Post the dumbest things that have happened to you here.
When I was 11 I got kicked out of a bed and matress store for ripping a tag off of a matress.
Me coming into this thread or thinking I could breath underwater when I was 13. >.>
Quote from: Lominisio on February 25, 2007, 06:20:49 AM
Me coming into this thread or thinking I could breath underwater when I was 13. >.>
How did I know someone would say "me coming into this thread"?
I made a halfcourt shot for the other team ;_;
I had sex with Amanda.
LOL
I came home after school one day, and ran down my hallway, jumped onto my bed, rolled across it, hit the wall beneath my window sill on the other end, and fell to the ground beneath it.
I was 15. :-\
I once thought there was jamacian people.....
Because of Parkinsons
Cut my finger in a fan when i was 7.
Oh heres a good one.
I smoked so much pot I threw up one time.
Quote from: Arrow-1 on February 25, 2007, 03:18:21 PM
I came home after school one day, and ran down my hallway, jumped onto my bed, rolled across it, hit the wall beneath my window sill on the other end, and fell to the ground beneath it.
I was 15. :-\
I tried to do this again recently...on purpose.
NO WONDER YOURE MAD.
I thought blizzard loved me lol.
ok ok jk.
Once when i was 6, i saw this toy story type movie, in which stufies come alive, but they were evil, so when i opened my stuff toys cupboard(which i still have maintained, because theyre..err...cute..i mean MANLY STUFF TOYS, cmon i gotta sensitive side too XD) so yeah, i opened the cupboard, it was messy(i dumped them bfore going, one over the other) so one of them slid and came forward and i was like, "OOOOH CHIMPU IS ALIVE AAA!!!!!"
and then when i think bout it im like
lol wtf, this is all arrow's fault.
went into a canal on my bike or blowing up my computer.... or stabbing my hand with a scrwdriver when i was 7
I have to think on this one .. :-\
My most stupid must have been really stupid cuz i erased it from my memory's
I don't know if this fits but...
My BF and I were screwing in the girls bathroom at the nearby park today, and some Track and Field girls come in after he cums and so we're stuck in the stall FOREVER, him standing on the toilet seat so they don't see his feet and me with my pants down.
Sounds like something you'll probably remember for a while, heh.
(You are EVERYWHERE! :o)
Yeah, I don't think we'll be doing it again, even if he BEGS.
Once a guy that I liked was interested in my best friend. My BEST BEST FRIEND.
Happened twice. Such bull.
so i think that situation will happen again with kai
so the stupidest thing ive got is trying to jump a mud puddle and well lets say that jaket didnt make it home..
Quote from: KaireiIsORANGE on February 28, 2007, 12:21:07 AM
I don't know if this fits but...
My BF and I were screwing in the girls bathroom at the nearby park today, and some Track and Field girls come in after he cums and so we're stuck in the stall FOREVER, him standing on the toilet seat so they don't see his feet and me with my pants down.
lol
i was in the USA and i wanted to make a jew joke, Because of southpark etc etc so i walked into up to a radom guy and make a jew joke, he hit me and then threw me into a garbage can. This was when i was 18 i now lothe jews even though my girlfriends brother is like buhdast
~OMG KAIREI, I can't believe you told them that!
Not THE stupist time I did something, but once me and Yukimora were in a park a couple years ago and we found a field hockey stick. So I was like, "Friggin Sweet, let's try to see who can dodge it the best!" Well, let's just say their might still be a tumor on Yukimora's ankle.
THis conversation is getting better and better, Yesterday i tried jump from my roof to my pool, i didn't know that the pool was empty (at the time)
I used to Gymnastics...
And I went to go and do the Vault apparatus...
I ran the track leading to the Vault...
Abnd I forgot to jump and ran straight into it...
I was winded badly...
Last night I pured straight BBQ sauce into my mouth...
And tried to swallow it...
I threw up...
It was foul man...
So bad!!!
When i was in primary school a girl asked me out but i didnt hear her and i was talking to my friend he asked me a question and i said yes to him and she though i said yes to her a week later she asked me to go somewhere with her i said OH GOD NO GET AWAY FROM ME! she then slapped me and said im dumped. ;8
This probably isn't the dumbest thing ever, but I stapled my thumb two days ago.
Another good one, I accedentally said fuck on my radio show. Nobody caught me apparently, because it was never mentioned after I did that. I'm surpised Ed or Mark didn't get pissed. :-\
You have...a radio show?
garlic bread randomly appeard half baked in my toaster....when i nvr even had garlic bread in there b4
My buddy yelled out, "HOLK," and when I turned around a frisbee hit me in the nose.
SGBX has a radio show? And why would you something as personal as that, Kareri? Nice story, though :D Oh, and grafikal... You're so lucky! Free garlic bread! Lol. That's cool... And ouch for Holk :P
My dumb things... a couple of them.
1) Trying to staple a stack of papers and stapling my index finger instead.
2) Running into a glass screen thingy.
3) Playing basketball and having the ball hit me on the head
4) Tripping over myself at one time (sometimes I have bad coordination :P)
When I was little I used to walk to the mall, and there was construction along a shortcut my friends and I would take. I stepped in mud, and my whole foot and half of my leg sank in. When I got to the mall, I had to wash my shoe and pants off in the bathroom sink. It was pretty hilarious.
Oh! I remember one more. Holk's reminded me of mine. Okay... I was by a creek with my friend's when I saw a patch of land. Look solid, good. I jump down and it was like super duper mud. It felt like landing in a bunch of dookie and I sank all the way to my ankles/a little above. My friend jumped in later because she's just stupid >_> Then I washed off the poop-like stuff in the creek and then my shoes got all heavy :P
I fell into a pond at daylight in a park last year during my nieces birthday XD
falling into ponds is always fun unless they have that green plant stuff onto, then its annoying cus i gotta get it all off.
It did -.- The pond was up to my waist and over... I was wearing my best T-Shirt too :'(
yeah but when it goes over your head i looked like a deformed monster
The dumbest thing that ever happened to me... hmm... big competition there =P
Quote from: Irockman1 on March 30, 2007, 09:45:07 PM
You have...a radio show?
Yes, it's the Headbangers Den. I don't mntion it much, actually I'll be amazed if any one finds qouted of me talking about it.
QuoteYes, it's the Headbangers Den. I don't mntion it much, actually I'll be amazed if any one finds qouted of me talking about it.
I found a quote of you talking about it!! ^_^ Go me!!
Wow... very nice dumb things here. ;D
The dumbest thing that happened to me was years ago, when I was like 11 or so.
I received a game with darts so my cousin and I decided to try it... only in a different way.
"Let's throw darts at each other feet and dodge them!" :o
How can I say this.... I laugh all the time I see my scar in my left foot. (shouldn't be wearing sandals)
Actually, I have another story with darts! I have a small fish pond at home.
So, my cousin and I (again ;8 ) tried another game
"Let's throw darts at the fish and see them dodge them!"
We got grounded for having pierced one of the fish... it didn't make it. :tpg:
I keep running into walls O_o
It doesn't even hurt O_o
I was climbing a tree, and saw a branch from the corner of my eye, reached for it, and it wasn't there... I fell and impailed my self on a fence pushing my coller bone up to my chin (dislocated and broken)
I was alone, and hanging from the fence...
I had to lift my-self off the fence, I was 14 at the time... It hurt, I didn't pass out, or cry... I was very dizzy... I went home, my Mum took one look at me and rushed me to Hozzy...
I stopped climbing tree's after that... I am not an Ewok !!!
I got run over by a three year old on an ATV, and he wasn't even wearing a helmet!
Ok, well, if anyone has ever played Tom Clanceys Splinter Cell series you probably know that you can do a wall split to hide above ground and drop down on your enemy...
Well, I tried doing that at my friends house. I was waiting for him to come up the stairs when... BANG, one foot goes through one wall and the other foot through the other wall. Then when I got myself out I fell down the stairs and broke the hand rail.
I felt pretty retarded.
I've actually walked into the door while I was opening it.
That one is always happening to me.
I reach for the door knob, I think I turned it, but end up running face first into the door.
What sux the worst is that I usually run at the door and end up crashing really hard.
This happens pretty frequently though.
I was 8, and i was playing with a lighter. I decided it would be fun to set my kitten on fire, ergo, i had to cut burnt hair off of my kitten. when my mom got home she grounded me, and then i spent three months doing chores to pay for the vet bills.
The worst part is that the kitten was fine, it didn't even notice its tail was on fire.
Idiot ;8
Well... I can't talk...
God, poor animals. I killed my fish, ghermination burnt the fur off his kitten... ;D
My avatar is about to shoot itself...
Hmm... Mine would have to be i made out with a girl once... then 5 minutes after i made out with her brother, it was a funny thing to happen when your stoned/drunk.
...Not even drugs make you gay...
Well, I caught a crawdad. And I put a bibigun up to it's throat, and I shot it. The bullet went through and hit my friend on the other side, in the face.
Well, Shadowdude, that pretty much beats the record. ;8 ;8 ;8
Long live the Alcohol!!!
Dr_Swordpolis, nice one too. ;D
Quote from: Dr_Swordopolis on April 14, 2007, 09:51:08 PM
...Not even drugs make you gay...
Well, I caught a crawdad. And I put a bibigun up to it's throat, and I shot it. The bullet went through and hit my friend on the other side, in the face.
Im bisexual. it was just funny to see them argue over me cus i was stoned and drunk
I was doing my homework and all of a sudden the pencill went up my nose
I was born...
I once Deleted 6 pages of coursework, it pissed me off cus it was due the next day.
That's not dumb... it's plain stupid =P
ROFL, yup... was annoying though
I leaned back to talk to a girl in the desk behind me, while holding the pencil in my hand, and I put my hand down on her desk, and jammed about half a cm of pencil into my palm.
Quote from: biohazard on April 15, 2007, 10:29:33 PM
I leaned back to talk to a girl in the desk behind me, while holding the pencil in my hand, and I put my hand down on her desk, and jammed about half a cm of pencil into my palm.
Ouchie
Heres a dumb one, recently I thought it would be okay to gte one of those updates from Compaq that my comp bothers me about, well I did, and it fucked me over hard. Now I have to back up alot of stuff then wipe my comp, its running THAT messed up because of the update.
That really sucks. I hate loosing all the work lool
Well, today I leaned back in my chair while waiting for the computer to load something, and didn't realize I had turned the chair to the right (the chair-back was at my left) so I fell back! :tpg:
Watching spider-man
I could have gone to jail for defrauding a charitable institute...
Wtf,why is this thread here? IT's not even a game!
though it;s nice to imagine arrow bangin a wall.