The RPG Maker Resource Kit

Yes. It's a story...with no ending. rules are.

1) must be a different poster (Example i post this post but i must wait after the next poster's part story.)
2) Can be any characters (Yes even Sephiroth.) or a made up character
3) minium is 10 sentence, max is inf.
4) When you post a part story. put it as episode (# of part story.)
Let's begin

Episode 1:

Jack, a ten year old kid who's parent was killed during a war. He studys on a way to revive them so he can have a normal life with them. But he gets alot of surprises after he reads a book about revival.
Jack is reading a book.
Jack: This is boring.
Jack starts reading more.
Jack:Huh whats this
Jack continues to read as he finds the ability to revive.
Jack: WOW AMAZING! Must tell all the people here
Jack puts the book away and goes outside. when he takes the first step outside...

Continue somebody

OOC: And please to flame me. I'm just having fun.

Episode 2:

Jack Slips on a snail and lands funny on his head.
He slips into a comma, into a dark nightmarish hell.
Running around in Darkness wishing he had time to of shown some one the abilty to revive him written in the book.
His Commatost Body is taken to the nearby doctors and he is being looked after by a Bent priest who like kids LOTS.
The Book had landed on a neighbouring houses roof in a gutter full of stagnant Rain water as Jack fell.
Jack can hear the outside world, but can't respond.
Jack desides rather than fight the state he is in outside in the real world he will battle the demons within his own hell.
Jack Imagines a Charmed axe with magical inscription to hack away at shadow demons, and the Axe appears in hand.
Jack knows there are too many Demons for him to over come them all.
Jack can see a light in the very far distance on top of a mountain across a mass divide.

Continue...

Episode 3 : Teen Angst

Jack sees a man.
"Hello" says the man, "My name is Face."
"what the hell are you doing here, Face?" asks Jack
"Get the f@ck home!"
Jack sees a hot chick!
He sprays some Axe on his pits and heads on over.
"what" Jack asks "Is a lovely girl like you
doing in my subconscious?"
"You have issues."  She replies. "Wanna make out?"
"won't that be like making out with myself?"
"Yes" she replies.
"OK." he says.


continued...

Episode 3 : Me, My Self and 3 clone Kids

Times passes fast in the mind of Jack.
And soon Jack has 3 Kids with Jill.
They head up the Hill across the divide and find a house.
Jack and Jill name the kids, Bill, Phill and Lill.
The Shadow creatures would come from time to time, but the family was strong and could fend them off.
Jack was slowing forgettimg life before slipping on the snail.
In the world outside of Jacks mind the priest is taking EXTRA special care of Jack.
People visit him and read to him.
Jack hears the voices and thinks he is going mad and refuses to listen.
Just as Jack, Jill, Bill, Phill and Lill get used to life all of a sudden...

Continue...

Episode 4:
Jack wakes up!  A preist is standing over him.
"It took a lot of undercover prodding to wake you up."
Says the preist "Jack, your country needs you."
"Oh my God."  Says Jack "The terrorists are back?"
"Yes" Says Bill Bucannen
"Dammnit!"  Says Jack "I was dickin around!"
"Let's go. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MY LEGS!" cries Jack
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"
"Where," murmers Bill "Is the goddamn book of revival?"
"Bill... you working for them.." gasps Jack.
"Yes." says Bill, "And with that book, we'll be able to
realize our endgame, to revive Hitler!"
"And possibly Stalin!"
"You sonofabitch!!" Cries Jack.
"Now too finsih you!!" Bill taks a plaster brick and steps forwards.
Suddenly, he slips! he falls and lands on his face, which explodes!
"What the..." Says Jack, "Senior Snail!!!"
"Ola!" Says Senior Snail, "He broke like a cheap taco bitch!"
"Let's go Snail!" Says Jack "We have to get the book before the terorists do!!

Episode 5
Jack: "We have to reach a phone to call CTU!"
Snail: "CTU?"
Jack: "JUST GET ME A GOD DAMN PHONE!"
Snail hands Jack a cell phone...Jack diles.....*boop boop beep boop*
Jack: "I don't have alot of time!"
Chloe: "Jack, what do you need?"
Jack: "I need the coordinates of Muhamad Hassahan"
Chloe: Thats impossible Jack, I have no idea where he is!"
An explosion bursts into the sky...
Jack:.....I think I do....

Episode 6:
*****
Debris showers the city as Muhamad Hassahan strokes his face.
"I ahm having ah party." His eyes go wide "Ah PANTS party."
*****

"Oh my god.." Says Jack, "The carnage is unsettling!!"
People scream as they walk through the streets
"My baby!  Has anyone seen my baby?!"
"My suitcase!  Has anyone seen my suitcase!"
"i REALLY NEED IT!"
Jack sees a small child buried under car rubble.
"Bitch!"
Then he spots a group of people wearing turbans!!
"What's in the turbans, fellahs?" He asks
"Dyno-mite." They reply. 
"We'll detonate a Turban-Bomb every hour that
we don't have that book of Revival, Mr. Bauer."
"Dammit!!"  Says Jack, "I'm in a tight spot!"
"TIGHT!"
Jack turns to Senior Snail
"After I went into a coma, where did you hide the book?"
"It's tucked away in the underbelly of a soft tortia." Snail replies
"Metaphorically speaking."
Snail frowns.  "It's hidden in the most
dangerous place possible, the-"

Episode 7
The following takes place between 10:00Am and 11:00Am

"The....deep caves of the Moon" Says Senior Snail.
"How in the hell do you expect us to get to the moon?" says Jack
Snail smirks...
"Get us a car" says Snail.
Jack rushes to the nearest car and steals it as they both enter, Jack in the drivers seat.
"No" says Snail.
"What the hell do you meen no?" Yells Jack.
"I drive" Says Snail
Jack waits for a few secends then they swap seats.
Snail then hits the gas forcing the car to go full speed.
In the car radio they hear a breaking news story, "I am here in New York City where an atomic bomb has just gone off in a 70 story office building. thousands have been killed in this incident and no one is yet to blame."

Episode 8:
"Damnit!"  shouts Jack,
"For some reason we listened to the radio for an hour!"
"We've lost valuable time!"
"And what the hell are you doing driving, senior Snail?"
"Snails can't drive cars!"
"And Mexicans especially can't drive cars!"
Jack takes out his cell, "Chloe!  Get me the President!"
*****
In the white house...
"Mr. President we have a call from Jack Bauer."
"He says it's urgent."
"Put him through."
"Hello Jack, it's me President Face."
"Face?!"
"What the hell are you doing there, Face?"
"Get the f@ck home!"
"I'm the president now, Jack.  Uma dba mike uph in her."
"Fine.  Mr. President, I need funding to send
a man, his snail, and some bitches to the Moon!"
"Very well, Jack.  I'll have a rocket made ready, but
only if I can come with."
"Awkward!"

Ep 9

Suddenly the car swerves to avoid some crazy looking vagrant.
Jack screams, "What the holy hell do you think you're doing!?!?"
Senior snail mumbles, "Jack, He can totally kick your ass. You should shut up."
Then The vagrant walks up to them with a saistic smile.
Jack shouts, "Who the fuck do you think you are? Can't youu see I have to do something important?"
The vagrant says, "I'm Joe Kick Ass, now shut the fuck up!"
Joe whips out a sword and savagely kills Jack.
Senoir Snail says, "I never liked him any ways, wanna go get drunk?"
Joe says, "Sure, sound like a Plan."
As the two find a bar, A large man comes in screaming........

Episode 10

A Large man screaming at a ghost.
Senior Snail: Holy hell it's Jack. I thought we killed him.
Joe: To hell if i know.
Jack: You guys killed me because you hated me.
Senior Snail: In your face.
Jack: Well. I always wanted to do this.
Jack Goes and pulls out Joe's heart and throws it outside.
Senior Snail: You killed Joe!
Jack: Now bring me to the moon or i'll kill you too.
Senior Snail: Very funny.
Jack gets ready to pull his heart out.
Senior Snail: Ok you win. But how can you still be living?
Jack: Use the revival potion on me.
Senior Snail: But...
Jack: NOW!
Senior Snail: Okay okay.
Senior Snail uses the Revival potion on Jack's body. Jake wakes up.
Jack: Thank you. Now let's go.
Senior Snail: But how? Our car is broken.
Jack: We must...



TBC

OOC: And we don't know where he got the revival potion. Mabye he was hiding it.

Ep 11

As Jack and Senior snail walk out the bar....
Senior snail says, "By the way, Joe was cooler then you."
He pulled out a pulled out a gun and blew jack's brains out.
He said, "Crap, Joe Kick Ass is dead. What should I do? I'll do what he would have, get really drunk."
So senior Snail, started chugging one cheap beer after another.
Soon everything was a drunken haze.
He woke up the next morning in a strange bed room.
He rolled over, and saw Paris Hilton.
Seniot snail screamed, "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
She turned over saying, "Shut up, I'm not that bad in bed."
Then Senior Snail bashed her brains out with a lamp.
He realised he had to get the hell out of there.
But first, he must think of more ways to avange the Death of Joe Kick Ass.......

Episode 12:
Senior Snail decides to open a museum dedicated to Joe.
He goes to Joe Kick Ass's apartment to find some memorabilia.
"What the f@ck?"
Senior Snail sorts through the stuff.
"Joe was a pedophile!"
"He also kept immigrants chained in
his basement, dressed as ass bandits!"
"Joe f@cking sucks!"
Joe's neighbor poked his head in the door.
"Joe's dead?  Thank god!"
"Noone liked that little emo queer!"
a crowd forms...
"Let's declare this
"THANK GOD JOE'S DEAD DAY!"
Senior Snail cries to the crowd.
"And celebrate it by burning Art Colleges!"
the crowd cheers.
And from that day forth no-one cool ever spoke of Joe again.

Ep 13
Suddenly Jack woke up realising he had the most bizzare dream.
He muttered, "A book of revival? The legendary Joe Kick Ass? The legendary Senior Snail? And I was that fucking fag from 24? I hate that fucking show. It sucks out loud. Any one who likes it is a fag and has no idea what a well written show is. Fuck, it's just a string of over used cliche's, one right after another. Fuck that show."
He wandered over to the kitchen table and started eating frankenberry.
He said, "Oh, fuck. Frankenberry gives me the shits. But, oh well. It's worth it because it tastes so fucking good."
He quickly scarfed down the bowl. Then devoured five more. His stomach rumbled, he ran to the bathroom and took a shit almost as shitty as 24.
Jack finally got done crapping.
He took a shower, got dressed and went to school. Because he's fucking ten.
While at school, Mrs.Foxy asked him after class. Jack was elated, she was his favorite teacher. Mainly due to her being hot as hell. Well after the class, she closed the door then..... 

they made sweet, sweet sex up the ass. She lay on her desk with her shirt of, touching her boobs and moaning. She looked up at him and said "do me hard, had as am elephant"
Jack "you had sex with a elephant?"
her "yes"
jack "ok"
then then did teh secks and she was lick OH OH OH.

Her "Ha that was a trap, im a succubus and I has you soul in my vergerna! you has to go in and get it"
So his quest starts into the dept of her vergerna!

Whlile traveling the mystical vagina dimension he comes across a Moogle.
She says, "I regret dying it out with her, kupo!"
Jack was like, "Holy shit a moogle!"
The moogle said, "I'm Kululu, what's your name?"
Jack said, "Jack McAwesome... Wait you're the moogle who used to hang around with the legendary swordsman Joe Kick Ass! And the powerfull druidess Lia Galanodel!"
Kululu said, "Kupo, the one and only."
Jack said, "Oh god, you've been in here for over three thousand years!"
Kululu said, "Really? I thought I've only been here for a few months! Kupo! Yime must flow diffrent here! Hahaha, I said flow! A period joke!"
Jack shook his head, "You aren't very funny."
Kululu said, "You shouldn't say that to a powerfull witch. But since you didn't know that. I'll let it slide this time."
Jack said, "We have to escape! Do you have any idea how to leave?"
Kululu laughed, "Dumb ass, if I knew how to leave would I be here talking to you right now? Kupo!"
Jack sighed, "Good point...."
Then the two started their journey to escape the Vagina dimension.

Episode 16


Sudenly Jack awoke noticing he had a dream within a dream. He was in the car and realized he had been shot.
"Damn it!" yelled Jack.
Jack looks around the car for Snail but, finds nothing.
"dammit again."
Another explosion goes off in the distance.
Jacks phone then rings...
"Hello?"
"Jack, says the president, "I have a rocket preared to launch."
"Where at?" says Jack.
"Area 51..." Says president Face.
"I'm on my way!" shouts Jack.
He speeds to Area 51.
"Glad you could make it" says the presisdent.
"Just get me to the rocket" says Jack.
They walk to a rather large rocket and enter.
The countdown begins. "10....9...8...7...6...5...4...3....2......1.......lift off!"
The rocket shoots into the air.
"....oh....my....god.." says the president.
"What do you meen!??!?!" yells Jack.
"I forgot any food." he mumbles.
"YOU BATARD!" yells Jack.

To be continued...

Then they came... then they came across the clitdragon it gave them head... it had 4 heads that bit at them.
Kululu "Fire magic"
A ball of fire shot out and hit jack his bloody remain scattered all around the room. Kululu caught his head and put it in his pocket, he pick up one jack's legs and jumped at the dragon.

The dragon was felled and he used it's magic flowing juice to revive jack.

jack "THE HELL! why did you do that?"
kululu "to save your live"

Then they did the chiken dance!

Ep 666
Then Thor comes from the sky and fixes reality, so we don't have to deal with the shitpile known as 24.
This action of course sends Jeck back to being a ten year old caught in a strange dimenion insaide a vagina.
Jack stumbled, "Gah.... My head...."
Kululu said, "What's wrong?"
Jack said, "Got a strange feeling in my head and I saw an alternate reality involving that shitty show 24. That show is gay beyond belief. Kiefer Sutherland can't act and he's a limp wristed bitch."
Kululu said, "Great, You're a looney... Kupo."
Jack said, "But I'm not a looney."
Kululu said, "Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight....."
Then Kiefer suther land came from nowhere crying, "I fail at acting! please kill me because I suck. I admit it, 24 is the worst show made in the past ten years! Hell it sucks more than Friends! Just kill me!"
So Kululu cast Magic Missle upon him. Making him die.  The two kept going untill tey saw a great silver gate coursing with majick. I's gaurdian came forth and shouted, "You must anser me these questions three...."

24 is the best show on TV.

Quote from: Irockman1 on February 04, 2007, 04:03:18 AM
24 is the best show on TV, is what Fox wants you to belive.

Episode 1337
So Jack and Kululu gazed at the gaurdian amazed with how massive has was.
Jack said, "Fuck this!" Then kicked the guardian in the balls.
The two ran past that gate. They seemed to enter a tunnel of flickered red and blue lights.
Finally they escaped. They look around to see that it was THE FUTURE!
Suddenly a Robot approached them, "Hey, I'm bender! Go fuck yourselves!"
Jack said, "Whoa, this robot is kick ass."
Kululu said, "What the hell is a robot?"
Bender shouted, "Bite my shiny metal ass you puffball!"
Kululu was enraged, she tried to let out a flurry of magic to kill bender, but nothing. The flows of magic have long since died on earth, and the Time of Joe Kick Ass was a long faded memory. No more is the world ruled by swords and sorcery like Kululu rememberd. She said, "What the fucking kupo! Why won't it work?"
Bender laughed then kicked her in the head and walked away.
Jack said, "Are you okay?"
"Of course not you dummy," She replied.
They decided to track down that robot....

Episode Next:

"Oh my God.."
Jack grabs his head.
"Have i been hanging out with 'moogles?'
and have i been running around with a sword, and
babbling about the flow of magic and shit?"
"I'm just so uncomfortable with my sexuality."
Jacks eyes go wide.
"I need something real man... I need some real life here man."
he kneels on the earth.
"Your real man, you can't get more real than this."
"And clitasaurus, your real man.. Your here for me."
"I know ur goin through a rough time." says clitasaurus.
"I'm just so messed up!"  Jack blows his nose on a flap  "Where do I go for guidance?!"

Jack Bauer appears!

"Why the bible!" he smiles.

The First Book of Moses:  Called Genesis


1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.

1:2 And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon
the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the
waters.

1:3 And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.

1:4 And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light
from the darkness.

1:5 And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night.
And the evening and the morning were the first day.

1:6 And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters,
and let it divide the waters from the waters.

1:7 And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were
under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament:
and it was so.

1:8 And God called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the
morning were the second day.

1:9 And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together
unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so.

1:10 And God called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of
the waters called he Seas: and God saw that it was good.

1:11 And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding
seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is
in itself, upon the earth: and it was so.

1:12 And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after
his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after
his kind: and God saw that it was good.

1:13 And the evening and the morning were the third day.

1:14 And God said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven
to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for
seasons, and for days, and years: 1:15 And let them be for lights in
the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth: and it was
so.

1:16 And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day,
and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.

1:17 And God set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light
upon the earth, 1:18 And to rule over the day and over the night, and
to divide the light from the darkness: and God saw that it was good.

1:19 And the evening and the morning were the fourth day.

1:20 And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving
creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the
open firmament of heaven.

1:21 And God created great whales, and every living creature that
moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind,
and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

1:22 And God blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill
the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the earth.

1:23 And the evening and the morning were the fifth day.

1:24 And God said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after
his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his
kind: and it was so.

1:25 And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle
after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after
his kind: and God saw that it was good.

1:26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness:
and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl
of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over
every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

1:27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created
he him; male and female created he them.

1:28 And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and
multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion
over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every
living thing that moveth upon the earth.

1:29 And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed,
which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which
is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.

1:30 And to every beast of the earth, and to every fowl of the air,
and to every thing that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there is
life, I have given every green herb for meat: and it was so.

1:31 And God saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was
very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.

2:1 Thus the heavens and the earth were finished, and all the host of
them.

2:2 And on the seventh day God ended his work which he had made; and
he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had made.

2:3 And God blessed the seventh day, and sanctified it: because that
in it he had rested from all his work which God created and made.

2:4 These are the generations of the heavens and of the earth when
they were created, in the day that the LORD God made the earth and the
heavens, 2:5 And every plant of the field before it was in the earth,
and every herb of the field before it grew: for the LORD God had not
caused it to rain upon the earth, and there was not a man to till the
ground.

2:6 But there went up a mist from the earth, and watered the whole
face of the ground.

2:7 And the LORD God formed man of the dust of the ground, and
breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living
soul.

2:8 And the LORD God planted a garden eastward in Eden; and there he
put the man whom he had formed.

2:9 And out of the ground made the LORD God to grow every tree that is
pleasant to the sight, and good for food; the tree of life also in the
midst of the garden, and the tree of knowledge of good and evil.

2:10 And a river went out of Eden to water the garden; and from thence
it was parted, and became into four heads.

2:11 The name of the first is Pison: that is it which compasseth the
whole land of Havilah, where there is gold; 2:12 And the gold of that
land is good: there is bdellium and the onyx stone.

2:13 And the name of the second river is Gihon: the same is it that
compasseth the whole land of Ethiopia.

2:14 And the name of the third river is Hiddekel: that is it which
goeth toward the east of Assyria. And the fourth river is Euphrates.

2:15 And the LORD God took the man, and put him into the garden of
Eden to dress it and to keep it.

2:16 And the LORD God commanded the man, saying, Of every tree of the
garden thou mayest freely eat: 2:17 But of the tree of the knowledge
of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou
eatest thereof thou shalt surely die.

2:18 And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be
alone; I will make him an help meet for him.

2:19 And out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the
field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Adam to see
what he would call them: and whatsoever Adam called every living
creature, that was the name thereof.

2:20 And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air,
and to every beast of the field; but for Adam there was not found an
help meet for him.

2:21 And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he
slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead
thereof; 2:22 And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made
he a woman, and brought her unto the man.

2:23 And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my
flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man.

2:24 Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall
cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh.

2:25 And they were both naked, the man and his wife, and were not
ashamed.

3:1 Now the serpent was more subtil than any beast of the field which
the LORD God had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea, hath God said,
Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden?  3:2 And the woman said
unto the serpent, We may eat of the fruit of the trees of the garden:
3:3 But of the fruit of the tree which is in the midst of the garden,
God hath said, Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye touch it, lest
ye die.

3:4 And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die: 3:5
For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall
be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil.

3:6 And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that
it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one
wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto
her husband with her; and he did eat.

3:7 And the eyes of them both were opened, and they knew that they
were naked; and they sewed fig leaves together, and made themselves
aprons.

3:8 And they heard the voice of the LORD God walking in the garden in
the cool of the day: and Adam and his wife hid themselves from the
presence of the LORD God amongst the trees of the garden.

3:9 And the LORD God called unto Adam, and said unto him, Where art
thou?  3:10 And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was
afraid, because I was naked; and I hid myself.

3:11 And he said, Who told thee that thou wast naked? Hast thou eaten
of the tree, whereof I commanded thee that thou shouldest not eat?
3:12 And the man said, The woman whom thou gavest to be with me, she
gave me of the tree, and I did eat.

3:13 And the LORD God said unto the woman, What is this that thou hast
done? And the woman said, The serpent beguiled me, and I did eat.

3:14 And the LORD God said unto the serpent, Because thou hast done
this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above every beast of the
field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all the
days of thy life: 3:15 And I will put enmity between thee and the
woman, and between thy seed and her seed; it shall bruise thy head,
and thou shalt bruise his heel.

3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and
thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy
desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

3:17 And unto Adam he said, Because thou hast hearkened unto the voice
of thy wife, and hast eaten of the tree, of which I commanded thee,
saying, Thou shalt not eat of it: cursed is the ground for thy sake;
in sorrow shalt thou eat of it all the days of thy life; 3:18 Thorns
also and thistles shall it bring forth to thee; and thou shalt eat the
herb of the field; 3:19 In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread,
till thou return unto the ground; for out of it wast thou taken: for
dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return.

3:20 And Adam called his wife's name Eve; because she was the mother
of all living.

3:21 Unto Adam also and to his wife did the LORD God make coats of
skins, and clothed them.

3:22 And the LORD God said, Behold, the man is become as one of us, to
know good and evil: and now, lest he put forth his hand, and take also
of the tree of life, and eat, and live for ever: 3:23 Therefore the
LORD God sent him forth from the garden of Eden, to till the ground
from whence he was taken.

3:24 So he drove out the man; and he placed at the east of the garden
of Eden Cherubims, and a flaming sword which turned every way, to keep
the way of the tree of life.

4:1 And Adam knew Eve his wife; and she conceived, and bare Cain, and
said, I have gotten a man from the LORD.

4:2 And she again bare his brother Abel. And Abel was a keeper of
sheep, but Cain was a tiller of the ground.

4:3 And in process of time it came to pass, that Cain brought of the
fruit of the ground an offering unto the LORD.

4:4 And Abel, he also brought of the firstlings of his flock and of
the fat thereof. And the LORD had respect unto Abel and to his
offering: 4:5 But unto Cain and to his offering he had not respect.
And Cain was very wroth, and his countenance fell.

4:6 And the LORD said unto Cain, Why art thou wroth? and why is thy
countenance fallen?  4:7 If thou doest well, shalt thou not be
accepted? and if thou doest not well, sin lieth at the door. And unto
thee shall be his desire, and thou shalt rule over him.

4:8 And Cain talked with Abel his brother: and it came to pass, when
they were in the field, that Cain rose up against Abel his brother,
and slew him.

4:9 And the LORD said unto Cain, Where is Abel thy brother? And he
said, I know not: Am I my brother's keeper?  4:10 And he said, What
hast thou done? the voice of thy brother's blood crieth unto me from
the ground.

4:11 And now art thou cursed from the earth, which hath opened her
mouth to receive thy brother's blood from thy hand; 4:12 When thou
tillest the ground, it shall not henceforth yield unto thee her
strength; a fugitive and a vagabond shalt thou be in the earth.

4:13 And Cain said unto the LORD, My punishment is greater than I can
bear.

4:14 Behold, thou hast driven me out this day from the face of the
earth; and from thy face shall I be hid; and I shall be a fugitive and
a vagabond in the earth; and it shall come to pass, that every one
that findeth me shall slay me.

4:15 And the LORD said unto him, Therefore whosoever slayeth Cain,
vengeance shall be taken on him sevenfold. And the LORD set a mark
upon Cain, lest any finding him should kill him.

4:16 And Cain went out from the presence of the LORD, and dwelt in the
land of Nod, on the east of Eden.

4:17 And Cain knew his wife; and she conceived, and bare Enoch: and he
builded a city, and called the name of the city, after the name of his
son, Enoch.

4:18 And unto Enoch was born Irad: and Irad begat Mehujael: and
Mehujael begat Methusael: and Methusael begat Lamech.

4:19 And Lamech took unto him two wives: the name of the one was Adah,
and the name of the other Zillah.

4:20 And Adah bare Jabal: he was the father of such as dwell in tents,
and of such as have cattle.

4:21 And his brother's name was Jubal: he was the father of all such
as handle the harp and organ.

4:22 And Zillah, she also bare Tubalcain, an instructer of every
artificer in brass and iron: and the sister of Tubalcain was Naamah.

4:23 And Lamech said unto his wives, Adah and Zillah, Hear my voice;
ye wives of Lamech, hearken unto my speech: for I have slain a man to
my wounding, and a young man to my hurt.

4:24 If Cain shall be avenged sevenfold, truly Lamech seventy and
sevenfold.

4:25 And Adam knew his wife again; and she bare a son, and called his
name Seth: For God, said she, hath appointed me another seed instead
of Abel, whom Cain slew.

4:26 And to Seth, to him also there was born a son; and he called his
name Enos: then began men to call upon the name of the LORD.

5:1 This is the book of the generations of Adam. In the day that God
created man, in the likeness of God made he him; 5:2 Male and female
created he them; and blessed them, and called their name Adam, in the
day when they were created.

5:3 And Adam lived an hundred and thirty years, and begat a son in his
own likeness, and after his image; and called his name Seth: 5:4 And
the days of Adam after he had begotten Seth were eight hundred years:
and he begat sons and daughters: 5:5 And all the days that Adam lived
were nine hundred and thirty years: and he died.

5:6 And Seth lived an hundred and five years, and begat Enos: 5:7 And
Seth lived after he begat Enos eight hundred and seven years, and
begat sons and daughters: 5:8 And all the days of Seth were nine
hundred and twelve years: and he died.

5:9 And Enos lived ninety years, and begat Cainan: 5:10 And Enos lived
after he begat Cainan eight hundred and fifteen years, and begat sons
and daughters: 5:11 And all the days of Enos were nine hundred and
five years: and he died.

5:12 And Cainan lived seventy years and begat Mahalaleel: 5:13 And
Cainan lived after he begat Mahalaleel eight hundred and forty years,
and begat sons and daughters: 5:14 And all the days of Cainan were
nine hundred and ten years: and he died.

5:15 And Mahalaleel lived sixty and five years, and begat Jared: 5:16
And Mahalaleel lived after he begat Jared eight hundred and thirty
years, and begat sons and daughters: 5:17 And all the days of
Mahalaleel were eight hundred ninety and five years: and he died.

5:18 And Jared lived an hundred sixty and two years, and he begat
Enoch: 5:19 And Jared lived after he begat Enoch eight hundred years,
and begat sons and daughters: 5:20 And all the days of Jared were nine
hundred sixty and two years: and he died.

5:21 And Enoch lived sixty and five years, and begat Methuselah: 5:22
And Enoch walked with God after he begat Methuselah three hundred
years, and begat sons and daughters: 5:23 And all the days of Enoch
were three hundred sixty and five years: 5:24 And Enoch walked with
God: and he was not; for God took him.

5:25 And Methuselah lived an hundred eighty and seven years, and begat
Lamech.

5:26 And Methuselah lived after he begat Lamech seven hundred eighty
and two years, and begat sons and daughters: 5:27 And all the days of
Methuselah were nine hundred sixty and nine years: and he died.

5:28 And Lamech lived an hundred eighty and two years, and begat a
son: 5:29 And he called his name Noah, saying, This same shall comfort
us concerning our work and toil of our hands, because of the ground
which the LORD hath cursed.

5:30 And Lamech lived after he begat Noah five hundred ninety and five
years, and begat sons and daughters: 5:31 And all the days of Lamech
were seven hundred seventy and seven years: and he died.

5:32 And Noah was five hundred years old: and Noah begat Shem, Ham,
and Japheth.

6:1 And it came to pass, when men began to multiply on the face of the
earth, and daughters were born unto them, 6:2 That the sons of God saw
the daughters of men that they were fair; and they took them wives of
all which they chose.

6:3 And the LORD said, My spirit shall not always strive with man, for
that he also is flesh: yet his days shall be an hundred and twenty
years.

6:4 There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that,
when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare
children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of
renown.

6:5 And God saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and
that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil
continually.

6:6 And it repented the LORD that he had made man on the earth, and it
grieved him at his heart.

6:7 And the LORD said, I will destroy man whom I have created from the
face of the earth; both man, and beast, and the creeping thing, and
the fowls of the air; for it repenteth me that I have made them.

6:8 But Noah found grace in the eyes of the LORD.

6:9 These are the generations of Noah: Noah was a just man and perfect
in his generations, and Noah walked with God.

6:10 And Noah begat three sons, Shem, Ham, and Japheth.

6:11 The earth also was corrupt before God, and the earth was filled
with violence.

6:12 And God looked upon the earth, and, behold, it was corrupt; for
all flesh had corrupted his way upon the earth.

6:13 And God said unto Noah, The end of all flesh is come before me;
for the earth is filled with violence through them; and, behold, I
will destroy them with the earth.

6:14 Make thee an ark of gopher wood; rooms shalt thou make in the
ark, and shalt pitch it within and without with pitch.

6:15 And this is the fashion which thou shalt make it of: The length
of the ark shall be three hundred cubits, the breadth of it fifty
cubits, and the height of it thirty cubits.

6:16 A window shalt thou make to the ark, and in a cubit shalt thou
finish it above; and the door of the ark shalt thou set in the side
thereof; with lower, second, and third stories shalt thou make it.

6:17 And, behold, I, even I, do bring a flood of waters upon the
earth, to destroy all flesh, wherein is the breath of life, from under
heaven; and every thing that is in the earth shall die.

6:18 But with thee will I establish my covenant; and thou shalt come
into the ark, thou, and thy sons, and thy wife, and thy sons' wives
with thee.

6:19 And of every living thing of all flesh, two of every sort shalt
thou bring into the ark, to keep them alive with thee; they shall be
male and female.

6:20 Of fowls after their kind, and of cattle after their kind, of
every creeping thing of the earth after his kind, two of every sort
shall come unto thee, to keep them alive.

6:21 And take thou unto thee of all food that is eaten, and thou shalt
gather it to thee; and it shall be for food for thee, and for them.

6:22 Thus did Noah; according to all that God commanded him, so did
he.

7:1 And the LORD said unto Noah, Come thou and all thy house into the
ark; for thee have I seen righteous before me in this generation.

7:2 Of every clean beast thou shalt take to thee by sevens, the male
and his female: and of beasts that are not clean by two, the male and
his female.

7:3 Of fowls also of the air by sevens, the male and the female; to
keep seed alive upon the face of all the earth.

7:4 For yet seven days, and I will cause it to rain upon the earth
forty days and forty nights; and every living substance that I have
made will I destroy from off the face of the earth.

7:5 And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.

7:6 And Noah was six hundred years old when the flood of waters was
upon the earth.

7:7 And Noah went in, and his sons, and his wife, and his sons' wives
with him, into the ark, because of the waters of the flood.

7:8 Of clean beasts, and of beasts that are not clean, and of fowls,
and of every thing that creepeth upon the earth, 7:9 There went in two
and two unto Noah into the ark, the male and the female, as God had
commanded Noah.

7:10 And it came to pass after seven days, that the waters of the
flood were upon the earth.

7:11 In the six hundredth year of Noah's life, in the second month,
the seventeenth day of the month, the same day were all the fountains
of the great deep broken up, and the windows of heaven were opened.

7:12 And the rain was upon the earth forty days and forty nights.

7:13 In the selfsame day entered Noah, and Shem, and Ham, and Japheth,
the sons of Noah, and Noah's wife, and the three wives of his sons
with them, into the ark; 7:14 They, and every beast after his kind,
and all the cattle after their kind, and every creeping thing that
creepeth upon the earth after his kind, and every fowl after his kind,
every bird of every sort.

7:15 And they went in unto Noah into the ark, two and two of all
flesh, wherein is the breath of life.

7:16 And they that went in, went in male and female of all flesh, as
God had commanded him: and the LORD shut him in.

7:17 And the flood was forty days upon the earth; and the waters
increased, and bare up the ark, and it was lift up above the earth.

7:18 And the waters prevailed, and were increased greatly upon the
earth; and the ark went upon the face of the waters.

7:19 And the waters prevailed exceedingly upon the earth; and all the
high hills, that were under the whole heaven, were covered.

7:20 Fifteen cubits upward did the waters prevail; and the mountains
were covered.

7:21 And all flesh died that moved upon the earth, both of fowl, and
of cattle, and of beast, and of every creeping thing that creepeth
upon the earth, and every man: 7:22 All in whose nostrils was the
breath of life, of all that was in the dry land, died.

7:23 And every living substance was destroyed which was upon the face
of the ground, both man, and cattle, and the creeping things, and the
fowl of the heaven; and they were destroyed from the earth: and Noah
only remained alive, and they that were with him in the ark.

7:24 And the waters prevailed upon the earth an hundred and fifty
days.

to be continued in Genesis 2, Genesis Harder

Seriously, quit the 24 crap. That show sucks. It's making this topic suck anus.

Episode 3.14

Then Suddenly, Vikings come from nowhere and slaughter the worthless christians.
The rape and slaughter is on a scale so immense that thr ground itself is shaking with fear. Or is it an earthquake? Who cares. As the vikings ravage everything around them, ninjas jump from nowhere to chalange them, but alas. The ninjas tried in vain for they were slaughtered like the spineless weakling they are. The destruction please the Gods.

Mean while in Asgard. Odin was chugging mead. He said to to Thor, "Hey remeber that one time when you bitch slapped Loki?"
Thro replied, "Yeah that was hilarious."
Tyr, the one arem god of swords said, "Hey I think people are getting pillaged, we should watch."
So the three went to Odin's throne room to look down upon earth, they were pleased with the death of Christains and ninjas. Because both are inferior to the might of vikings.

Meanwhile somewhere else in Midgard, the world commonly called earth. A protest ammased. Apparently people were protesting the fact hookers are in short supply. The mob screamed, "We want Hookers! We need vespa! We need anal! We need good old intercourse for cash!"

President Bush greeted the crowd. He said, "I'm sorry for being an ass hole guys... FREE HOOKERS FOR EVERYONE!" The crowd was happy, because for once bush did something the public liked. All was fine and dandy untill that cmunist whorebag Hillary Clinton barged in and said, "Hookers are bad!" The crowd booed.

Then Some one screamed, "MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The two started fighting to the death infornt of the crowd whom is now having sex with their hookers.

Episode 24-4ever

As the the throwdown goes down in
the city, the vikings gather in the outskirts of town
"So."  says the leader
"What are you wearing to the prom?"
"Giggle" says one "pink EVERYTHING!"
"oHMYGOD."
"We are sooo gay!"

*****

Inside the city
Bush is no match for Hilary's bulging muscular thighs
but then
"Are you ready..
for OBOMARAMA?!"
Barach leaps onto the stage
and shakes his booty!
"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMN!"
hookers fly everywhere
"WHAT
THE
HELL
IS
THAT
RACKET?!"
Dick Cheney pokes his head out his window
"SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!"
everyone leaves

continued...

[no more politics ur killin me man  :-\]

EPISODE 11855641148 (oh shit, thats my social security number!)


AND THEN THE GIANT RETARDED MIDGETS ATTACKED!

Teabag you're on my shitlist now for insulting vikings. Fuck you n00b.


Episode ~ 7x + 4 = 20x -13

So the  vikings were pissed at that emo fag, tea bag who loves to teabag his own father, because he can't understand how great they are. they Knock at his fucken door. Snorri says, "So you think your funny?"
Teabag pisses himself and cries, "Please don't hurt me! I'm a pussy!!! And... I was jerking it to the worst show on network television. I don't wana dieeeeeee!!!" He cried like a little cunt. The might warriors of the gods tramples into his house and murdered his father who was jerking it to gay child porn. Then savagly raped his mother. She was such a filthy slut machine she begged for more, and well the viking decided she'd be their official whorebag. Finally they haung teabag with some cheap hemp rope. Off of a hickory tree. They wanted to hang him from an oak, but all they could find was a damn hickory tree.

MeanWhile Dick Cheney, all pissed off, Crawled out of bed and said, "Fuck it." He took a chain gun and started slaughtering every one in the white house. Then the cia tried to stop him by shooting him that didnt work. Dick Cheney's eyes glowed red because he's a fucken Terminator. Yeah from that Arnold Schwartinager movie. But any ways, Dick Cheney was killing everything he could. Then from nowhere came Bob Dole.
Bob Dole draw a ten foot long fucken sword. He was like, "Bob Dole ain't putting up with your bull shit!" His eyes all glowed red because he's a fucken terminator too.  They rushed each other ready to fight it would be an epic battle except.....

The Vikings came in and wrecked their shit. It was kick ass. Then they fucked teabags's mom more. She loved it. They biukake'd all over the bitch.

Meanwhile SexualBubblegumX Was smoking a fucking cancer stick then he was like, "Well I'm fucken bored." Then naked chicks came from nowhere and they had an orgy.

Meanwhile... Rama Lama Ding Dong was wandering through a flea market. Then he met a dude named Charlie. Charlie was all like, "Do you want to buy anything?" Rama Lama Ding Dong pondered whther he wanted to buy anthing then he decided.......

Fu smiled
"I did it!"
"I showed TBAG up!"
tears start to swell
*sniff!
"All by myself!"
"I don't need friends!"
tears stop.
he turns around
*I have you thor." Fu growls
"Please." says the Viking
"I've been chained here for months"
"Please let me go."
"Shut the f@uck up and shit in my mouth."
"No.  Please not that."
"Do it.  Shit in my mouth."
"No!"
"You're a viking.  You know you like it."
"...Yes."
Thor drops his drawers and squats on Fu's Face.
A speedle of moist diahreea squirts into his mouth.
"Mmmmm."
****

Rama Lama decided to buy a lottery ticket.
"excuse me?"
"can I have a winning ticket?"
"A winning ticket?"
"yes."
"Here you go."
"Thanks."
He won!
"Now I'm off to Oregon trail!"
"The land of dreams!"

I'm not using the FuMAnnChu name any more, hence you FAIL

Back to Rama Lama Ding Dong.....

Episode 999999999999

Ramalama relised with all of his cash, he can get whatever he wanted. So he deciced he wanted a palace made out of gold. So he immediatly checked every real estate guide he could, till he found one in Spain. Rama Loved it! To spain then. Rama Lama Ding Dong rushed as said, "I got to make it to spain!" He quicly jumped out of his catr once at the air port. he scattered all over so he could get a plane ticket to Spain.

Then from nowhere a granny whips out a luger. Rama turns to see. She screams, "I'll fucking shoot you!"
Rama Lama Says, "Well.......

 ;8 okey then.  I won't talk about 24 if u don't
get all dungeons and dragons on me

EPISODE XXXLLVIII

the granny had her gun on Rama's temple
"You know.." Rama said
"A granny with a luger?"
"That's actually pretty kickass."
"You know what day it is today?!" she screams
"Uhhhhh"
"Do you know what day it is today, you little shit?!"
"Um."  Says Rama
"It's mother's day you little cunt!" she screeches
"Huh?" Rama squints "GRANDMA?  Is that you?"
"Wheres my mothers day gift, cunt?"
"Well," Rama replies "Your not really my mom to begin with."
BANG!
"AAAUUUGH!"
"You say somethin cunt?"
"You shot off my ear!"
Rama had to think quick, or he'd have to keep talking to an old person.
"I bought... us a trip to Spain.  happy mothers day."
"That's better, cunt."  sys Grama
"I've always wanted to be a spanish prostitute."
"Now change me and we'll be on our way."

CONTINUED

Episode WHATEVER

Rama liked the idea of becoming a Spanish Prozzy her self...
Rama casts the spell, but mis-speaks the words, and presto changeo she becomes Senior Snail
But a very Bloated Snail at that...
Senior Snail has no recolection of being Rama... And releases a Massive Fart...
Jack Shoots out of his Arse covered in a silvery slime...
Jack says "Senior Snail, we need to find that fricken book to revive my family"
"When I slipped on you I remember seeing it fly through the air"
"I didn't see where it landed..."
Senior Snail says "It landed on a roof in a gutter, but i retrived it and had it Fedex'ed to the Moon"
Jack says "Right then how the hell do we get there"
Senior Snail Says "I heard of a person called Rammalama Ding dong who could teleport us there... Or I could just Fedex Myself there ?"
Jack Says "WHATEVER... Just get the fricken thing"

Quote from: TeaBag on February 06, 2007, 02:58:35 AM
;8 okey then.  I won't talk about 24 if u don't
get all dungeons and dragons on me

Agreed.

Episode ?
SexualBubblegumX is confused at what LoS wrote.
He was like, "Maybe I shouldn't have smoked so much pot last night. I feel burnt out."
He stairs a the screen reading Los's post over and over again, only getting more confused each time.
He said, "I know he means well, but I'm so confused."
Then he decided he should smoke a cancer stick and have a soda.
While smoking his cancer stick he read the post again.
"Still confused, " he said.
well he decided to finish his soda and cig than take a shower. Hopefully no one will watch....

All I have done Fu, is taken parts of your story and TeaBags, then added some of the original elements and then twisted the story back on it self making some very off beat tangents... Get it now... LOL

BUT THEN SUDDENLY THE FORUMS WAS DIVIDED BY ZERO

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LOOK OUT!

Zero Divide the droide from the PSone Dimension appears !!!

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And lands on Senior Snail, Smashing his shell.
Leaving a Slug like creature.
Senior Snail asks Jack "please help me find the magic shell repair kit, I need it otherwise my body can't withstand the pressures of space and I wont be able to reclaim the book of revivale".
Jack leaps into the Air and shouts a load of Ramblings, the Zero Mech binds with Jack making him all power-rangered up.
Jack gives a Thumbs up to Senior Snail and heads off to look for the Shell repair kit...

Thne Bob Dole comes in and Gives Senior snail some viagra.

Bob Dole walks off then he meets this army guy called Major Woody. They get drunk, i mean really dunk, like so drunkl they're almost blind. Then they have fun driving tanks.

BEWARE, I LIVE
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Suddenly, sinistar assaulted Jack and started chasing him through outer space!

RUN RUN RUN COWARD!

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Oh shit wtf it multiplied.

Then Bob Dole got drunk with Sinistar. It was kick ass.

Bob Dole turned around.... and

QUADTAR OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE

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Then they rocked out totally hard. Bob Dole pwnt many a person in his mosh of DHOOM! Sinistar ate some babies too.

Then and old guy walked in with a cane and held a chain in his other hand........On that chain was.

A ferocious man eating piece of Godiva choclate sworn to avenge its lost parents and his box along with his bro's and sisters.

The chocolate lashed out at Jack!


GUARGUARGUARGUAR," Sbnarled the choclate as it bum rushed Jack.

But then Bob Dole moshed the Chocolate to death, saving jacks ass.

Bob Dole was all like, "Bob Dole demands you bring THE MOSH!"

Jack replied, "Uhm well....

Jack looked to his left and right, before thrusting his left arm into the air.

"ERECTION!!!!"  He shouted, violently proclaiming his state of being.

"THE MOSH clearly contradicts the principles of physics!  How can one throw oneself at chocolate at such a high speed without reducing yourself to mush?  Shenanigans!"

Bob Dole casually dipped his finger into the pool of melted chocolate.  He brought it slowly to his mouth.

"Well... If Bob Dole can't Mosh, then Bob Dole wants Bob Dole to Bob Dole his Bob Dole with Bob Dole!"

He then loosened his tie, and...

Began talking with his ass...

And his ass was like, "Bob Dole's ass thinks Bob Dole's ass is completely kick ass, even though Bob Dole's Ass is an ass!"

HOLY ASS!

ATaraxia Appears and Defeats Everyone now...

Ataraxia Heads On Journey to Defeat The Greatest Warrior on the Face of Planet RMRK.

Ataraxia Equips "Mosh Pit Armor" ;=; gains STRENGHT +99 SP 78% HGP 78% Added Status: Invincible thanx to Blizz Ad-on

Now Laughs and Starts going opn Killing Spree finding the "Greatest Warrior on RMRK.

And Says "I EAT ALL OF YOU, FOR BREAKFEAST!!!"

Then Ataraxia find out that I'm the greatest warrior here. And gets butchered, becuase I skull fuxxors her like the Viking sumbitch I am.

ANgry Mob Zombies Attack out of Nowhere....
And They Bring Swords in shape of something else...>_>;; To Avenge their fallen leader X__x

Then I get Thor to skullfuxxorz the zombies.

Then everybody gets really drunk.

I haven't read post before but here goes...

Trisha opens her eyes in fear. It is the same dream again. Sweat pours down her chest. She grasps her chest and walks toward her bathroom. She opens the cold faucet and endures the cold water. She looks down at herself. Some much money she spent on herself to looks so beautiful but still she spends lonely nights. There must be purpose in her life. God must have something in store for here. And only dream is gives her some kind of purpose. She puts on her Hello-Kitty panties and her clear bra. She slips on some tight jeans and a white shirt. She has to find Jack. She has to tell Jack about her dream. She has to save Jack.

Then a voice rang out in Trisha's head "Save Jack Save the world."

"If that is what i must d," she said slipping into a sweatshirt and riding her Hog to where JAck was. (Hog meaning an acutal HOg)

Then i stuck her. WHO THE F*#$ IS JACK?

SOme dude came out of a bush it was MOrris the guy who cant do anyhting.


"I dunno wanna kill him?"

Trisha pulled of here shirt in utter surprise. Morris eyes gleamed with happiness. ;8

"Woah......Bit over the top? I eman come one you dont even know this guy....What makes you think he really is a good guy what if he wants to do THINGS to you," he siad still eying the boobies.

"Your grammer sucks!" She exclaimed

"INO!" he replied.

Still, wanna touch one?

*he does*

ARHAR!

*she makes him splode*

SHWING~!

He pulls him self together.
"Well now what" he says to himself.

A Big Green Man comes out of the Window and grabs Trisha and Replies:

"I Shall Still thos Girl, For no Particular reason Whatsoever!!!!"

And leaves to his Castle.

He looks at the green man stealing the girl.
"Damn, thats the tird one this week."

JUST THEN, THE SKY WAS DARKENED BY TINY FLYING MOOSE

Who shouted, "I AM THE LORD OF THE UNIVERSE!!!!!"

Down he flew and rained his tiny horror on to the green man.

But then from nowhere came the mightiest of all warriors, a BUKAKE WARRIOR. Well then he just stood there watching the green guy get killed.

Then he was like, "BUKAKE WARRIOR!!!!!!" And then he got laid by a really hot anime chick.

FOOLS! WHEN I SAID MOOSE, IT WAS PLURAL!

And then the Bukake Warrior got the moose drunk, every single one of them.

What dont u say to a herd of drunk moose?

The Green man Comes out alive for no Reason and Replies.

"I Shall Steal This Mosh Pit For No Particular Reason Whatsoever"
Runs like a Biach and falls down on a Puddle that was 2 Feet long and breaks his Head.

That poor green man could not predict such a fate.  It was unfortunate, yes.  It was ironic, yes.  Most importantly it was driven by this story, yes.  A huge meteor came with a powerful bust and destroyed a nearby planet.  It was at this time that the Green man died.  related?  who is to know.

Many moose rejoiced.

Then suddenly the Great Mighty Poo appeared and made it rain Poo as he sang his song and how he will Ram the people who died heads up his butt

/\ Ignored. :tpg:

Much Moose sex was had.

Don't forget it was DRUNKEN moose sex.

So after the moose sex Bob Doel cam around and started talking about great he is.

(WTF!!!) /\Ignore all the way after fiesten...

Trisha tells him she has to find Jack.

"Jack from 24," he replies. "I am his daddy!"

"O really! What is your name," Trisha says.

"My name is Shaq-Daddy!"

Trisha pulls her shirt back down and walks away.

Quote from: oneray on February 25, 2007, 07:32:05 PM
(WTF!!!) /\Ignore all the way after fiesten...

Trisha tells him she has to find Jack.

"Jack from 24," he replies. "I am his daddy!"

"O really! What is your name," Trisha says.

"My name is Shaq-Daddy!"

Trisha pulls her shirt back down and walks away.

MOrris runs up to Trisha I was just kidding about killing that dude Jack lets go find him.

Trisha agrees to let MOriss tag along. But she does say that her services are no longer free. They hitch a ride and find that the driver quite odd.

"Do you want to see what is my pants?" the driver asks Trisha.

Trisha replies," Sure!"

The driver unzips his button and...

A grenades flies out of his pants, killing every one in the car.

A gerbil jumps out onto the stop of the steering wheel, nibbling on something that is distinctly resemblant of a pair of testicles.

(damn.)

A Giant Blue Blob/Slime Comes out of Nowhere and start terrorizing everyone.

OH LORD WHY

The Blob Replies:
"BECAUSE I'M OVER NINE-THOOUUUSAAAAAAAANNNNDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Quote from: Dark Angel Sion on February 26, 2007, 02:23:48 AM
A Giant Blue Blob/Slime Comes out of Nowhere and start terrorizing everyone.

Why do I remember this post saying raping instead of terrorizing?

AND NOW I'M OVER NINE-THOUSAND AND ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNE! It screamed, spitting out a human femur.

bECAUSE THE BLOB RAPES ALL OF HUMANITY FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON!!!

ALooks At the Arrow with the Big-O like in his Mouth The Blob Replies...Where's Jack of Spades?! Me Wanna Eat huim, cause I'm OVER NINETHOUSAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's jelly bod moved like some Big Bag of Water.

WATER?! I CHUG WATER DAILY! FOUR BOTTLES A DAY! COME HERE YOU DELICIOUS LIQUIDY BASTARD, I SHALL DRINK YOU AND THUSLY BECOME MORE THAN NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!

Giant Blod : NOOOO!! BUT I AM OVER NINETHOU-

*Blobs was Drinken By Arrow-1*

Then, out of the Ground, comes the Green man with Zombie Status...(LOL)

"FOR NO D*MN REASON, I SHALL PLAGUE THE WORLD WITH MY PLAGUE OF NOT COPYRIGHTED RESIDENT EVIL LIKE PLOT"

an Army of Drunken Zombie Mooses walks toward our heores...(what would they Do?!)

A lone squad car pulls over the drunken zombie moose army and charges them with public intoxication.  After attempting and failing to fit each of the zombie moose into the back of his vehicle, the police officer radios for backup.  Unexpectedly, the A-Team arrives, with Mr. T and Murdock arguing the entire time about airlifting the suspect moose zombies, because, as we all know, Mr. T has problems with flying.  Their van screeches to a halt just inches from the squad car, and the back door flies open.

"LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY mmmmmmJEENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS!"  shouts the crazed man running at top speed toward the now-uncontrollable zombie moose horde.

"Did he just do that?"  Murdock asked.

Morris gets out of the car being a man in late 20's he does a sexy jig as he frolics across the plains towards an abandoned plant.

Back to the Blob...

The Blob is confined in a sack full of a strange yellow liquid. He sees an opening and pushes to get through. He enters a long tube like muscle. He continues to move on but the muscle gets harder, harder, and harder. He can't hold on! IT IS TOO HARD! The sides are crushing him! He pushes himself, push. PUSH! HARDER! PUSH! HARDER! PUSH! HARDER! As if reaching the climax of an organism, the Blob escapes through Arrow-1's penis (sry Arrow-1, tis part of the story). But to his surprise, he seems to have entered a vaginal hole, tighter then the penis before...

DAMN I AM SEXY!

The blobv laughs, "jokes on them, I gave them AIDS."

The Blobs moves as it terrorizes what's left...

And So uit calls over the Drunken Moose Zombie Army to prepare to take over the World!!!!!






And so...There was only oe who standed agaist the Blob ad it's Massive Drunken Zombie Moose Army!!!

Bruce.  Campbell.

Quote from: Blasted_Redoubt on February 27, 2007, 05:38:20 AM
Bruce.  Campbell.

And Morris Rivers

The Blob just said one word..."OMG!!!"

*Is that even a word?!*

The girl had a period and the blob was swimming in the toilet. A random guy came and started to drink the period. The blob was once again trapped...

THe blob then expanded and made the guy fat.

The Blob gets bored and leaves the fat man.
I must find Trisha.
He sents out.

Chuck Norris Comes out of Nowhere and uses his Famous Roundkick and Overkills The Fat Guy...
And then Leaves!!!! ZOMG!!!!

Then I go and kick Chuck Noriis' ass AGAIN.

Dammit when will people learn the chuck norris thing isnt funny.

why be my name useth here without me !

Rocko leaves his house and sees a fuckign blob there and screams at it STAY AWAY FROM MY PROPERTY!!!! He takes his shot gun and fires.

The bullets wizz by as the Blob pulls of some Shitrix. The man envys the blobs moves and joins his quest to find Trisha.

But then The blob starts telling bad blonde jokes, delaying the quest at hand.

Blob gets his act together can they journey. They find Trisha, ass up in a ditch with white liquids all around here. She has no underwear.

Then I walk in drunk as hell and say, "I'm a fucken BUKAKE WARRIOR!" Then I wander off.

Blob is like, "Holy shit, Sexual Bubblegum iolated her! She should feel HONORED!"

The Blob Opens it's Gigantic Mouth and Eats Trisha and Bounces off Away from Town To the Mog Tower

Then he barfs her out and they she explains her story about Jack...

How she was first brought into an induced coma and decided to sleep it off.

This topic is dead :tpg:

We weren't allowed to kill her

Blizzard! Blow this topic. It is dead. You can't be a dead horse. Please end its meisery!

He then rode the dead horse to california where

STOP!! THE TOPIC IS DEAD! YOU ALL KILLED THE CHARACTERS AND NOW YOU ARE JUST PULLING WORDS OUT OF YOU ASSES!

STOP KILLING IT !

Imma kick a dead horse!

Then out came a topic out of my Butt and it started flying around the worl in a cruise ship where then.....

I kept kicking a dead horse.

Where Hayate-Sama Decided to Go And Save Trisha to do *Ehh...you get the Idea*

And Out of No reason Hayate-sama runs towards where Mosh Pit God is Kicking some Dead Horse, which was actually Dead Horse Maneuver.

Then we both kicked the dead horse.

Please Blizzard. Just kill the damn topic. It is cruel to watch...

After we shot the arrow threw the poster on the wall reading topic..

Don't forget about kicking the dead horse.