once in a month.it is a bloody event for women.tampons and sanitary pad stuff..you know.
Quote from: Black Shadow on May 10, 2007, 05:17:32 PM
What's the best way to relax?
relaxing in electronic massanger chair
Quote from: secret7 on May 11, 2007, 06:13:07 AM
Quote from: Deliciously_Saucy on May 10, 2007, 09:17:32 AM
Anne, do you know what an orgasm is?
orgasm is things you get once in a month.it is a bloody event for women.tampons and sanitary pad stuff..you know.
Um, that's a period, or menstrual cycle ><
Have a look on wikipedia for what an orgasm is =o
LOL, and i know what it is.
I think.
Anne,
i tried waiting for many days for that bully to appear but he isn't coming, does he know about my plan or something? Should i eat the cookies etc myself or should i wait?
Yours untruly
Fucked up guy who lives down the street with a cookie jar.
Actually Wiki is a horrible source on sexual exploration, much too unfriendly...
Try this instead; http://www.the-clitoris.com/n_html/masturb.htm this place seemed better, although it's dealing with masturbation more then a detail on the orgasm. Most places teach some horrible stereotypes on women and our sexuality, so make sure you visit the right places, this one seemed ok.
What's an ANNE ???
Your girlfriend.
Snailer couldn't afford a girlfriend
:burn:
Oh, he could afford her. He just wasn't able to pay the extra fee to learn her name, apparently.
Shame
Snailers got :burn:
STOP WITH THE BURNSAUCE. Also, Anne, what is the meaning of Spongebob? (Do not answer, Arrow, and please do not answer with Arrow's answer)
Make childrens unhappy. Spongebob is :kill:
Aha so thats an Anne :o
Quote from: mastermoo420 on May 11, 2007, 08:54:53 PM
STOP WITH THE BURNSAUCE. Also, Anne, what is the meaning of Spongebob? (Do not answer, Arrow, and please do not answer with Arrow's answer)
:burn: rules so please dont make me stop and the meaning of spongebob is entirely up to you although Anne probably disagrees
@Shadow_Blade- Annoying senior members using cheap, un-thought out burns with an over use of smilys isn't the best way to start out your forum life.
Moo isn't a senior member, though. He just posts way too much.
What's the meaning of life?
Quote from: Black Shadow on May 12, 2007, 11:50:17 AM
What's the meaning of life?
–noun
1. the condition that distinguishes organisms from inorganic objects and dead organisms, being manifested by growth through metabolism, reproduction, and the power of adaptation to environment through changes originating internally.
2. the sum of the distinguishing phenomena of organisms, esp. metabolism, growth, reproduction, and adaptation to environment.
3. the animate existence or period of animate existence of an individual: to risk one's life; a short life and a merry one.
4. a corresponding state, existence, or principle of existence conceived of as belonging to the soul: eternal life.
5. the general or universal condition of human existence: Too bad, but life is like that.
6. any specified period of animate existence: a man in middle life.
7. the period of existence, activity, or effectiveness of something inanimate, as a machine, lease, or play: The life of the car may be ten years.
8. a living being: Several lives were lost.
9. living things collectively: the hope of discovering life on other planets; insect life.
10. a particular aspect of existence: He enjoys an active physical life.
11. the course of existence or sum of experiences and actions that constitute a person's existence: His business has been his entire life.
12. a biography: a newly published life of Willa Cather.
13. animation; liveliness; spirit: a speech full of life.
14. resilience; elasticity.
15. the force that makes or keeps something alive; the vivifying or quickening principle: The life of the treaty has been an increase of mutual understanding and respect.
16. a mode or manner of existence, as in the world of affairs or society: So far her business life has not overlapped her social life.
17. the period or extent of authority, popularity, approval, etc.: the life of the committee; the life of a bestseller.
18. a prison sentence covering the remaining portion of the offender's animate existence: The judge gave him life.
19. anything or anyone considered to be as precious as life: She was his life.
20. a person or thing that enlivens: the life of the party.
21. effervescence or sparkle, as of wines.
22. pungency or strong, sharp flavor, as of substances when fresh or in good condition.
23. nature or any of the forms of nature as the model or subject of a work of art: drawn from life.
24. Baseball. another opportunity given to a batter to bat because of a misplay by a fielder.
25. (in English pool) one of a limited number of shots allowed a player: Each pool player has three lives at the beginning of the game.
–adjective
26. for or lasting a lifetime; lifelong: a life membership in a club; life imprisonment.
27. of or pertaining to animate existence: the life force; life functions.
28. working from nature or using a living model: a life drawing; a life class.
—Idioms
29. as large as life, actually; indeed: There he stood, as large as life. Also, as big as life.
30. come to life, a. to recover consciousness.
b. to become animated and vigorous: The evening passed, but somehow the party never came to life.
c. to appear lifelike: The characters of the novel came to life on the screen.
31. for dear life, with desperate effort, energy, or speed: We ran for dear life, with the dogs at our heels. Also, for one's life.
32. for the life of one, as hard as one tries; even with the utmost effort: He can't understand it for the life of him.
33. get a life, to improve the quality of one's social and professional life: often used in the imperative to express impatience with someone's behavior.
34. not on your life, Informal. absolutely not; under no circumstances; by no means: Will I stand for such a thing? Not on your life!
35. take one's life in one's hands, to risk death knowingly: We were warned that we were taking our lives in our hands by going through that swampy area.
36. to the life, in perfect imitation; exactly: The portrait characterized him to the life.
:o
That answered my whole life.
Quote from: Dodobutt on May 12, 2007, 11:08:10 AM
Moo isn't a senior member, though. He just posts way too much.
I think DS meant Snailer. And yes, I
do post way too much. -_-
Anne, what's a good topic for a game I should start? ;D
hey.. wait... I AM A SENIOR MEMBER !
Im like.. A RMRK Advanced arent I ?
I have been longer than Irockman and am not advanced !
So anne tell me why im not an advanced member, if you cant tell me ...
Tell me if I should go to sleep right now ?
You're not advanced because you need to be nominated and need to be uber at RPG maker. You should sleep. Anne possessed me to tell you these stuff.
RMRK Advance has nothing to do with how long you've been here, it has to do with your RM skills (I have no clue how good you are btw Snail).
Anne, now that you know what an orgasm is, have you ever had one?
But im like really really good with it, who do i need to contact( sorry for going oftopic ;9 )
Im gonna sleep now ;)
Anne im asking if you would like to answer DS's question ;8
Quote from: Deliciously_Saucy on May 13, 2007, 01:07:57 AM
RMRK Advance has nothing to do with how long you've been here, it has to do with your RM skills (I have no clue how good you are btw Snail).
Anne, now that you know what an orgasm is, have you ever had one?
i never have sex.and never plan to.
You don't have to have sex to have an orgasm =o
In fact, that would be a bad way to try and get one in my experience...
Quote from: Deliciously_Saucy on May 13, 2007, 12:32:38 PM
You don't have to have sex to have an orgasm =o
In fact, that would be a bad way to try and get one in my experience...
whatever.im not interested.kthxbye
Not interested in the absolute best physical feeling a human being can have? Okay, I see how its boring now ;8
Love is a much better feeling than orgasm.
Quote from: Dodobutt on May 13, 2007, 05:56:17 PM
Love is a much better feeling than orgasm.
Yeh, I'll agree with that, but I have some little blue pills that pwn the fuck out of love.
QuoteLove is a much better feeling than orgasm.
Agree.
Quote from: Dodobutt on May 13, 2007, 05:56:17 PM
Love is a much better feeling than orgasm.
Well, its the closest thing I'll ever get ;8
Why is the world flat?
Quote from: Black Shadow on May 13, 2007, 09:22:00 PM
Why is the world flat?
coz you're retarded.for fuck sake the world is not flat.it is sphere shaped.gawd
Why Im I retarded?
Quote from: Dodobutt on May 13, 2007, 05:56:17 PM
Love is a much better feeling than orgasm.
What if i love orgasms?_?
PROVE THAT YOUNG LADY.
(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.earthdayenergyfast.org%2FIMAGES%2Fearth.jpg&hash=be89ff234d07461d9194a5fa66ec3728aa25c984)
ARE YOU A YOUNG LADY! HUH HUH! DID I ASK YOU! DON;T MESS WITH ME YOU BITCH, IMA HURT YOU BIG TIME.
But what if I am a lady... ::) :o ???
THEN UD HAVE BOOZ.
One unserius question, and Im a retard. :o
How many wood could a penguin throw if a wood could throw penguins that love to eat their children (that's mean ;9)?
Quote from: nightwolf on May 14, 2007, 11:53:00 AM
Quote from: Dodobutt on May 13, 2007, 05:56:17 PM
Love is a much better feeling than orgasm.
What if i love orgasms?_?
if u love 'em so much why don't u marry 'em
How would you marry a feeling? O_o
ITS MORE THAN A FEEEELINGGGGG
Not by much... >_>
I THINK YOURE DREEEEAMIIIIING
DUN DUN DUN, DUH-DUH-DUN, DUN DUN DUN, DUN, DUN.
You're right. I must be dreaming. That's the only way Zypher could pose a proper argument.
Quote from: mastermoo420 on May 14, 2007, 07:19:16 PM
How many wood could a penguin throw if a wood could throw penguins that love to eat their children (that's mean ;9)?
wood cannot throw penguins(even the penguins eats their own children) so penguins cant throw woods.
I see... I must've gotten that wrong on my test, then.
If something was custom-made, could it be artificial, even with the rules of Blargh applied?
(That was a question to waste time as I think of a real one)
What is the square root of infinity?
Me.
Asking the square root of infinity is like asking the square root of a can of Pepsi. Infinity isn't a number boys and girls.
Wait, a can of pepsi isn't a number? Well there goes my math mark.
No "True Pepsi" is like infinity: just a concept.
You are walking on the street. You se an old lady fall on the road, and brokes her leg. What is the best thing to do in this situation?
Put her out of her misery.
Wouldn't it be better to take her to the hospital?
No, my way is faster and more humane.
Quote from: Black Shadow on May 16, 2007, 05:55:09 PM
You are walking on the street. You se an old lady fall on the road, and brokes her leg. What is the best thing to do in this situation?
helps her.and brings her to the hospital.you're a human, right?act like one so helps her
Dear Anne,
There's like this girl, and she like told my ex girl friend that she thinks she likes me, according to my ex girl friend, but I don't know if she's telling the truth. And I like this girl who supposedly thinks she likes me. I don't want to come up to her and randomly ask her. What do I do?
Sincerely, Irockman1
Quote from: Irock on May 18, 2007, 06:32:48 AM
Dear Anne,
There's like this girl, and she like told my ex girl friend that she thinks she likes me, according to my ex girl friend, but I don't know if she's telling the truth. And I like this girl who supposedly thinks she likes me. I don't want to come up to her and randomly ask her. What do I do?
Sincerely, Irockman1
do the guy 's thing.i meant flirt with her and shows you have interest in her, then watch her reactions.if the reaction is positive then she really likes you.
Anne, what signs should I be watching from you to know when to ask you out? ;D
dear anne, long time reader firs time writer! My question...
What kind of hairdos do girls like on guys?
Quote from: Deliciously_Saucy on May 20, 2007, 07:11:08 AM
Anne, what signs should I be watching from you to know when to ask you out? ;D
it is impossible.im undateable, saucy.sorry
Quote from: TeaBag on May 20, 2007, 07:13:43 AM
dear anne, long time reader firs time writer! My question...
What kind of hairdos do girls like on guys?
simple hairdos.not too funky and not too prude hairstyles is nice.personally, i hate men who didnt brush their hair.
How can we be like you?
Should I do something special to my mother, since her treatment is over in 3 weeks? I want to buy her a cake, but Im not sure...
What should I do with my problematic big brother who runs outta control and can never say no? ;9
Quote from: Ferenn on May 21, 2007, 08:41:46 PM
What should I do with my problematic big brother who runs outta control and can never say no? ;9
run away from him.asap.that is the only legal way.i can show you the other ways but my method mostly illegal.
Quote from: mastermoo420 on May 21, 2007, 08:00:47 PM
How can we be like you?
seriously being yourself is the best.individuality makes the world more interesting.
Quote from: Black Shadow on May 21, 2007, 08:40:59 PM
Should I do something special to my mother, since her treatment is over in 3 weeks? I want to buy her a cake, but Im not sure...
sure you can buy her a cake as long it wont harm her.in my opinion, your presence beside her is the best gift a son/daughter could ever give.
should the cake have a stick of dynamite in it like the cartoons
Quote from: secret7 on May 20, 2007, 03:09:17 AM
Quote from: Irock on May 18, 2007, 06:32:48 AM
Dear Anne,
There's like this girl, and she like told my ex girl friend that she thinks she likes me, according to my ex girl friend, but I don't know if she's telling the truth. And I like this girl who supposedly thinks she likes me. I don't want to come up to her and randomly ask her. What do I do?
Sincerely, Irockman1
Irockman? Girls? LULZ!!!
Dear Anne,
Where do you recommend guys should take girls on a first date?
Not to movies. XD How far would a girl for a guy?
A sleezy motel!
you goofballs, I'm asking Anne! She'll probably recommend something incredibly unique
Quote from: TeaBag on May 22, 2007, 02:27:40 PM
Dear Anne,
Where do you recommend guys should take girls on a first date?
theater...go to theater.but dont go watch movies in cinema.theater is more classy.
Anne, my sleeping medication isn't working, should I increase it past the prescribe dose and mix it with alcohol to get it working again?
Quote from: Deliciously_Saucy on May 23, 2007, 11:46:26 AM
Anne, my sleeping medication isn't working, should I increase it past the prescribe dose and mix it with alcohol to get it working again?
ABANDON ALL THE SLEEPING DRUGS
it is bad and the worst way to get sleep.learn to meditate and abandon caffeine and alcohol.having a nice warm bath in the middle of night is therapeutic and could induce sleepiness.and when you cant sleep, dont stay in your bed.try to do some activities.
and i heard after-sex is a good way to make you sleepy...
Quote from: secret7 on May 24, 2007, 10:50:45 AM
and i heard after-sex is a good way to make you sleepy...
Hey SAucy, if you can't get sleep then i'm always free.
:P
Quote from: secret7 on May 24, 2007, 10:50:45 AM
ABANDON ALL THE SLEEPING DRUGS
it is bad and the worst way to get sleep.learn to meditate and abandon caffeine and alcohol.having a nice warm bath in the middle of night is therapeutic and could induce sleepiness.and when you cant sleep, dont stay in your bed.try to do some activities.
and i heard after-sex is a good way to make you sleepy...
Wow, good advice, it's what all my shrinks agree with too~ On a side note, I did double up on my dose and it was freaky as hell, my mind was fully awake but it was like my body had some type of paralysis, not nice... I'm just starting to not feel the effects of it... Good advice tho
I desided to miss the pills tonight and just get drunk.
Good choice ;). Sex, yes. Orgasm, specifically.
Dear Anne.
It has been a stressfull week. what's the best way to relax after a week like this.
Quote from: Black Shadow on May 24, 2007, 08:42:42 PM
Dear Anne.
It has been a stressfull week. what's the best way to relax after a week like this.
while watching your fav anime, put on a relaxing mask.scent plays important role too so lit scented candles.and take a nice warmth bed.
Is english your first language?
Should I get a job for summer even though I'd really just want to relax and escape reality?
Quote from: biohazard on May 25, 2007, 12:03:39 PM
Is english your first language?
no.obviously.
Quote from: Ferenn on May 25, 2007, 12:11:10 PM
Should I get a job for summer even though I'd really just want to relax and escape reality?
if you really in need of money...well, you should get a summer job.otherwise, just relax at home.
And what will he do relaxing home whence in need of money?
What do you believe perfection is? Perfection in any way as in perfection of life, perfection of being a good person, etc.
Quote from: Jae Young on May 25, 2007, 07:35:29 PM
What do you believe perfection is? Perfection in any way as in perfection of life, perfection of being a good person, etc.
I dont believe in perfection but i believe in perfectionism.The desire to be perfect had helps us, the human to grow and become modern.
Anne, do you ride the E train?
Quote from: Kate on May 29, 2007, 10:34:55 AM
Anne, do you ride the E train?
what is e train?
Ecstasy :)
What is 5x76/754+476x5674-474x756/75+4574/74575-474/7474+57576x0?
What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Quote from: Kate on May 29, 2007, 03:38:00 PM
Ecstasy :)
I dont take drugs
Quote from: Black Shadow on May 29, 2007, 09:04:58 PM
What is 5x76/754+476x5674-474x756/75+4574/74575-474/7474+57576x0?
2 696 046.58 im not sure if it is a right answer.
Quote from: Chris on May 29, 2007, 09:27:05 PM
What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
nothing
Nothing?? ?? ?? That's odd... You are one of a kind.
Quote from: Black Shadow on May 29, 2007, 09:04:58 PM
What is 5x76/754+476x5674-474x756/75+4574/74575-474/7474+57576x0?
2 696 046.58 im not sure if it is a right answer.
It's 0. Look at the end of it.
ahha, so obvious :D. What is the best way to ask someone to start going out with you?
Dear Anne,
I have a new business idea I would like to develop.
I discovered that by combining chocolate and cheese,
you get a very tasty treat. What do you think of this?
Also, what is the best way to realize my dream?
tbb :P wut?
Quote from: Rasse on May 30, 2007, 12:17:47 PM
I discovered that by combining chocolate and cheese,
you get a very tasty treat.
You're a great deal behind the rest of the world.
Anne, I have a friend who needs to lose weight but she's not aware of it, let's just call her A-B.R for short, how would I go about telling her without hurting her feelings?
Yeah, she can't say 'IM FRIGGIN FAT'
"FRIEND" :V, lolz jk don't kill me plz