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[Writing] Haikus not for the innocent-minded.
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Unoriginal text here.
#1 • Oct 16, 2007
    • Edit: I didn't get it right!
    « Last Edit: May 25, 2015, 10:09:49 AM by boe »
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    #2 • Oct 16, 2007
    • errm...

    5 syllables
    7 syllables
    5 syllables

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    Unoriginal text here.
    #3 • Oct 16, 2007
    • Oops! I didn't get it right!
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    #4 • Oct 16, 2007
    • Haiku is hard. :P
    Be kind, everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.
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    #5 • Oct 16, 2007
    • Yeah. Difficult, unless you do it in Japanese.
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    #6 • Oct 16, 2007
    • The war is over
    May we now all live in peace
    We found the donut ;8
    « Last Edit: October 20, 2007, 03:41:34 AM by Forcystus »
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    #7 • Oct 17, 2007
    • "For the donut is found" is 6 syllables.
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    #8 • Oct 17, 2007
    • Ahoy, me hearties.
    We fight and pillage all men.
    Cause we are pirates!
    Be kind, everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.
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    #9 • Oct 19, 2007
    • That's a cute one~ <3

    Let's see...
    Urm...

    Nah, it's going to be Japanese and I think it sounds cheesy. >_>
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    #10 • Oct 20, 2007
    • fix'd
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    #11 • Oct 20, 2007
    • You need to fix the second line now. It's only 6.
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    #12 • Oct 20, 2007
    • O_O

    how did that happen? Oh well, fix'd
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    #13 • Oct 20, 2007
    • Hah, this is easier than I thought!

    -Dominating Atlantis-

    Here we come, mermans!
    To dominate Atlantis,
    and rule the waters...
    Be kind, everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.
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    #14 • Oct 20, 2007
    • My name is Moo Kwak
    Which are two animal sounds.
    Isn't that funny? XD
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    #15 • Oct 21, 2007
    • How are haikus hard?
    Unless you're a mongoloid,
    you can make one up.
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    #16 • Oct 21, 2007
    • This reminds me of,
    the Hitchhikers Guide to the
    the Galaxy period.
    you awoke in a burning paperhouse
    from the infinite fields of dreamless sleep
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    #17 • Oct 21, 2007
    • what the fucking hell
    EVA it's not that hard
    it's five-seven-five.
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    #18 • Oct 21, 2007
    • Oh shit, I thought
    that period was some
    five-syllables right?
    you awoke in a burning paperhouse
    from the infinite fields of dreamless sleep
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    #19 • Oct 21, 2007
    • Oh Shit, I thought           4
    that period was some     6


    Also, you're not supposed to just break up a sentence to make a haiku.

    Haikus are complete.
    Tearing a sentence in two
    makes it stupid, see?
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    #20 • Oct 21, 2007
    • Good job there, MA.
    Showing EVA his mistake.
    Haiku is awesome.

    Be kind, everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.
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    #21 • Oct 21, 2007
    • Shut up, you pirate.
    But didn't modern also
    Make that same mistake?

    XD

    Or was that a joke?
    I can't really tell that well.
    If so, hahaha!
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    #22 • Oct 21, 2007
    • Haikus are so dumb. =/
    Yeah I know they're poetry,
    but they're kinda lame.
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    #23 • Oct 21, 2007
    • I love you so hard
    Please come in to my bed T_T
    Me need to be pleasured.

    Ignore that nasty Haiku please.
    This is so freaking simple,it hurts.
    So please lets make more!

    :D
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    #24 • Oct 21, 2007
    • If it's so simple,
    then why do you screw it up?
    Count your syllables.
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    #25 • Oct 21, 2007
    • Oh yes syllables, gah I forgot about those XD
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