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Title: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: Forty on March 13, 2007, 06:54:16 PM

To find a complete description, look here. http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Soviet_Russia (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Soviet_Russia)

In Soviet Russia, toilet flushes YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, party finds YOU!!

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: Link on March 13, 2007, 06:59:55 PM

In Soviet Russia, Bricks builds YOU!!

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: Moss. on March 13, 2007, 07:12:08 PM

This joke stopped being funny in 1896.

In Soviet Russia, joke stops being funny in 1896 for you!

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: biohazard on March 13, 2007, 07:13:44 PM

In Soviet Russia, Biohazard confuses you!

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: Blizzard on March 13, 2007, 07:32:20 PM

Read my sig.

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: biohazard on March 13, 2007, 09:52:02 PM

In soviet russia, blizzard's sig reads everyone!

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: Dwarra? on March 13, 2007, 09:53:46 PM

In Russia, whore pays YOU!

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: Irock on March 13, 2007, 09:57:16 PM

In soviet Russia food eats YOU!

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: Dwarra? on March 13, 2007, 09:59:09 PM

In America, YOU eat food!

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: Blizzard on March 13, 2007, 10:05:23 PM

In Russia thread posts YOU!

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: Irock on March 13, 2007, 10:08:54 PM

In Russia wife does YOU!

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: Lominisio on March 13, 2007, 10:09:17 PM

In Russia computers use YOU!

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: Irock on March 13, 2007, 10:29:38 PM

In Russia down sits YOU!
(whatever that means)

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: Blizzard on March 13, 2007, 10:31:53 PM

In Russia Photoshop makes digital art in YOU!

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: biohazard on March 13, 2007, 11:27:59 PM

In russia zombies shoot you!

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: Arrow on March 13, 2007, 11:58:24 PM

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Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: biohazard on March 14, 2007, 01:03:57 AM

In Soviet Russia, posting stops you!

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: Forty on March 14, 2007, 02:24:53 AM

In Soviet Russia, horse rides YOU!!!

Oh and by the way Arrow1, this is spam, so no one cares

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: Irock on March 14, 2007, 02:32:31 AM

In Russia RPG makes YOU!

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: Dwarra? on March 14, 2007, 02:36:28 AM

In Russia, Topic spams YOU!

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: Irock on March 14, 2007, 02:41:45 AM

In Russia...
[spoiler]penis faps you![/spoiler]

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: Arrow on March 14, 2007, 02:55:13 AM

Quote from: Forcystus on March 14, 2007, 02:24:53 AM
In Soviet Russia, horse rides YOU!!!

Oh and by the way Arrow1, this is spam, so no one cares

Don't lecture me.

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: Deliciously_Saucy on March 14, 2007, 02:55:34 AM

http://rmrk.net/index.php/topic,13809.0.html ;8

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: haloOfTheSun on March 14, 2007, 03:22:24 AM

I see that in my absence we have not yet had a shortage of morons.

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: Moss. on March 14, 2007, 03:27:01 AM

A wild HaloOfTheSun appears!

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: Nightwolf on March 14, 2007, 03:43:26 AM

In Soviet Russia, Blizzard does every fucking thing possible to YOU.
Thats why i never went there.

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: Blizzard on March 14, 2007, 11:51:13 AM

HaloOfTheSun has escaped.

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: Roph on March 14, 2007, 11:54:12 AM

I really don't see what's so funny about it. Lamest meme ever.

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: Arrow on March 14, 2007, 12:12:08 PM

FUCK HE GOT AWAY AND I WAS GONNA USE AN MASTERBALL!!!!!1!!!!!!

1

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: Blizzard on March 14, 2007, 12:22:04 PM

Quote from: Arrow-1 on March 14, 2007, 12:12:08 PM
AN MASTERBALL!!!!!1!!!!!!

Arrow-11111oneone

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: Arrow on March 14, 2007, 01:31:25 PM

:tpg:;D;8

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: zxm on March 14, 2007, 05:31:45 PM

Quote from: Silverline on March 14, 2007, 11:54:12 AM
I really don't see what's so funny about it. Lamest meme ever.

it didn't need to have its own topic.

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: Forty on March 14, 2007, 07:23:07 PM

What have I done???
(sobs uncontrollably) (pause)
Oh well...
In Russia, sandwich makes YOU!!!
In Russia, credit card charges YOU!!!
In Russia, Forcystus beats up YOU!!!

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: Forty on March 16, 2007, 01:37:14 PM

HAHAHAHA!!! I WILL LOCK MY OWN TOPIC!!!

Only for good measure though

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: Blizzard on March 16, 2007, 04:09:10 PM

Whoops... I unlocked this... (^__^')

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: biohazard on March 16, 2007, 04:46:05 PM

I hate forcy, relock it.

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: Blizzard on March 16, 2007, 04:49:44 PM

In Russia I force YOU to lock the topic.

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: biohazard on March 16, 2007, 04:50:49 PM

I soviet russia I will give you mod powers?

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: Blizzard on March 16, 2007, 04:54:27 PM

In Russia this topic revives YOU!

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: biohazard on March 16, 2007, 10:58:25 PM

In soviet russia this meme hates you!

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: Nightwolf on March 17, 2007, 03:21:23 AM

In Soviet Russia, Emo Guys cut YOU

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: zxm on March 17, 2007, 03:23:00 AM

Quote from: nightwolf on March 17, 2007, 03:21:23 AM
In Soviet Russia, Emo Guys cut YOU

LOL

Title: ~
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on March 17, 2007, 04:20:52 AM

Just... stop the russia jokes. They aren't funny.

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: Nightwolf on March 17, 2007, 04:35:10 AM

I know, thats why i like to tease blizzard, by mockin n fockin him

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: Blizzard on March 17, 2007, 02:07:03 PM

In Russia, Russian Reversals get sick of YOU!

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: Nightwolf on March 17, 2007, 02:28:55 PM

THIS JOKES ARE SO SILLY, BUT FUN

In Soviet Russia, headphones put on YOU!

Thats why i never go there, too dangerous :=

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: Holkeye on March 17, 2007, 03:25:30 PM

In Soviet Russia, they threaten America with nuclear missiles.

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: Blizzard on March 17, 2007, 09:39:49 PM

I lol'd!

In Russia, the U.S. threaten YOU with a nuclear strike.

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: biohazard on March 18, 2007, 01:06:18 AM

In Soviet Russia, bread creates Jesus!

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: Arrow on March 18, 2007, 05:58:19 AM

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Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: Holkeye on March 18, 2007, 09:05:29 AM

That's a pretty gay cartoon.

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: zxm on March 18, 2007, 09:11:23 AM

Doug is a bitch.
Pattie is a bitch.

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: Nightwolf on March 18, 2007, 11:48:54 AM

THEY BOTH ARE BITCHES..YAAAAAAAAY.

I NO GRAMMAR BETTAR THAN U NO GRAMMAR

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on March 18, 2007, 02:25:57 PM

Quote from: Julie
I'd rather get raped up the ass then listen to country.

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: Forty on March 19, 2007, 05:24:44 PM

Ok, nbdy yell at me, i DID lock this topic. And biohazard...why man, why do u hate me...

And now... give me :moar:

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: Link on March 20, 2007, 07:12:01 PM

In Soviet Russia God worships YOU!

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: Forty on March 20, 2007, 11:35:50 PM

In Soviet Russia, beer drunk on YOU!!!

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: Kokowam on March 20, 2007, 11:42:00 PM

Lol. This getting started again? XP

In Soviet Russia, poop makes YOU!

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: haloOfTheSun on March 21, 2007, 12:16:49 AM

Are you guys done being not funny now?

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: Kokowam on March 21, 2007, 12:23:52 AM

Yes, I'm sorry, master ;9

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: Arrow on March 21, 2007, 12:44:29 AM

In soviet russia, Arrow gets ass kicked by YOU for making stupid joke.

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: Kokowam on March 21, 2007, 12:58:53 AM

If that was directed to me, I wasn't making a joke. ><

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: Arrow on March 21, 2007, 01:50:01 AM

Not you...the topic in general really. Sorry.

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: Dwarra? on March 21, 2007, 01:56:27 AM

In Russia, I rape HALO

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: Holkeye on March 21, 2007, 03:46:02 AM

In Halo, You rape everything.

ROFL

[spoiler](In Soviet Russia, floor rolls on you.)[/spoiler]

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on March 21, 2007, 03:55:09 AM

in ::) this :=: :D 's YOU!

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: Blizzard on March 21, 2007, 02:22:18 PM

Quote from: HaloOfTheSun on March 21, 2007, 12:16:49 AM
Are you guys done being not funny now?

In Russia jokes are not being funny in doing YOU!

...

:-\

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: Forty on March 21, 2007, 07:41:29 PM

I had attempted to lock...but since Blizzard likes it so much...

In Soviet Russia, fire puts out YOU!!!

And now...I lock it AGAIN!!! :hurr:

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: Holkeye on March 21, 2007, 10:48:18 PM

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
In Soviet Russia,
Poem reads You!

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: Kokowam on March 21, 2007, 11:06:49 PM

That was pretty smart... :o

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on March 21, 2007, 11:59:10 PM

In soviet russia, nobody laughs at these jokes either.

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: biohazard on March 22, 2007, 12:01:34 AM

in soviet russia, Fu thinks everyone is annoying ;8

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on March 22, 2007, 12:02:49 AM

Quote from: Masturbarney on March 22, 2007, 12:01:34 AM
in soviet russia, Fu thinks everyone is annoying ;8

That's Ironic, because I actually do think that.

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: biohazard on March 22, 2007, 12:04:00 AM

How sure are you that you aren't in soviet russia?

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: Holkeye on March 22, 2007, 12:11:40 AM

In Soviet Russa, a douche bag is Fu.

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on March 22, 2007, 12:22:40 AM

I'm only a douche bag? I'm aiming for massive asshole.

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: Arrow on March 22, 2007, 12:26:40 AM

Quote from: Holkeye on March 21, 2007, 10:48:18 PM
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
In Soviet Russia,
Poem reads You!

WIN.

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: Holkeye on March 22, 2007, 12:29:51 AM

You aren't a massive asshole though. You're just a leaky douche bag.

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on March 22, 2007, 12:31:05 AM

I obviously must try harder.

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: Nightwolf on March 22, 2007, 02:34:07 PM

In Soviet Russia, Blizzard is more intelligent than YOU're dog,.

LOL
err on topic

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, SILVERLINE ADMINISTRATES YOU!.

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on March 22, 2007, 04:41:03 PM

The U.S.S.R. hasn't exsisted in HOW long? Come on, thats like half the reason these jokes aren't funny. Read a news paper dammit.

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: biohazard on March 22, 2007, 08:54:00 PM

In Soviet Russia, news paper reads YOU!

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: cobragamer on March 22, 2007, 10:04:00 PM

In russia babies birth you

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: Forty on March 22, 2007, 10:57:40 PM

/\ Took mine ;9
In Russia, cofee drink YOU!!!

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on March 23, 2007, 01:21:31 AM

:nono:

Damn you all.....

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: Blizzard on March 23, 2007, 09:30:33 AM

Actually it's not "in Soviet Russia", but just "in Russia". ::)

In Russia Fu gets annoyed by YOU!

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: Nightwolf on March 23, 2007, 11:24:17 AM

LOL.

IN Russia detectives read about YOU.

in their suspects book.

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: Forty on March 23, 2007, 02:27:55 PM

DONT SHAME ME, I LOCKED FORUM, BLIZZARD UNLOCKED IT
In Russia, chicken eat YOU!!!

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: .:Pyroken Serafoculus:. on March 23, 2007, 04:55:20 PM

In Russia, Uncle Sam want YOU!!!

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on March 24, 2007, 12:01:42 AM

Quote from: ___________________ on March 23, 2007, 01:21:31 AM
:nono:

Damn you all.....

Quote from: Blizzard on March 23, 2007, 09:30:33 AM
Actually it's not "in Soviet Russia", but just "in Russia". ::)

In Russia Fu gets annoyed by YOU!

I think the timing on that was almost perfect.

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: Forty on March 24, 2007, 02:12:14 AM

Well...It would be unfair if I locked this now...

MUHAHAHAHA!!! I AM OF EVIL ORGINS!!!

Title: Re: How to write in Soviet Russian
Post by: Blizzard on March 24, 2007, 03:14:59 PM

In Russia this topic is boring and gets locked by YOU!

...

Argh! That's DOESN'T happen in Russia...

:B

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