The Foxhole

Best head in town and we have to go to a private room for the "interview"...







 





 

Can I get a speedball cocktail?

*slides over a glass of Vodka Red Bull*  Careful with that stuff, k?

Also, do not drop cigarette ends on the floor, as they burn the hands and knees of customers as they leave.

That fast, you run quite a business. XD

Lol, I just realized. This is the topic with the most posts in Moo's Pasture, and Moo hasn't posted here even once yet.

Are you wanting moo to post?

 

Maybe he trusts you with the moderation. Not like it went that well, explosion threats, Mo No Be threats, and even more. XD

long thread is long

Okay, I'm gonna need a burnt fuselage and like, eight Cassis screwdrivers.

Foxtrot

Well, can you give a list of the beverages you have?

Spoiler for Just a sample of what we serve...:

Adios Motherfucker
Agua de Valencia
Agua loca
Alexander
Allen Key
Amaretto Sour
Americano 
Amerigo
Angel's Tit
Apple Martini 
B & B
B-52 
Bacardi
Backdraft
Baggins Ball Buster
Batida
Bay Breeze
Bellini   
Bijou
Bitter Squid
Black Cossack
Black Lilly
Black Russian
Black Tooth Grin
Bloody Aztec
Bloody Mary 
Blue Hawaii
Blueberry Tea
Boilermaker
Brandy Alexander
Brandy Manhattan
Brandy Sour
Brandy Sour/Brandy Daisy
Brass Monkey
Bronx
Brut Cocktail
Buck's Fizz   
Bull Shot
Bumbo
Cactus Jack
Caesar
Cafe Zürich
Caipirinha
Caipiroska
Caipisake
Caju Amigo
Calimocho or Kalimotxo 
Cape Cod
Caribou Lou
Champagne Cocktail
Cheeky Vimto
Cherry on Top
Chi-Chi
Chimayó Cocktail
Chocolate Soldier
Choking Hazard
Churchill
Colombia
Colorado Bulldog
Common Market
Cosmopolitan   
Critty Bo
Crunk Juice
Cuba Libre
Cum 
Daiquiri 
Dark and Stormy
Douglas
Dragonfly
Duncan MacLeod
Ectoplasm
El Presidente
Erotic Tonic
Exotic Sarah
Fish House Punch
Fizzy apple cocktail
Flaming Dr Pepper
Flaming Sambuca
Flaming Volcano
Flirtini
Four Score
French
French 75
French Connection
Fuzzy Navel
General Sherman
Gibson
Gimlet
Gin and tonic
Gin Fizz
Gin pahit
Gin Sour
Ginza Mary
Glogg
Godfather
Godmother 
Golden Doublet
Gong
Grasshopper
Green Vesper
Greyhound
Grog
Hairy Buffalo
Hairy Navel
Hairy Virgin
Hanky-Panky
Harrogate Nights
Harvey Wallbanger   
Havana Special
Hayride
Heart of Fire
Herbsaint Frappé
Hi-fi
Horse's Neck
Hurricane
Incredible Hulk
Irish Coffee
Irish Flag
Iron Butterfly
Italian Stallion
Italian Sunset
Jack and Coke
Jack Rose
Jagertee
Jellybean
John Collins
Joker
Jungle Juice
Kamikaze
Karsk
Kensington Court Special
Kir
Kir Royale   
Kremlin Colonel
Leite de Onça
Lime Rickey
Link Up
Long Island Iced Tea
Lorraine
Lynchburg Lemonade
Macuá
Madras
Magic daiquiri
Mai-Tai 
Man O'War
Manhattan   
Margarita
Martini
Mauresque
Mickey Slim
Mimosa   
Mind Eraser
Mint Julep
Missouri Mule
Mojito 
Montgomery
Moonwalk
Moosemilk
Moscow Mule
Mudslide
My Fair Lady
Negroni
Nikolaschka
Nixon
Nog-a-Sake
Old Fashioned 
One-Balled Dictator
Orange Tundra
Orgasm
Painkiller
Pall Mall
Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
Panama
Paradise
Paralyzer
Pegu
Perroquet
Pimm's Cup
Piña Colada 
Pink Gin
Pink Lady
Pisco sour
Piscola
Planter's Punch
Polish Martini
Porto flip
Presbyterian
Prince of Wales
Pucker Up
Quentão
Rabo-de-galo
Ramos Gin Fizz
Red Lotus
Rob Roy   
Rose Kennedy Cocktail
Royal Arrival
Royal Widow
Ruby Dutchess
Rum and Coke
Rusty Nail
Sake Bomb
Sake Manhattan
Sake Screwdriver
Saketini
Salmiakki Koskenkorva
Salty Dog
Sangría
Satan's Whiskers
Savoy Affair
Savoy Corpse Reviver
Sazerac
Screaming Orgasm
Screwdriver 
Sea breeze
Seven and Seven 
Sex on the Beach
Shirley Temple Black
Sidecar
Sidewinder Fang
Silverlake Slip
Singapore Sling
Slammer Royale
Smoky Martini
Spritzer
Staten Island Ferry
Stinger
Sun City
Tamagozake
Tennessee cowboy
Tequila Slammer
Tequila Sunrise
Tequila Sunset
The Blenheim
The Monkey Gland
Three Wise Men
Tinto de Verano
Tom and Jerry
Tom Collins
Tomate
Tonic And Tequila
Toro Rojo
Vesper
Vesper Martini
Vodka Gimlet
Vodka Martini   
Vodka McGovern
Vodka Red Bull
Vodka Sunrise
Whiskey sour   
White Lady or Delilah
White Russian 
Widow's Cork
Wine cooler
Wolfram
Yorsh
Zombie
Zurracapote

That's only a sample... O_O

That's only the cocktails. I haven't even begun listing the hard liqueurs and such.

Now then, here's the challenge. One of the names in that list is not an alcoholic beverage. First person to figure out which one it is gets free drinks for the rest of their lives.

I'm gonna guess. Is it "Caipirinha"?

Nope. They have a lot of weird names for cocktails, so it may be hard to figure out which one it is.

That has to be impossible... XD

It's hard. I can rule out the obvious ones (Bloody Mary, Gin and tonic, Sex on the beach) and ones that have double names (Kir and Kir Royale), but it's still pretty hard. >_<

EDIT: I also just noticed "Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster"

I was gonna say Tennessee cowboy because cowboy isn't capitalized, and that stands out because everything else in the list is capitalized, but I'm wrong.

That's only the cocktails. I haven't even begun listing the hard liqueurs and such.

Now then, here's the challenge. One of the names in that list is not an alcoholic beverage. First person to figure out which one it is gets free drinks for the rest of their lives.

Is it French?

[edit]

If not then it's Cum

Shirley Temple Black.

It's just a Shirley Temple with Coke (or other dark-coloured soda) instead of ginger ale.

Shirley Temple Black.

It's just a Shirley Temple with Coke (or other dark-coloured soda) instead of ginger ale.

Sorry Dertt, but you're wrong. Quote from Wikipedia:

"Alcoholic variations on the recipe exist, which are often served in bars under the original 'Shirley Temple' name, or called 'Shirley Temple Black', 'Dirty Shirley', 'Robert Morri' and a 'IZY Temple'. A 'Shirley Temple Black' consists of a 'Shirley Temple' mixed with either gin or Johnny Walker Black; the name is a play on words involving the eponymous actress' married name."

Is it French?

[edit]

If not then it's Cum

You are correct! Cum is not an alcoholic beverage (unless you've been drinking WAY too much). 

Sorry Dertt, but you're wrong. Quote from Wikipedia:

"Alcoholic variations on the recipe exist, which are often served in bars under the original 'Shirley Temple' name, or called 'Shirley Temple Black', 'Dirty Shirley', 'Robert Morri' and a 'IZY Temple'. A 'Shirley Temple Black' consists of a 'Shirley Temple' mixed with either gin or Johnny Walker Black; the name is a play on words involving the eponymous actress' married name."

Another quote from Wikipedia:
"A similar drink substituting cola for the ginger ale (usually referred to as a Roy Rogers) is known as a "Shirley Temple Black" in some regions."

Is it French?

[edit]

If not then it's Cum

You are correct! Cum is not an alcoholic beverage (unless you've been drinking WAY too much). 

I was thinking it might be that. But the fact that there was so many strange names led me to believe that might actually be a drink.

Is it French?

[edit]

If not then it's Cum

You are correct! Cum is not an alcoholic beverage (unless you've been drinking WAY too much). 

I was thinking it might be that. But the fact that there was so many strange names led me to believe that might actually be a drink.

It is depending on who you ask. :x