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Balzac and the Little Chinese Seamstress

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So I noticed this is the first book thread in entertainment for what appears to be quite a while. ;8 So when WAS the last time you guys read a novel? Shame! Reading very important! :=:

So I read this as part of a series of related class assignments in "Asian Studies". It's about the Cultural Revolution in China, and it focuses around the story of two teenage boys who have been sent to a re-education farm village.

I can't reveal too much of the story, but they come to "acquire" some forbidden books (that's where Balzac comes into play) and they meet a girl who becomes part of a love triangle of sorts.

It's an excellent story that I just now got through reading. So go grab a Balzac!

OK, my class has an ongoing joke about "Balzac". You probably noticed it too. But ballsack jokes aside, this book is excellent, and now I feel like reading more novels. :tpg:

EDIT: And yes, I noticed that my description kind of sucks, but that's not because I couldn't say more, it's because I've got quite a few homework assignments to do and it's currently 2:30 in the morning. Just read the book, K?

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So go grab a Balzac!

OK, my class has an ongoing joke about "Balzac". You probably noticed it too. But ballsack jokes aside,

gee i'd never see you of all people making a joke like this.
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the last time I read a book was when I read Twilight =x

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the last time I read a book was when I read Twilight =x

I bet you only read that because Amber made you. :P




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Anti-twilight thread now




Stephanie Meyer should go die with alanis morissette
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the last time I read a book was when I read Twilight =x

I bet you only read that because Amber made you. :P

I was curious about their quality as well.  The heated debates seemed to blow things madly out of proportions, and after reading them, my suspicions were justified.

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Sewing up ball sacks.

I just told all the balzac jokes at once. :V

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Haha Balzac! Anyone get it?

BAL-ZAC?
HAHAHAH


oh god its so funny



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