The cake

is a lie.

LOL

I baked another.

god I want to just sit on that

We actually followed the directions and made the portal cake a few months ago.


Surprisingly, it was fucking insanely delicious.

D= I would've love to taste a bit of it . . .

If i could i would soooooo steal that cake and feed to my dogs and myself. Bet it taste pretty good too.......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5QveX3-1O8

real portal cakes
http://www.flickr.com/search/?q=portal+cake

portal cake recipie
http://saintcafe.blogspot.com/2007/10/portal-cake.html


One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
One can prepared coconut pecan frosting.
Three slash four cup vegetable oil.
Four large eggs.
One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
Three slash four cups butter or margarine.
One and two third cups granulated sugar.
Two cups all purpose flower.

Don't forget garnishes such as:
Fish shaped crackers.
Fish shaped candies.
Fish shaped solid waste.
Fish shaped dirt.
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
Pull and peel licorice.
Fish shaped organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment.
Candy coated peanut butter pieces. Shaped like fish.
One cup lemon juice.
Alpha resins.
Unsaturated polyester resin.
Fiberglass surface resins.
And volatile malted milk impoundments.

Nine large egg yolks.
Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes.
One cup granulated sugar.
An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands.'
Two cups rhubarb, sliced.
Two slash three cups granulated rhubarb.
One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
One large rhubarb.
One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
Two tablespoons rhubarb juice.

Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
Slaughter electric needle injector.
Cordless electric needle injector.
Injector needle driver.
Injector needle gun.
Cranial caps.
And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals. That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.

The cake in-game:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v724/pro...pg?t=1197856323

We actually followed the directions and made the portal cake a few months ago.


Surprisingly, it was fucking insanely delicious.

There's an instructable on it.

LOVE the view.

Foot fetish?

Nive View there -goes fetcha camera-

Ferenn's post/picture still takes the cake, though.

Foot fetish?

Nah. I was looking BETWEEN those feet.

It's a trap. Can you not see the erection ready to come up? Or is that why you look?

Where i don't see it..... oh wait there it is -takes more pictures-

It's a trap. Can you not see the erection ready to come up? Or is that why you look?

Well yeah. Animefan is a girl, you know.

It's a trap. Can you not see the erection ready to come up? Or is that why you look?

Well yeah. Animefan is a girl, you know.

I thought Animefan was a guy o.o

It's a trap. Can you not see the erection ready to come up? Or is that why you look?

Well yeah. Animefan is a girl, you know.

I thought Animefan was a guy o.o

He's joking. I'm a guy.

I see not an erection, just a slight camel-toe.

Doesn't that mean they're fat? Ew, BBW = no, please.

SHE'S LIKE 8 YOU SICK FUCK

Here's a rule I go by when it comes to anime girls: If she's got at least one foot of length between the top of her waist and the bottom of her chest, it's alright to be attracted to her. I wouldn't likely go below 8.

And besides, camel-toe doesn't mean she's fat, she just has a big... "girlhood".

When it comes to REAL girls, I wouldn't go below 15. That's because I'm 16. If I were 21, I wouldn't go below 18 with real girls.

When it comes to REAL girls, I wouldn't go below 15. That's because I'm 16. If I were 21, I wouldn't go below 18 with real girls.

Somehow I don't think you've ever really had to use this rule.

SHE'S LIKE 8 YOU SICK FUCK

We must be like twins, that's what I was thinking.

We actually followed the directions and made the portal cake a few months ago.


Surprisingly, it was fucking insanely delicious.

You ate fiberglass and solid waste?

When it comes to REAL girls, I wouldn't go below 15. That's because I'm 16. If I were 21, I wouldn't go below 18 with real girls.

Somehow I don't think you've ever really had to use this rule.

No I haven't. But I got a girlfriend now. 

When it comes to REAL girls, I wouldn't go below 15. That's because I'm 16. If I were 21, I wouldn't go below 18 with real girls.

Somehow I don't think you've ever really had to use this rule.

No I haven't. But I got a girlfriend now. 

Your Grandmama?

NO ME! 

Lol and savarast is a boy.

We actually followed the directions and made the portal cake a few months ago.


Surprisingly, it was fucking insanely delicious.

You ate fiberglass and solid waste?

The game gives you directions on how to make the cake near the end.

I want to play Portal but I don't know where to get it. FREE, mind you.

When it comes to REAL girls, I wouldn't go below 15. That's because I'm 16. If I were 21, I wouldn't go below 18 with real girls.

Somehow I don't think you've ever really had to use this rule.

No I haven't. But I got a girlfriend now. 

Your Grandmama?

This should explain everything: http://rmrk.net/index.php/topic,22488.0.html

I want to play Portal but I don't know where to get it. FREE, mind you.

This is more suited for RMRK Trading Requests.

I'd have thought that the "Biggest Forum Potato" would know his way around like a rat in the sewers by now.

lol moo just torrent it

SHE'S LIKE 8 YOU SICK FUCK

We must be like twins, that's what I was thinking.

She's actually 14th. <she's still a loli>

When it comes to REAL girls, I wouldn't go below 15. That's because I'm 16. If I were 21, I wouldn't go below 18 with real girls.

Somehow I don't think you've ever really had to use this rule.

No I haven't. But I got a girlfriend now. 

Your Grandmama?

This should explain everything: http://rmrk.net/index.php/topic,22488.0.html

Are You Cheating On Me Again?! !___! (lol)

This is more suited for RMRK Trading Requests.

I'd have thought that the "Biggest Forum Potato" would know his way around like a rat in the sewers by now.

Knew that already but I don't like to visit that place often.

lol moo just torrent it

I tried but I don't know which one to torrent. So many choices. ;-; I don't know which one's the right one.

This is more suited for RMRK Trading Requests.

I'd have thought that the "Biggest Forum Potato" would know his way around like a rat in the sewers by now.

Knew that already but I don't like to visit that place often.

Not on good terms with The Tez huh?

This is more suited for RMRK Trading Requests.

I'd have thought that the "Biggest Forum Potato" would know his way around like a rat in the sewers by now.

Knew that already but I don't like to visit that place often.

Not on good terms with The Tez huh?

.....?

I don't have any grudges with anyone, especially someone like mastermoo.

Also, posting torrent for moo in Trading.

I want to play Portal but I don't know where to get it. FREE, mind you.

It's ok it sucks anyway.

We actually followed the directions and made the portal cake a few months ago.


Surprisingly, it was fucking insanely delicious.

You ate fiberglass and solid waste?

The game gives you directions on how to make the cake near the end.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5QveX3-1O8

real portal cakes
http://www.flickr.com/search/?q=portal+cake

portal cake recipie
http://saintcafe.blogspot.com/2007/10/portal-cake.html


One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
One can prepared coconut pecan frosting.
Three slash four cup vegetable oil.
Four large eggs.
One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
Three slash four cups butter or margarine.
One and two third cups granulated sugar.
Two cups all purpose flower.

Don't forget garnishes such as:
Fish shaped crackers.
Fish shaped candies.
Fish shaped solid waste.
Fish shaped dirt.
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
Pull and peel licorice.
Fish shaped organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment.
Candy coated peanut butter pieces. Shaped like fish.
One cup lemon juice.
Alpha resins.
Unsaturated polyester resin.
Fiberglass surface resins.
And volatile malted milk impoundments.

Nine large egg yolks.
Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes.
One cup granulated sugar.
An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands.'
Two cups rhubarb, sliced.
Two slash three cups granulated rhubarb.
One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
One large rhubarb.
One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
Two tablespoons rhubarb juice.

Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
Slaughter electric needle injector.
Cordless electric needle injector.
Injector needle driver.
Injector needle gun.
Cranial caps.
And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals. That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.

The cake in-game:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v724/pro...pg?t=1197856323

and it was fucking delicious

and moist

Oh look at me still posting when there's science to do.

PRINCESS SEZ THERE WAS CAKE, ALL I GOT WAS THIS STAR CRAP

PRINCESS SEZ THERE WAS CAKE, ALL I GOT WAS THIS STAR CRAP

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I damn hope you were serious, it took me like five hours to find that fucking rom

No, I really laughed out loud at that. 

I laugh everytime I see it...

PRINCESS SEZ THERE WAS CAKE, ALL I GOT WAS THIS STAR CRAP

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

WAAHAHAHAHAA

I damn hope you were serious, it took me like five hours to find that fucking rom

......... ...... Really?

mario you dumbf*ck, >< you know bowser is always behind a note!!

five hours for a rom? you my friend are a trooper

I damn hope you were serious, it took me like five hours to find that fucking rom

You try to hard to be funny[/irony]

It was a tad sarcastic, but it at least took me an hour.
It's illegal free, and that's  how I like them, free.

Do not open that box, It's A Lie I tell Ya D=

Do not open that box, It's A Lie I tell Ya D=

Do not open that box, It's A Lie I tell Ya D=

;__; Oh Anski, Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?!